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NO other type has it as bad as INFP. Life on nightmare mode.
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>>38023690
If you're looking for more accurate personality metrics, the big five is definitely the way to go.

Aside from being the most commonly accepted form of personality test from a scientific perspective, it also has the very useful neuroticism trait, which is essentially sensitivity to negative emotion. It's pretty much a gauge of how negatively one reacts to stressful situations, or maybe more accurately how sensitive one is to experiencing these kinds of emotions.

Basically, a neurotic person will tend to feel anxious and depressed more often than a non-neurotic person. This is a lot more specific than the Myers-Briggs shit, which tends to be non-specific and give every label possible a nice "role" to play in society, when in reality there's a lot of personality types that simply are simply not as 'good' as others.

>t. guy who watched some psychology lectures on youtube
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>>38023843
interesting. preferable site to take test at?
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>>38023897
I actually have no idea where the best place to take a test would be, but here's a couple links i randomly found on google:

https://www.truity.com/test/big-five-personality-test

https://www.truity.com/test/big-five-personality-test

http://personality-testing.info/tests/IPIP-BFFM/1.php

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So i got told that i have to be a miserable, unemployed virgin cuck to use this board, is it true?
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>>38023685
Not exactly. We're a pretty welcoming community here. Hope you find a comfy job and qt gf anon.
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>>38023685
This faggot is not right >>38023805. Please leave. You were correct, op.
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>>38023805
Tnx anon i hope i have plenty of keks on this board
>>38023834
but why?

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What's for dinner robots 06/28? It was a busy display building day that was 12 hrs long so im pigging out for the day
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How do you offord good food. How fat are you dude?
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>>38023632
did you eat french food like I said 5 or 6 weeks ago ?
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>>38023796
Lol, I can't find a restaurant

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Hey guys I need your help, I weight 150 pounds but I need to get a haircut badly, i have a small skull and really thick hair that grows fast. I'm usually a 3/10 but right now the long hair that's like a helmet on my head makes me look even uglier.
Anyways, the problem is I always dread getting my haircut because my mom takes me to some stupid normie place and I haven't had human contact in about 3 weeks so it'll be harder this time. And there's only about a 40% chance I'll get an old, black, or plain looking woman. Most of the time it's some hot bitch who either tries to talk to me then gives up or doesn't even attempt to hide her disgust for me

Please help guys how do I not be anxious at all. I hate it so much.
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>>38023596
Get the free Sports Clip haircut. Guaranteed decent cut and qt girls have to interact with you
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>>38023652
Did you read my post negro?))??.

The whole point is that I DONT want to have to interact with cute girls. Because I know they feel disgust for me. And more to the point I don't want to have to interact with any women really -I need help getting over this dread so I can get a haircut. fyi that's where I usually go
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>his mum won't cut his hair for him

would recommend shaving your entire head yourself then you dont have to worry about haircut for a while and theres no chance you can fuck up shaving your own head because the hair will all be the same length

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Ideas...Ideas. Who doesn't love ideas.
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a microwave but it cools food instead of warming them up
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>>38023527
A refrigerator? origjf
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>>38023527
Unoriginal haggard stealing faggot. Let's have some new ideas, honey

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What happens when women reach the age of 20?
>used to chat to a 16 year old (legal in uk)
>i was ten years older
>awesome personality, clever, loves deep conversations, good music taste, has hobbies like photography. Lovely natural makeup and dress sense.
>tells me she wants to fuck
>tell her no, shes too young, maybe when shes 18
>4 years later
>ask her how unis going
>she tells me she cheated on her boyfriend with a black guy and how for some reason it really excited her that he was black
>starts dressing like a thot
>now caked in makeup and listens to rap
>has lost all humility. No hobbies. Just spams selfies all day.

The sad thing is this is actually what i predicted. But what i want to know is what happens to women when they reach this age? Why do they give up all the things that made them individual and interesting and become yet another thot?
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>>38023497
>>tells me she wants to fuck
>>tell her no, shes too young, maybe when shes 18

hahahaha you cuck I banged a 16 year old when I was 25.

Also.

>But what i want to know is what happens to women when they reach this age? Why do they give up all the things that made them individual and interesting and become yet another thot?

The same thing that makes all 20 year old guys post frogs on a Chinese cartoon website and only express themselves through ironic memes.

People grow up between 16 and 20, hopefully. They change. Not always for the best.
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>>38023576
>The same thing that makes all 20 year old guys post frogs on a Chinese cartoon website and only express themselves through ironic memes

wat. i've been doing this since i was about 16 and plan to do this until the day i die
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>>38023608
Same dude
ironic memes are the only thing that bring joy to my lonely life

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Is Gwen /our gal/?
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>>38023477
Quite literally who famaladingdong?
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Gwen is hot desu. Good waifu material.
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>>38023663
Gwenpool the qtest 4th wall breaking super hero who's also a NEET.

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Stop saying autistic.
Stop saying degenerate.
Stop saying cringy.
Stop saying redpill.
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you're on the wrong board mate
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>>38023593
Stop saying mate. You faggots sound like little kids that just learned a new word. It's fucking retarded.
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OP is a cringy autistic degenerate who hasn't taken the redpill.

Would you cuddle with a male robot for an hour if he gave you 100 dollars?
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>>38023423
On one hand yes it's EASILY worth $100
On the other Id feel too guilty to do it
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>>38023423
Absolutely. I'm broke af. Would it give me Stacey status?
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>>38023449
What if I gave you 500 then, would you please cuddle me then?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkGWuYhhwCs

So I've been stewing over this in the past month or so since Chris Cornell an heroed and just wanna kind of rant/ramble it out. I know some of you guys are just gonna write him off as a chad, but he has some of the most robot core lyrics out there. The guy sang about either depression, anxiety, loneliness, hopelessness, addiction, and suicide in most of his songs.

Anyways so whatever he finds fame and fortune, kicks his addictions, gets married, has kids. Seemingly he has it all, he was an idol and inspiration to me that maybe I can be content with sobriety and find happiness and better my life

Then at age 52 after a show he decides to hang himself out of nowhere. People are claiming it was his meds or whatever and he seemed happy as ever, but watching his last show you can tell he was gonna do it by some of the things he says. It just shocked me when I usually don't bat an eye at celebrity deaths, even when he had everything it still wasn't enough to escape the bleakness inside.

If Chris Cornell couldn't escape his demons, what chance to I have?
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Grunge is a death sentence
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he probably killed himself because he knew his best days were behind him. he'd been pretty much forgotten since audioslave broke up 10 years ago, and even when he was in audioslave everyone noticed he couldn't sing as well as he did in soundgarden.
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>>38023290
Indeed, I think it gave us some of the deepest looks of how dark depression can get. A lot of the lyrics from bands at the time were extremely personal.

Anyways I'm just gonna post some of my favorite and feelsy Cornells, maybe some robots will relate

>Blow up the outside world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6rfNI7_PMM

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I masturbate. There, I said it.
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Big whoop. Nobody cares.

Unless you record a video of it and post it.
Then we will care.
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>>38023183
Disgusting. Reported. How dare you post such material on this site! My boss almost say your post over my shoulder! Keep it PG-13 in this subreddit please

Edit: Thanks for the upvotes haha
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>>38023239
If I wasn't broke I'd give you a 4chan pass good sir! Keep up the good posts.

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>Stop worrying about your height man! No-one cares!
>Just be yourself, bro.

If you're over 5'8 you CANNOT be a robot.
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>>38023152
>tfw 6'1 and definitely a robot
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>>38023152
>4'10" man has wife
you're a brainlet op
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that country is going to shit.
In burgerland people are smart enough not to do this because all the dumb ones got shot by the cops already

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Gay anons, are you actually gay, or were you just really unsuccessful with women, so you decided to give up and start fucking holes attached to dudes?

Lesbian anons, are you actually lesbians or is this just some kind of political statement to show men you're "empowered?"
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>>38023043
right now you're 12
when you turn 13 you'll discover your own gay feelings
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>>38023094
But I originally poop from there....
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If I'm being completely honest this board turned me bisexual, but I would only fuck unrealistically feminine traps.

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Would you accept this girl to be your gf if you were given the option?
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>>38023014
But that's a man. Only retards want to make their forearms look bigger.
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>>38023063
You'd hope so but I stole it from a /fit/ thread. OP had pics of her before and she was actually a qt. I don't think I would accept this gf
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>>38023014
Nope. I'd rather be single.

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>there are people who actually apply to be a janitor
why
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>>38022980
on 4chan or in real life?

because being a janitor in real life is comfy as fuck
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>>38022980
i presume on chan, irl janitoring is top tier comfy
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>>38022980
>>38023005
>I want to be a firefighter when I grow up
>I want to be a pilot
>I want to mop up other people's shit for the minimum legal wage
living the dream

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