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Op.I will be entering this situation soon and I do not know what I should do. I rely on them to help me with many things. I just hope I can return that favor when they need it :(

i come from a long line of teen moms

i still have a great grandmother

>>37618528
Oh, fuck you OP.
I just a couple of weeks back realzied that my aunt was getting middle aged and it crushed me.
Soon my mom will be in her 50s which is not much to say but Im not ready.

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>>37618464
seal off your room, burn charcoal in small bbq pit (pic related). good luck.

>>37618464
Nylon rope, put the knot on the left side of the head or right behind the left ear.

don't do it anon! there's still hope!

>>37618434
I honestly do not blame them at all. I wouldn't want to be stuck with myself either, I'd rather be single.

those are clearly stacys and who the fuck would want a relationship with a stacy?

>>37618434
That doesn't look hygienic at all.

Aren't these the kinds of people that have of sexually transmitted disease? Porn people are more cleaner than that.

>>37618373
sometimes if i wake up still drunk i'll eat everything left in my fridge and then hate myself for three days
i'm on day two or so right now

>>37618685
Man. I just had the last bite of my sandwich. My last bite was all bread.

Feels fucking bad. I sperg out when the last bite of my food doesn't have meat in it.

I eat all the time at night. probably because its not technically "night" for my body bc of the warped sleeping pattern.

i eat fast/junk food exclusively and a lot of it, yet im a skeletor

>>37617941
Yeah, I also ruined my only chance to have sex cause I couldn't get hard.

My dick feels really weak, and I cum really fast too when I masturbate. How do I make my dick stronger?

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it's the civilized way.

fuck, even cats pee sitting down.

>>37617941
Only when duck is erect.

ruayssetjhtzsnhhbeh5yhzt

>>37617812
shaved heads are best heads.
specially on girls

i shave my head once a year. i never pay for hair cuts.

a small group of chronic shitposters

>>37617835
This + animeposters that like role playing

>>37617751
There all over in Europe aren't they?

stop being a depressed faggot

>>37617748
>kill yourself it only gets worse
well that works for me

>>37617748
Damn that's probably really right. That's actually rather deep.

>>37617714
It isn't what I'd do, everyone around me would call me a pedophile

Pretend I'm unaware she's talking to me.

>>37617714
Is there candy and McDonalds too?

>>37617694
Wdym what the fuck, just buy some ramen and have that replace some of the stuff you eat. Or try to cook simple stuff on your own instead of ordering food

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kys fatman

also try to do it slowly, dont eat two gyros for lunch try eating 1 gyros and 1 small gyros

turn muslim and fast for ramadan

i can barely eat.

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>there are people on 4chan now who sperg out when you call a meme that has been around for a few months new

>>37617587
>there are people on 4chan who haven't seen line trap's penis before she got circumcised

>>37617587
so you're saying you've been here for ten years? nice burn
hope your life is working out like you hoped
she's my beau though

>>37617527
You can't blame yourself for the things that the mentally unstable do. Just learn from your behavior.

>>37617527
Damn, what did you ?

>>37617527
What happened OP? Did you watch her do it?

>>37617513
You can do it anon, I believe in you.

Im working on improving myself right now as well.

We are all gonna make it.

>>37617554
Thanks brah :') any tips?

>>37617563
Learn bass guitar instead

I think people forget that once you get a gf, you have to be a good enough person to keep your gf

>>37617709
I think I'd be a good boyfriend. I'd take my girl out on a nice date at least once a week. I'm extremely loyal and affectionate. And I'm not really the jealous type unless my girl is clearly a roastie whore, but then I wouldn't be dating her to begin with.

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It's simple, OP.

People always say, "Women love to talk so ask them questions about themselves," but it goes way deeper. Women are much more intuitive than we are and can "sense" when they're being bullshitted. It's not enough to just think of some interesting questions, you have to legitimately be interested in what they have to say. It can't be forced, but can be naturally cultivated through the conversation as you find a thing or two you can relate on.

You. Dumb shit froggo poster kisdo.

>>37617482
I made this thread with this one guy in mind. We wentto school together but when every guy started growing tall, getting facial hair and jacking off he remained the same. He never grew an inch, never matured and didn't even change clothes. He look the same as he did as he was ten years old. Still do today. He is a 27 year old kid who laugh every time he burps. Only change is that he's face have been covered with acne the last 14 years. Poor soul. If he wanted a girl with similar interests he would have to go look in a kindergarden.

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My friend forcefully made a guy watch at gunpoint while he fucked his girlfriend. He made him lay down on the bed and her lay on top of him, while my friend fucked her from behind. I watched the whole thing.

He's beta because she willingly did it and he's still with her to this day.