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Would I make a good boypussy if I got rid of all of the hair?
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Looks like a pigs ass gross as fuck padre.
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>>34478526
Absolutely. Go take a long hot shower and let your pores open up. Then lather yourself with shaving cream a start shredding away the little bit of manliness that remains. You'll make a great trap with an ass like that. I hope you're into forced feminization. Well, at least you'll eventually REALLY enjoy it.
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>>34478616
>Then lather yourself with shaving cream a start shredding away the little bit of manliness that remains
I agree with this post but I would highly recommend using baby oil instead of shaving cream
baby oil makes for a much smoother shaving experience, it kinda clumps the hair together with the oil when you shave, and it makes your skin super soft as well
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How the fuck did such an ugly motherfucker land such a cute girl?
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greencard hunter.
nuff said.
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>>34478523
Because he's funny.
oiuytesdgcfh
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I always though that aside from being a fat blob and the hideous jew hair, ethan was actually really handsome.
Daily reminder that you will never have her
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Thank god. Another bitch I don't have to pretend to listen to in my life.
Thanks for saving me the trouble op
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>>34478504
>Daily reminder that you will never have her
women aren't objects that you can own
I don't appreciate you using this kind of language on my board
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>>34478504
Actualy I could have had a bunch like her but was too retarded to realise.
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why is it so effortless for men to appear feminine?
no this isnt a "dude be a trap lmaooooo" thread, just a serious question
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Tall and dark
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It's the other way around, many women are masculine looking so when you slap some eyeliner on Chad your brain responds the same way.
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>>34478462
Are you serious? Girls can literally transform into a man indistinguishable from the real thing consitently. Traps are never passable.
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Control, this is BETAair-1, we have the normie positions in sight, beginning assault.
I repeat we are firing upon the normies, over.
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>>34478326
Like you beta fucks could ever militarily compete with normalfags.
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>>34478361
Come at me Norman
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>>34478361
>"Normie spotted. Classification... Wannabe Chad."
>"I repeat, wannabe Chad, over. Permission to engage?"
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I've been with my girlfriend since 2013. She's very attractive and I love her, but I get sick of her shit from time to time.
In August of 2014, she didn't want to hang out with me on my birthday because she was pissed at her mom, so I got drunk and started texting this mental health counselor girl with huge tits that was always friendly to me during my psychiatry rotation (I was a 3rd year med student at the time).
She invited me over, we drank wine, she offered to give me a message so we went to her bedroom, she massaged my back, I massaged her, took off her bra, started making out, fingered her, she gave me a blowjob. We went to bed, my gf has no idea.
Since then, I've had this insatiable urge to fuck other girls. I got a tinder, started going out to bars all the time, and started meeting a lot of girls.
I recently made a handy chart to try to remember all the girls I've been with while dating my girlfriend. This is the chart, it's a little sloppy, but left column is month/year, next is a rating of our sex, next column is girls I actually fucked, and right-most column is girls I did stuff with but didn't actually fuck.
Still with my girlfriend, she has no idea because I just tell her "sorry, I'm on call this Friday night" but I'm actually out fucking girls.
Any questions?
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>>34478314
FUCKING NORMALFAGS
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
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>>34478314
>Writing your "dates" on a journal
Holy fuck the autism is real
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You don't belong here you normie faggot
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You guys realize that Chads are slowly becoming cuckolds right?
All of these Stacies who marry Chad's end up fucking Tyrone and Jamal when he's away
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>>34478296
so what are you gonna do about it op??
get a tan?
they are fucking them because that's what they are breeding animals.
Imposing
Dominant
Strong
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>>34479251
I'm saying that Chad is going to be obsolete soon, making /r9k/ into Chad central talking about about BBC
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>>34478296
>>34479251
>>34479735
Threadly reminder that even young white women don't want black cock.
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> Hey Anon, what do you think of our outfits?
> Thank you for insisting to take care of my dog here at your house?
> We'll get going then, the party is about to start!
> OH! before we go, can you take a picture so the guys know we're ready?
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Gimme dem doggo cuddlez
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are those pornstars
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>>34478329
No, they are your average social media girls.
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Genuinely curious: when did y'all first kiss a girl? For me it was 18. I actually lost my virginity before my first kiss.
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13
also how did that happened
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>>34478253
18
December of 2016
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Normies should just die
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>see qt new girl at work walking towards me down the aisle I'm passing through
>make eye contact for an instant before shifting my focus behind her since eye contact is hard
>she looks behind herself as well as if to see who else I could possibly looking at
>we pass without a word spoken
Does she want the D? Either way I don't plan on pursuing.
I'm aspie as fuck so social dynamics confuse me, I think I may be attractive to certain girls but it's kinda scary to think about and they don't seem to like it when I just give them my neutral autistic expression in return when they smile at me. Then they think I hate them because I don't smile and never they smile at me again ;_;
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I think you are over analysing. When a girl likes you, you'll know ut for sure.
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>>34478278
>When a girl likes you, you'll know ut for sure.
No I won't, I've been wrong about it in the past enough times not to trust my own judgement.
I've missed/misinterpreted so many "signals" that I've just started to call myself delusional whenever I think a girl likes me.
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>>34478242
Talk to her, ask about the weather, where she's from, shit like that
What is it that makes you an inferior beta male?
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>>34478218
nothing. i gave up male life a long time ago
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>tfw you know you're beta but get triggered whenever anyone calls you out on it
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>>34478218
lack of assertiveness
which is the result of being afraid
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I sure hope we can have some trips in this thread
I don't see why all the threads with trips get's deleted
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>>34478216
Yeah nothing wrong with trips I don't get why trip threads would get deleted.
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roIIing for trips!
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>>34478216
Yeah it would be really cool if I rolled trips.
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why dont you have a gf in the current year
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i hate women but i also hate not having one
basically i have cognitive dissonance
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>>34478213
I saw this shit today, and I didn't know how to handle it. Kind of like how I don't know how to handle a woman except for with my penis. So, there's your answer.
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I could never be attracted to a man who wasn't possessive enough that he would do this shit. It would be like dating two people who just use you as a conversation piece instead of one person who actually loves you.
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>she watches Ellen Degenerate
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She's a "nerd"
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>she has more than zero dogs
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>she's a cat owner
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>volunteering at SPCA
>taking a Doberman for a walk
>at first he's pretty chill, he stops to piss every 5 seconds but other than that he's cool
>on the way back to the shelter
>all the sudden he starts getting rowdy, starts jumping on me
>shoving him only gets him more excited
>he bites my arm and doesn't let go
>punch the fucker in the side of the head
>he stops
>looks at me confused and saddened for a few seconds
>we continue to the shelter
Did I behave appropriately /r9k/? I feel kinda bad about hitting the doggo, he obviously wasn't trying his hardest considering the fact that he barely left a scratch.
What would you have done?
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>>34478064
With dogs you have to have Authoritative verbal commands.
Saying "Oh gosh stop" just helps to confuse them.
You have to respond with a firm and angry-sounding "NO", and the dog will understand. Lack of communication with dogs is probably one of the top-leading reasons for mild-abuse among owners.
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>>34478064
you have autism
I hate this board
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You did good. But in the future, try to use your voice. A loud, sharp voice should be enough to show the doggo who's in charge. If someone see you hit a dog they'll might call the coos. People are crazy when it comes to pets.