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Is this how we end racism?
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>>37173557
i'd ask where the asian benis is. but then i realized it's microscopic
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>>37173557

With gay sex? I don't know - why don't you give it a try, OP, and let us know how you make out
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>>37173557
>Is this how we end racism?

NO

Would femanons take a shower with a shy underage boy?
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No, I'm not a pedo. I'd only shower with my robot bf
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>>37173155
Real underage boys are fucking disgusting.
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>>37173595

What if your robot bf was an underage boy?

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What are these "kiss/hug your sister/brother" threads? I keep seeing them every single day, and they always have hundreds of replies.
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>>37173110
Hug your brother or sister and tell them you love them, you're missing out.
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I don't know why dumb as fuck threads like that get so many replies, it makes me think that everyone here is retarded
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Why's everyone getting pissy over some harmless incest threads? If you want to shit allover someone's fetish, you should start with all the trap and gay threads.

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>want girlfriend desperately
>masturbate
>suddenly no desire for girlfriend at all
>perfectly content with being alone
Hmmm......
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>>37173108
>want to fulfil a natural biological desire (acquiring a permanent mating partner and making children)
>indulge in an act that lessens your testosterone and masculine energy
>suddenly no longer want to fulfil evolutionary role

Who would have thought.
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>>37173108
Yup thats how I fucked up my life years ago, I could have had a chance of living a decent life but I wanked it away, living in the terror of meeting girls irl and actually talking, kissing and interacting with them. Now I'm a low life piece of shit with no motivation and full of regrets
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>>37173176
Sounds like a big win desu

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Link Robot music

Here's two jams I did recently with friends

https://youtu.be/X8kIEcfLtCM
https://youtu.be/UCFos9HeX9g

tell me what you think
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cab u hang out with you and play on my Djembe. That sounds like fun.
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>>37173145

sure m8 give me a place and time
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>>37173226
what country/state do you live in

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Why are Mexican areas always dead on Sundays?
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>>37173030
Church is today my dude, didn't you go?
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>>37173218
>Going to a building with a bunch of mental patients so you can praise sky daddy and zombie Arab jew for making your life unending misery

For what purpose?
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> It's Sunday
> All the gringo areas are dead

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hello r9k, it's a cozy Sunday and I'm bored. I'll vocaroo whatever you guys throw down here (I think I'd really like to record some short cozy stories if you have any) I can't sing so none of that shit. I'll keep going until I get tired of it or people stop posting. I'll even do some shitposts. how sweet is my voice you ask? we'll just have to see.
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sing me the song of your people
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>>37173025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K1sE6c1nRL
i told u i cant sing
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>>37173106
heh roastie

I'm out

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Am I pretty enough to find a cute bf, robots? I feel so lonely and I have no friendss
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>>37172573
Do you want friends? female friends especially?
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Nice pussy
On another note, you have cute eyes
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>>37172573
you look american

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>just finished a half marathon

What have you robots done this morning?
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Sleeping. Just lol at running a damn marathon, in the morning.
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I have to shower and get ready for my CPR renewal. After that I'll probably pick up some stuff for beer. I just got another keg so it needs to be filled with something. Maybe a hefeweizen.
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>>37172188
>tfw would run half marathons if it was not for crippled right leg

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If you had to chose to be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Pic related for me.
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>Wanting to be one of the fakest meme rappers ever.

Bad taste.
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>>37172039
Jake Gyllenhaal.

Rich and I don't think it's possible to be any better looking. I'd drop acting though.
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>6'3

>beautiful face

>net worth of 180 million

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You know that one girl you loved more than anything in the world? Right now she's moaning in pleasure as the person she truely loves pounds her. She's digging her nails and locking her legs around him and yelling his name as she reaches climax. They both then lie down next to each other in embrace, sharing their warmth underneath the blankets.
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>>37171248
Well this doesn't apply to me but I'll post anyway.
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Bump of alpha originality
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I can see her outside the window right now though.

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Why do you keep putting off getting a haircut, wagecuck? I'm just practicing my latest hobby. Do you not trust me?
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My wife cuts my hair
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>>37171101
Only if you ask nicely first. Us NEETs can have our daily haircut whenever we please
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>>37171053
This isn't the '80s and big hair is no longer valued.

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For all of you here who could have an otherwise good life, is not having sex really enough to ruin it? There are so many other things in the world, and sex gets lamer as people age and look bad anyway. What is it so important?
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Because it's one of our most baxic drives as much as hunger. You know how many people do extreme things to help tame it just like monks in a monastary? A simple statement like "it gets lamer XD" just mocks people even further by shaming them.
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>>37171112
It's no doubt important. There are things like consoles to make it easier though. I know it's a big deal, but why must it be life ruining?
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>>37171153
>consoles
A distractor doesn't make it any different. People going on hunger strikes do the same thing. It's a part of our biology. The fact that your refusal to acknowledge thst it's a part of our character and drive shows you have not gone without it. Hence, I can conclude you are a normie. Get out before giving such asshome advice. It's on the same level as "b urself XD"

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We're trying to make a comfy discord MBTI server, so far it's a bit slow. Please do join~

K9wvzvt

t. INFP
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>>37171039
>tfw ENTJ

Life is good.
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>>37171039
There is a girl on the server dont join
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>>37171381
There are no girls on the internet fug off

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>tfw you cant have ONE thread without raging, bitter autists trying to ruin it

fuck this board. ENOUGH
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fuck ofd normie then
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>t. Normalfag with no problems in life who got told to leave once
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>>37170867
>tfw dog pissed on the rug

>FUCKING NORMIE DOG


>tfw stubbed my toe on the corner of the wall

>FUCKING NORMIE WALL

>tfw pizza rolls burned my tongue

>FUCKING NORMIE ROLLS


just shut up. fucking faggot. normie aka anything you don't like

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