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I don't understand porn. Why do guys like watching videos of another man fuck a woman? Isn't that literal cuckoldry? Why don't they just watch girls masturbating.
What, do you imagine you're the guy fucking the girl or something? More cuckoldry.
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It's just releasing nut urges and enjoying watching women take dick
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when I die I won't be able to make long explanations to apologize for male behavior and take everything personally because I'm a porn addict loser that everyone wants to expose and bully into suicide
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>>37331062
>Everything is cuckoldry
Kill yourself you obsessed faggot.
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>Godfather died
>have to go to his funeral this Tuesday
>terrified of people
>haven't left my house in months
WHAT DO I DO?
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>>37330776
Just don't go? oregano
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>>37330776
people still have godfathers these days?
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>>37330776
No one will be social or talkative anyway. It'll be fine
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How am I supposed to get a gf if I look like pic related?
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physically remove your head and replace it with pic related
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>>37330663
You should get Jaw surgery or something like that
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>>37330663
confidence
I knew a guy with worse mouth breather face than that. He was engaged to a qt asian waifu, and had a girl crush on him in high school. He was pretty witty and funny
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This is going to sound v autistic but does anyone else rarely call people by their name? Personally I only use names with family and close friends.
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Try using peoples' names more. They generally respond very well to it.
It's a neat technique you can use to get people to like you more.
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>>37330660
For example my lab partner's name is Chelsea, yet I've never said it desu. I just usually go what's up or hey and then we start the lab.
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>>37330674
Is there any special way to go about it?
>Hey Duru
Sounds kind of weird to me desu even though he's a nice guy.
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Aight listen.
Blizzard have been pulling some real BS lately lets punish.
So the idea is we try to make a character in Overwatch look racist and see if they change it.
I obviously recommend one of the white male characters, maybe Soldier 76?
We need to find phrases he says there's slightly racist or just provoking, don't matter the context.
>www.overwatch.gamepedia.com/Soldier:_76/Quotes
TL;DR, Blizzard retarded, lets make a character racist and see reactions, Win.
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>>37330620
>Blizzard have been pulling some real BS lately
Like what?
Also this seems like more of a /b/ tier thread
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>>37330620
This could be a neat idea, but this isn't really r9k's specialty. I think you'll find more interest on a different board.
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
>>>/4+4ch/
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>>37330669
Tracer now lesbian,
Symmetra autistic,
Talking about removing McCree cigar etc
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Do you believe it's possible to find your soulmate? Do you believe in it? What would be the ideal relationship for you?
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unfortunately i have discover my soulmate is on a different planet in a separate galaxy but with my homing powers and reincarnation good boy points i should be able to arrange a happy union in a few lifetimes from now
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Possible? Sure. It's also possible for me to win the lottery, but the odds of either happening to me are so astronomically low that to even hope for it would be delusional.
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I honestly believe it's only possible if advanced AI is perfected within my lifetime
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This is what art looks like in 2017
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>>37330152
this is what bdsm meetups look like for decades now
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>>37330171
This isn't a BDSM meetup, it's a serious performance art critique of white male oppression in America.
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>>37330152
Where can I find such art exhibits?
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>Got a job at WalMart
>Get paid $9.50/hr to do jack shit
>Barely deal with normies
>Get paid more than what I'd get with NEETbux in exchange for spending time at WalMart
Why haven't you gotten a comfy job yet, robots?
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>>37329826
t. walmart shill
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Bet it's less than le autismbux though.
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Congrats Op. Good thing you escaped neetdom. Now fuck off, normie.
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>girl comes to my den
>sees my anime mug mug collection and calls me a weeb in real life
look what you idiots did. this is what happens when you make up internet insults, people start using them.
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>>37329811
Did you get a Seras and Rei mug yet?
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It's okay anon! She's a dirty fucking whore anyways!
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>>37330119
No, I'm working on these two right now. Pride I think was that general's name. The Rei one I have to watch evangelion for a bit because I am not sure what expression I want on her face. Probably stoic. And for Seras, I haven't made my mind up about her eye colour.
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Do girls know they can turn their innie into an outtie by using huge dildos or cocks?
I watched it happen it two years time with my girlfriend so I know it's real.
Feminist keep saying its fake and it's just genes. What do you think?
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>>37329717
its fake and it's just genes
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>>37329717
Sounds like b.s. to me. That's like saying you can shrink your dick from using too small of a fleshlight.
She could have gotten a vaginal prolapse or lost her muscle tone, causing her labia to sag more but meat curtains don't magically appear.
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i'm a virgin and i've never masturbated but i have an outie
Comrade Vlad (ID: !!0D1jY5xsEAH)
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Hello Robots.
The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.
Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.
Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.
They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.
The time for this has come to an end.
We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.
>Destroy female threads.
>Shitpost female posts.
>Shun female posters.
This board, is our only safe haven in this world.
Society has rejected us, normies have rejected us, everyone has turned their side to us when we need them the most.
Now, they have come here to turn our board into normalfag central. They're here to degenerate it and turn it into /reddit/.
We will NOT stand for this.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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bump
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It's time we take back our board!
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Roasties have no place on 4chan.
Their every single post here is an absolutely abhorrent lapse in our board values.
They have no justification, not reason to post on here.
They are here to whore themselves out, yet deny that they are nothing more than glorified camwhores.
R9K was created for the lost and shunned souls, those despised everywhere, finally had a place to go.
Now roasts have discovered this holy place, and are corrupting it with their neverending greed for (You)s.
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Who else /worthless/ here ?
My parents are literally the best in the world, and I feel like I don't deserve it at all.They literally support my every descision, buy me whatever I put my finger on, and are badass ,rich, and respected.
They tell me that they don't mind me being a NEET hikki.
Fuck me why does it have to be this way ?
Any other robros feel me ?
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>quality robot tier thread
>"robots" are too busy with "fembot" threads to reply
what happened to this place ?
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>>37329172
If your parents were "literally the best in the world", then you wouldn't be worthless. They are failures as parents. They failed at raising their kid.
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>>37329172
Yeah pretty much. Parents aren't rich per se, but I've got enough savings to survive and they support/enable my lifestyle. Just bought a 4k PC and I've never worked a day in my life.
Part of me feels a bit shitty because I could probably go and do something if there was a big enough boot up my ass, but now I've lived this life I'm really not inclined to give it up.
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FIND ME A JOB LIKE THIS IN THE SOUTH PHOENIX AREA! (Doesn't have to pay as much though)
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>>37329021
Data entry is the new comfy night time security meme, I see.
The thing is, is that even though it's an asocial job, you're still gonna have to do the normie dance in the interview, or you won't get hired. I myself found a data entry job like this in an area an hour away by car, and was willing to drive there every day, but, despite all my practice, was too spergy in the interview. So I didn't get the job, and can't manage to get any job, actually.
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>thinking 14 an hour is good
I make 14.50 and its not enough.
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This is a dumb meme. People dont know what data entry is.
What data do you think you are entering? You think you are copying shit down from a sheet? You have to make phonecalls, get info from branch managers and shit, if its payroll you need to talk to employees and more.
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How about a vocaroo thread?
Haven't seen one a while.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IER6HQcFOy
Testing recording this morning
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>>37328892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EjNtJi50ca
There you go :)
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>>37329006
you first redcoat
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Why do women come to r9k? Literally everywhere else is open and full of people willing to support and care for you purely based on your chromosomes. What do you get out of coming to a place where people cool commiserate about primarily thier trouble with social situations and women in particular? Do you get off reaffirming our misery? Is it for even easier attention than you get elsewhere?
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Because people make posts like this, saying woman can't post here. And then if they manage to get enough attention on here, they think they are unique or special in some way.
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Unironically for higher levels of validation than normal
They know they will be worshipped here. Every fembot I've known to post here has been a pile of shit as a human being.
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Females and theit attention whoring. Are you really expecting to find some sense in that?