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Describe the world you would be best adapted to under the assumption that genetic variation prevents extinction in case of quick changes.
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lighthouse keeper whose only correspondence with other humans is by mail

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>finally managed to get a chance to go out and meet someone
>get a huge zit on the side of my nose the night before
>like, dark purple/red zit without even a head to pop
why is this happening
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ask your mom if you can use some of her makeup foundation if it bothers you so much
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>>38213750
so stupid beta white boys don't reproduce
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>>38213750
she probably won't notice and if she does, she wouldn't care. think about it, you wouldn't give a shit about these things if they happened to anyone else but you
get out there and don't let it ruin your night anon, i hope you have a good time!

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>be me, middle school
>am flirting with girl all the time in class
>I know she likes me and I like her
>friend pressures me into asking her out
>I ask her out, she says yes
>bestdayofmiddleschool.jpg
>talk with her for rest of day
>next day am too scared to talk to her
>don't talk to her for a week
>finish highschool, still don't say a word to her
>am currently 25, and haven't talked to her once since that day
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>>38213742
I had a similar thing, asked a girl out and we literally never spoke after that
Was pretty funny, we stayed together for another eight months

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>be me
>5/10 or maybe 6/10 average looking
>start talking to 8+ girl on okcupid
>intelligent and into neuropsychology
>she thinks I am funny
>we meet after a few weeks
>everything seems to go great
>tells me over FB that she likes me

Fast forward to today and she hasn't replied back in 5 hours. Has she gone off with chad? Wat do.
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just have some patience anon. Don't act all clingy
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>>38213668
>>tells me over FB that she likes me
Normie get out.
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>>38213668
Send her a picture of ur dick covered in shit.
Caption it with "Wanna lick the fudgesickle?"

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Who else has /rape fantasies/?
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Why are asian girls so much hotter than other girls?
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>can't fap to my favorite bodytype because it makes me think of her
>fap to more degenerate stuff instead
>feel post-fap regret again
>still can't get her (or at least the person I THOUGHT she was) out of my head anyways

shits fucked lads don't fall for the LDR with a 4ch girl meme
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>she looks like Lana Rhoades
>can't fap to Lana without my boner getting softened by the feelies
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>>38213453
dam nibba
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>want to fap to traps
>see PAWG
>can't resist fapping it to THICC
>trap fetish fades away day by day

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Why does Islam get to have countries like Saudi Arabia and Iran where homosexuals are put to death but Christianity doesn't?
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Move to Africa nigger.
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>>38213380
Why does /pol/ get to have its own hugbox but /r9k/ doesn't? Fuck off with your political shit.
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A bunch of gay philosophers decided to blow load after load of hot reason all over each other. They later called this the enlightenment.

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Pound my ass desu
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>be leet loner
>in my 30s
>driving back home from liquor store
>always have to drive through a primary school
>see kids running around laughing and shit with footballs and stuff
>1 kid with down syndrome sitting by himself
>can't pull over and hang out with him because i'll be called a pedo

Not that i really wanted to but damn man, that really put me on a bit of a down mood. Then i drank all this shit and felt better.

Gonna feel shit tomorrow, like that kid. He was just staring into nothingness. It was obvious he does it every day. All i'll have is a really bad hangover and then i'll probably try to quit alcohol again for the 100th time. He's stuck with that shit for life.


Anyways, just a though. Just seeing that kid's face i was like woah, you poor fuck. You aint even gotten to the harder levels yet.
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>>38213359
neet loner*

i'm drunk cbf looking for more typos that one was in the first line
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ok one more typo last line

just a thought*


hey man it's deep, no typarinoz allowed
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Welcome to the no matter how much we try, we are destined to fail club

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>power is out likely for 2 days
>no water
>trees and shit all around my front yard
>call my manager at the grocery store to tell her I can't come in today
>"and you can't come in because of that?"
>implies that if I don't come into tomorrow that I'll be fired

What the hell is wrong with retail workers? I could have lost my house in a fire and they would still expect me to come in. I also worked at several good jobs and they basically told me that unless I was throwing up all day that I wasn't sick enough to skip work.
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Black pussy was literally made for white cock
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??? Your small white cock couldn't fit between her fatass cheeks lil nigga stick to those surfboard Asians you like so much

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I just wanted to say that I fucking hate every fucking single one of you. I don't wish you luck and happiness. I wish that your life turns into a fucking nightmare and that you suffer in hell fo eternity and that everyone in your family gets brutally tortured to death.

That is all.
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I just wanted to say that I love you. I wish you luck and happiness. I wish that your life turn into a fucking dream and that you find bliss in heaven for a reasonable amount of time and that no one in your family gets gently pampered to life.

This is but a sample.

>tfw cannot graduate high school because I didn't turn up for penis inspection day

Fuck this shitty education system REEEEEEEEEE
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I am the result of an violent alcoholic loser that rawed a 4.5/10 whore at a party and forced her NOT to get an abortion.

I was also raised by my grandmother.

Jesus fuck man I'm a fucking MESS, I didn't stand one fucking chance.
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>>38213173
This
People like us who had no chance are the true robots. Loosers who got loved by their parents need to gtfo

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