>Go to Fred Myer
>Steal some food and a vidya controller
>Backpack made it obvious
>Loss prevention blocks my path
>"Sir you need to come with us"
>Go to the backroom
>Get asked for my name and where I live
>Manager speaks with me and tells me I need to pay for all this
>Make up some BS excuse that I'm broke and homeless
>The Manager buys it
>"Son I see a bright future in you. I won't call the cops but don't ever let me see you come to my store ever again"
>Basically got a slap on the wrist
GODDAMN I LOVE BEING WHITE
>>38201288
That only happens if you're a teen tho
As an adult you usually end up getting a court date from a police officer for petty thefts
>>38201324
Except I'm 21 but I do look younger than my age
>Fred Myer
You're lucky you're in Washington, here regardless of youre skin color, they'd just think you're a drug dealer.
My friend and I were walking around a Fred Myer in Ballard and loss prevention followed us the entire time, then approached us to tell us we looked suspicious as fuck and told us to gtfo
>tfw have a boyfriend
Why don't you just go gay? It feels so good to be loved
>>38201226
Poop on your dick is gross. Faggot.
Poop on your dick is gross.
Poop on your dick
Anyone here feel responsible for the suicide of someone you know? How do you deal with that?
>>38201176
killed myself
//spoilertag//oregano//spoilertag//
There's really no point dwelling on it too much, man. What's past is past.
>>38201176
what does tits feel, bros?
With as fast as time goes by now you'll be 40 in no time
>>38201087
i've been on heroin and benzos for 4 years and those years went by in the blink of an eye
It's July, school starts in August. I'm a transfer student going into engineering school at a university, my credits from community college haven't even transferred apparently and now I'm stuck here waiting till tomorrow to call the university when their open and ask how this can be fixed so I can take the courses I'm supposed to. Also have to finish document on the student Gov website for my financial aid to go through. I shoudlve done all this shit back in the beginning of summer man. Now I'm stuck here panicking tomorrow hoping my shit from community college will go through. Procrastination is a bitch man.
>tfw 28
>the 10 years after graduated highschool I literally haven't accomplished shit
>the next ten years are going to go by even faster
>girlfriend tells me how she thinks I'm cute but wishes I was black
>mfw I'm the complete opposite (blonde hair blue eyes)
What the hell? I'm going to be cucked, aren't I?
>not breaking up with her and telling her to get the fuck out of your house/car/life at that EXACT MOMENT
TICK TOCK KEK KEK
every second you dont block all contact with her you're already getting cucked dude
>>38201079
I'm going to do it probably. She told me how she usually likes darker guys but "I'm an exception :)"
Not even joking. I can't believe she said this.
She wishes your dick was bigger
So there's jobless/ugly/mentally ill/racist/sexist guys on this board who want a virgin girlfriend who will put out for them. Yet they expect that same woman to have the self-restraint to not have sex with a guy who is attractive, wealthy, has his shit together (Doesn't post on 4chan crying everyday about how he can't get his dick wet.)
Really? And don't pretend you're some special "nice guy", you know who's actually nice? A guy who isn't a loser.
>>38201043
Only one you got on me is mentally ill. And I don't give a shit about sex. I just desperately want to have a cute innocent relationship. I want to be able to shyly hold hands going out for lunch, have our first kiss, play games on the sofa, etc...
It's not the same if she's done far more than that with another guy.
if you're going to dehumanize us like that you're not going to make many friends op
>>38201043
>you know who's actually nice? A guy who isn't a loser.
W R O N G
What type on "dere" are you, Anon?
I'm quite a Hakase, Kimoiko, and Otaku; to love I'm Donkan, but if I recognize the affection, I'm Hajidare
>>38200976
Kamidere with a hint of Sadodere
Such is expected of Fae God
>>38201154
Nisetoshi as well, actually
>>38200976
osananajimi and hajidere
i just want to be loved
How do I meet cute weeb girls at my community college?
>>38200914
>cute
>weeb
>community college
pick two
You don't and the you hang yourself
You need to get over the desire to have an attractive girl. You need to find an honest woman who you can trust and share real world responsibilities with. That's realistic.
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WAGEKEK SHIT MAN
>>38200857
"It's called 'hard work' for a reason, champ."
wojak threads always make me laugh
>>38200857
Quit your job and leech off the government. You aren't gonna be working with that mindset. Might as well just enjoy yourself. If you work you die. Go all in and get every benefit you can. Be a leeching scum. This country is fucked anyway.
What's your passion in life?
I have no goals, ambitions, or passion.
>>38200848
Being better than others people, TBQH.
Everything I do and have ever done has boiled down to this
>>38200856
Then why are you still here? You must have a reason you still wake up every morning otherwise you wouldn't
May I quickly have your attention, /r9k/? I would just like to point out that anyone who loathes the thought of being a normie is a huge, cum gurgling, paradoxally narcissistic, mentally ill, borderline pedophile, anime obsessive faggot. That is all
Actually I'd love to be a normie, except I can't because I'm most of those things you just mentioned
>>38200911
Oh me too. I wasn't denying the fact that so was I. I just am tired of people on this board pretending that if they had the chance, they wouldn't become a normie.
>>38200948
you are born normie, or you simply aren't.
Alright, so in a few weeks I (a dude) am going on a date with a trans-dude (that is to say, a M-t-F transgender, or a dude with boobs and a pussy, basically)
He's pre-op, so he's effectively no different from a crossdressing chick physically, but if you saw him you'd just assume he was a twink
Anyway are inverse traps (men with vaginas) gay? I feel like they shouldn't technically be gay because there's still a pussy in there, but to even GET that deep, I'd have to be attracted to the "man" on the outside, which would require at least a little gayness
I'd include a pic of him but 1) we're both minors and 2) he strikes me as the kinda guy who browses 4chan
OP again, I mean F-t-M transgender, I'm a fucking retard
>>38200756
have fun in your inevitably dysfunctional relationship, pal...You're dating someone with mental illness
>>38200814
I respect your opinion but that wasn't my question, my question was if reverse traps are gay
>Without a dick, it's boring.
Rationalizing this without sounding hungry for cock.
Why would a male self insert themselves as a woman?
>>38200884
If I'm watching two chicks go at it, it's for the show, not to self insert
>>38200884
Isn't that normal?
I only fap when I'm the girl in the doujins, the most degenerate she is the more I self insert. from drugs, body modification and NTR to and prostitution.
So how many of you are faggot beardlets?
Me. I tried a week ago and it wont connect in one spot on my chin so it looks stupid.
>>38200675
Real man shave their face. This isn't ancient Greece
Me b-but at least I'm 6'1
who else here /scared of poor people/?
>be me
>have to ride the bus home bc my phone broke at work so I couldn't call an uber
>sit at the far back of the bus, pretend to look at my broken phone so poors don't try to talk to me
>this poor woman sits right next to me
>oh fuck, I can smell her cheap perfume and hairspray
>start genuinely fearing for my life, was afraid it would sneeze on me or start yelling at me or something
>it starts trying to fucking make small talk with me
>I start crying and get off at the next stop, even though it was like a mile from my apartment
>walk home with my head bowed in shame, was literally right about to die before I got to bed
>my apartment
>no car
Fucking poor wannabe rich guy.
>>38200652
you sound like a sheltered faggot, kys
>>38200768
no one who knows anything drives in NYC
>>38200806
rude desu