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How do i know any of you are actually real? I've always likes this board because it's filled with losers like me but i just thought of something. What if everyone posting here are actually normies/chads/normal human being contributing to society. I can't beleive any of you. I may be the only actual loser here. I'm starting to fucking panic. Has my whole life been a lie? How can i beleive any of you who claim to be KHHV neets like me...
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You genuinely don't. There is a serious possibility that:
1. We are essentially the equivalent of ants in an ant farm, only earth is the ant farm and some aliens are the 12-year old who owns it
or
2. We literally don't exist. We're just sophisticated programs.
Think about it. Billions of galaxies, each containing millions of planets supporting life....you think we're the most advanced sentient life in the universe? You think some alien species isn't as far above us as we are above ants? Or we are above the shitty AI in our FPS games?
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>>35669633
in fact i used to think that too...but, I dont consider myself as a loser robot, but on the other hand i found this like a comfy place
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>>35669633
Here is my proof
Maybe we are the only losers on r9k.
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Can we use our powers for good? 2017-03-20 09:50:08 Post No.35669619
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Can we use our powers for good?
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What if meme magic could have a real influence, based on what we actually believe?
What if we could turn women into sluts?
If she has instagram = No
If she wears yoga pants = No
If she asks you for money = No
If she won't sign a pre-nup = No
If they start talking about feminism = No
If they start talking about "black lives matter" = No
Etc. variations would have actual jokes made by people much better and more funny than I.
Just an idea.
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>>35669619
>What if we could turn women into sluts?
ahem, STOP women from turning into sluts.
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It's not controlled. It only works for the 2016 election desu because there was a lot at stake.
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>>35669674
t. Newfag
Very original commento.
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Black and white stronger together 2017-03-20 09:48:54 Post No.35669596
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Black and white stronger together
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Screw the haters!
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>>35669596
damn right OP! Fuck the Jews!
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Funny, I was literally watching this scene a few hours ago.
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Darkies will keep the white man from conquering space.
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MBTI Thread
Let the autism begin
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I got ISTJ the very first time I took it.
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>>35669535
INFP here, burnt out from uni, I have an project due 5 weeks ago that I barely touched, I don't know what to do anymore.
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>>35669535
I'm ISTP master race
am i the only one who feels like life is becoming more dreamlike???
i often cannot discern dreams and reality, and things seem more "hazy" and less real.
it may be the effects of sleep deprivation that occurs through the week (but i am not sleep deprived at all today) or me not being used to the spring sunlight but i feel like everything is becoming dreamlike.
any help, tips or advice? or am i just going crazy?
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self bump
this is an incredibly original post
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>>35669505
Shizofrenia
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I feel exactly the same. I'm lulling through the world. I don't feel like my words or actions have an impact in the physical world, and everything melds into one indiscernable mass. I would not be surprised if I woke up in a room somewhere, with my mother leaning over me whispering "don't worry, it was only a dream."
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i just want a cute wife and 2 beautiful kids, but i will probably never have, is this too much to ask for?
what are your goals/dreams, robots?
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to not be this painfully lonely for ever.
maybe a kid or two would be good but if they got my genes there isnt much chance of that being fun
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>>35669496
what's wrong with your genes?
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>>35669521
im emotionally fucked and depressed for no reason. i dont even look that bad probably a 7/10 ir a 6.8/10 i mean not bad but fuck im so lonely
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>be forced to sit in the back of the bus near Stacy and her friends
>tall, well-tanned and long straight hair
>maintain conversation without going full autismo
>make her laugh
>I'm gonna' have to sit next to her tomorrow
quick, I need tips on how to not screw this up
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Don't make up any stories or tell any lies. It's easy to do when you are trying to impress a girl, but it's very easy for her to spot and makes you look like a retard
Good luck
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>>35669458
thanks for the help man
x men origins
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>>35669416
if i wasnt so lonely id make fun of you but desu man just dont lie, (xd be ur self meme) dont be yourself. be someone you think she will like and dont lie
how do i get a 60 hour warehouse job with no diploma, where do i find these slave jobs that can pay 500+ a week
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>warehouse job
>requiring a diploma
lol m8
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Go to factory sell soul, slowly die inside then outside, kill self
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>>35669389
Pepsi or Coke merchandiser
They usually start at $14-15 + mileage. You'll be working 60 hrs a week and making way more than $500
>Where do you live
>Where do you want to live?
Arizona
Somewhere cold, like Oregon
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>>35669381
arizona
california where I actually have a chance to become something instead of just doing nothing day in and day out with nobody to do it with or to show it too. Theres no fucking future at all here. Theres no point in trying to do anything here because theres nothing here. Theres no future. Just a slow menial job of mopping floors for $7 an hour for 70 years until you fucking die. And since Im not a fucking spic, I dont get free education like everyone fucking else in this state who just gets handed every single fucking thing.
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>>35669381
PNW looks pretty comfy, especially Norcal and Seattle
I'm a through and through Gothamite though so I'll probably live in NJ
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>>35669381
>This fucking meme again
It's always the same SpongeBob picture and the guy saying he lives in Arizona. Fuck off
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>meet girl on /r9k/
>we became great friends
>talked for hours every day
>I've never connected with anyone the way I connected with her
>we were even planning to meet up irl
>one day she blocks me out of the blue
>I don't even know why
Natalie, come back :(
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>>35669379
>girl
Yeah sure m8. I'm really for sure.
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>>35669417
We talked on Skype and stuff, she definitely wasn't tricking me.
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All right I might as well post the version without her face. I think I have some nudes I could post too.
P.S. there was some Spanish guy on /r9k/ she was planning to meet up with in a few days to start dating him. Don't date her bro, she's going to cuck you.
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Hey robots,
I posted yesterday about winning a short story competition with a cash prize (1,425 dollars).
As expected the guy running it asked me for biography and a "headshot". I don't have any photos of myself since around 2011 so I had to use my webcam because I didn't have enough coins for the photobooth.
Can someone tell me whether I look autistic in my "headshot" please? I don't want to advertise myself as a retard or anything.
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>>35669369
Congratulations! I will take a look.
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>>35669541
Are you still here? I thought the thread had died sorry. And thank you.
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>>35669676
Lay it on me! The photo I mean
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Why kill yourself when after 2 years the greatest game of all time will be released?
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Because I don't enjoy games anymore.
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it says its coming out in 2077 right there, i dunno if you knew but thats in 60 years.
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I don't like the witcher games(combat is terrible), don't see this being any different.
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>>35669309
they look so tired
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>whoring your autistic child on youtube
Fucking despicable
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>>35669616
She's tired because she has no autistic bf
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What's for dinner robots 03/20
It was a long ass day so I decided to treat myself
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Going to force mummy to get me Taco Bell
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>>35669344
Cmon now, at least better mexican food than taco Bell
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>>35669296
Weeping Jesus on the cross! That's one meal?!
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Story time. I never actually post anything so bear with me.
>Be me, age 14(ish)
>Be in school, social outcast, beta, all the classical shit.
>Get okay grades but don't really care much for school, everyday is just a struggle until I can get home and get online.
>One day I 'meet' what I consider a very cute girl, 14 aswell.
>inb4 FBI
>Looks is 5/10 but personality is 7/10.
>May not be much but atleast someone is talking to me, with me.
>Time goes by. We both turn 15, the age of consent where I'm from.
>Things evolve, we start flirting, we start sharing shitty low quality nudes.
>Was never a neckbeard but not chad-looking either.
>She lives in the furthest possible city away from mine.
>6 hour transit by train each way
>One day my family have to visit some distant relatives in that city. I convince my mum to let me visit the girl while we're there.
>It's happening.jpg
>She opens the door and she's like perfect. Everything about her is just, too much, how can I possible deserve something this good?
>Proceed to take eachothers virginity soon after, while we're 15. We continue dating and doing this transit both ways for the next 3 years.
>Life is amazing. we're now both 18 and conditions are favorable. We want to move in together.
>Hold that thought.mov
>My best and only friend for many years stops talking to me one day.
>Gf stops responding to my texts, she still lives 6 hours away no matter what transpotration method.
>wat do
>She calls me after a week of no response. A week of me being fucked out of my mind due to the emotional stress of not knowing wtf is going on.
>She wants to break up
>i beg your pardon.xlsx
>Turns out she's been with 3 different guys from her city while we've been dating.
>tfw literally cucked
>Now she's dating my best friend.
>Can feel the metaphorical knives in my back, the salt grinding in the wounds.
>Contemplate suicide, end up not doing it because I'm afraid it'll hurt.
cont.
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>Fast forward to now
>received prestige degree with top grades
>Well paid job as IT Technician.
>Get new girlfriend, very adorable.
>Best girl I've ever had in every way possible.
>Looks 8/10, acts 9/10.
>Considering what I bring to the plate, that'll do.
>Still miss old gf.
>Still contemplate suicide because of her.
>I want her back, and I don't know why.
I should be happy. But I'm not, and it kills me that I can't do anything about it. I do not know why I'm not happy.
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>>35669362
Literally fuck off Norman.
You have been a Chad since you were 14.
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>>35669520
That's surprisingly uplifting