Why the fuck do people think having siblings is better than being an only child?
I have two siblings.
A brother and a sister.
I'm the middle child, my brother is the youngest and my sis is the oldest.
Ever since childhood i have done nothing but be shat on by both siblings.
My sister is a stacy who acts like she has no life to be relatable and my brother is a chad that lives like a neet at home.
Both are good at socializing and i am not. Fuck them.
>>38526773
I feel that to, robrobot
>>38526773
Why don't you stop being a NEET robot? You must be an embarassment to your siblings and they must shit on you with their friends.
>>38526773
Another logical fallacy regarding siblings, that's two I've seen just in the past hour.
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besides all of the memes, is there any chance that I could get a 5/10 or higher gf if I never approach any women and wait for them to approach me? I've been thinking about joining various different clubs and online communities lately, and I'm also going to start college soon so I'm going to try to get involved somehow there. Is there any hope that it may happen?
>>38526704
I've heard of it happen from multiple people, but I imagine you have to put at least a little effort in.
>>38526726
I've had like 3 women approach me in my life but all of them were 2/10 uggos.
>>38526704
You'd have to be at least a 7/10 yourself. And they'd have had to have heard good things about you.
>talking with a girl about killing myself
>she wanna pick me up in her car to go to her house so i can spend the night with her
guess who is going to lost his v card
this looks like manipulation but it's not because i wanna die but i dont have the balls
If it's real or not has nothing to do with it. You're using your own misery to get what you want, that's manipulation.
Also I don't think she will sleep with you, I think she just wants to keep you company.
She's gonna drop you off at the police station. Have fun with Tyrone he'll tear your v card up.
>tulpa invaded the memory palace
She's holding my private keys hostage. What the fuck do I do?
you control your tulpa dumbass
>>38526644
>rebellious tulpa
you dun goofed anon
She wannts me to start taking HRT so she can be more "comfortable", what the fuck?
Tell me one reason why shouldn't I kill myself besides the "it will get better anon" bullshit
>>38526602
It doesn't matter if you live or die.
Might seem like a reason to kill yourself, but that depends on how you look at it.
You'll go to hell
Better to suffer 80 years here than an eternity there
>>38526602
No one will miss you. At least, take someone with you, if you plan on killing yourself.
What do you think the saltiest board is? My vote goes to /t/, they always manage to find some way to bitch about a torrent even if it's a remux.
>>38526579
Yes. /t/ is /t/he sal/t/ies/t/.
>>38526579
Yes I can rap, and no I'm not from compton.
How do I make my own pornsite or clips4sale type of site? I want to make fur coat fetish and some Asian fetish porn.
that sucks man. I was hoping you had a better more classy fetish.
clips4sale has some nasty shit already.
>>38526577
>fur coat fetish
You what? I like circumcision porn (no pedo stuff!) and I think thats weird
>>38526615
>>38526682
some types of fur is really soft and feels good to masturbate with
would you hire a maid?
Maybe if I needed some cleaning done that I couldn't get to
You never stood a chance
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>criticize ANYTHING
>"You're just jealous you can't do that."
Why do normies say this? Why am I not allowed to dislike anything?
>>38526517
>Why do normies say this?
Because their brains aren't developed enough to come up with a response that actually makes sense
>Why am I not allowed to dislike anything?
Because they sperg out and get too defensive when someone criticizes what they like
>something is dubiously expensive
>lol poorfag
>tell normalfag friend that I don't use netflix because the selection is shit
>"Lol you're just poor and can't afford it!"
>mfw he's on NEETbux while I'm employed at a real job
Netflix is also like $10 a month, even NEETs can afford it
>nanny tripped and fell into The Cum Cyclone
Not gonna get out of it this time, boys
>>38526473
>pet clown found the penis poodle
>>38526473
daddy found the Dastardly Dick Juice Drippings
>>38526473
>intern internalized the cum internet
>Tfw never obese but during puberty stress, malnutrition and shitty genetics left you with stretch marks on 35%of your skin.
>Tfw above averagely attractive face and and slightly above average height >Now every time you undress in front of someone you see them trying to hide their disgust and disappointment
>This will be the rest of your life
>>38526466
If you're wealthy you can consider surgery for your pseudo gyno.
>>38526466
nobody cares about stretch marks
Haven't managed to hold any relationships past a month
Any hookups occur partially clothed and in the dark
Don't wear T-shirts or shorts bc arms and knees are littered with the ugly fuckers
My perception's probably distorted a bit since I'm on here a lot, but it seems like lately women are into scrawny guys, nu-male types, traps, etc. I'm 6'2, moderately hairy and relatively /fit/, and it feels like I'm at a disadvantage. Is there still a market for guys like me or are men that look like men all considered scary/unattractive now?
women aren't a monolith senpai, I would expect you to know that already if we weren't on /r9k/. now you know. believe it or not women have these things call INDIVIDUAL PREFERENCES, maybe you even have some of you own!
>go to bed
>have nightmare
>it's really random.
>i go with it
>was a bit spooky
>wake up
>realize i finally had a dream (since i never have dreams. Only the abyss)
>tfw it was a nightmare and an improvement
Nightmares are the best dreams you can truly feel a life in them through the fear and pain. I'd like to get more of them instead of boring typical dream shit. Well, I know there is a way to force them but need to google that.
>>38526501
Man, at least you dream regularly
>>38526575
Train your memory to remember your dreams if you have no organic brain problems you'd be able to train yourself and see dreams like others. Read about lucid dream trainings or smth famalam.