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Ay Robots, how does it feel to be truly ugly? Or even just ugly? I ain't saying you all are. But I just want to know what it feels like. Share your feels, I'm not judging your rotten soul, just rotten face.
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Why do i keep dreaming about past events of my life?
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>>38321221
That is LITERALLY what dreams are supposed to do.
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>>38321221
Hatred of your actions

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> talking with girl
> tells me she is gonna take her trainingbuddy with her for running with me
> tells me I will get to know a real cheerleader
> I tell her he will get to meet a socially awkward autist
> she asks me if I have autism
> tfw
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its okay anon girls are icky and stupid you made a funny and the funny became an oopsie time to move away

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>Sixty-five percent of the young adults starting at Harvard are virgins
>Quarter of Harvard graduates are virgins

It doesn't break it down by gender, but it's obviously 99% male ( with the odd devoutly religious female).

The notion that all attractive men are intelligent has officially been DISPROVEN.
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>>38494488
People just think that good looking people are smarter because they like them more and wanting to fuck or be friends with someone makes you overrate their abilities and personality. Also, the smartest sometimes figure out a way to breed with the hottest, so there are intelligent chads that exist but not all of them are that way.
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>>38494488
>it's obviously 99% male

Source: your ass. Wishful bitter virgin memes do not for facts make.

Face it, you are actually not that smart. You are both a virgin and dumb.
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>>38494697
>Source: your ass.
What type of woman would remain virgin beyond the age of 18, idiot? Even Catholic and Muslim girls spread their legs for the quaterback if they haven't done it already in high school.

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How often do fellow robots brush their teeth?
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Every day and night like a GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY.
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>>38494443
Honestly, like every 2 days. But every time I do, I do it in the shower and floss thoroughly first while looking with a little hand mirror.

At the end of the day, I don't go outside, so nobody can appreciate my not-bad-breath, but I still do it so that I don't feel like I'm a complete lost cause.
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once a day usually, they still look like shit.

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>TFW no attention whore trap discord gf
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>>38321103
p-post ID
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>>38322396
Not op, post timestamp plz
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>>38322396
o-ok

higgus#9410

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>people who need a gimmick flyswatter because they aren't fast enough to get the fly with their hands
Falling for the oldest scam ever.
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>be migrane patient
>usually gets triggered only randomly or by stress
>For the past week I've also had another trigger
>Getting close to orgasm gives me a massive headache
>Can't bust a nut without being in excruciating pain
>Used up painkillers that would normally last me months in the past week
>I've had this symptom twice before but it always stopped after a week

S-Should I be worried? It'll get better again, right, fellow autists? Right?
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I read this story recently of a woman who got migranes post orgasm and eventually had a stroke after sex and now can't walk. Look it up.
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>>38321083

OP thats prostate cancer, my uncle started having these headache, and died shortly after because of it. Sorry.
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>>38321083
Get your prostate checked son.

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Is it true that it's all over if you can't get laid in your teen years? I see greentext after greentext of how girls just invite themselves over to boys houses and just end up fucking somehow, evidence especially in >>38316788

In all the greentexts I've seen girls just throw themselves at anyone, even robots. I'm pretty sure it gets a hundred times more difficult to get laid after high school, and completely impossible for me to
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>>38321063
Teenage girls are really horny.
They're huge sluts in the highschool years.

Once they're around 23 they begin to wise up and stop hopping on dicks all day long.
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>>38321063
Nah b, you'll be alright.
I lived in an isolated secluded area in my high school years and I went to a sausage fest my first couple of years of college.

I didn't get any in my later years of college because I was on the grind.
I didn't get laid till last year when i was 28 to another 28 year old because I was too focused on work...

Truth be told I wouldn't have it any other way because I see too many mother fuckers with kids out of wedlock in my life; you don't want to go down like that.
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Since some 20 to 30 percent of people at age 20 are still virgins, I'd say no.

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ITT we discuss our mental health issues!

Personally, I am waiting to go to my university's counseling offices to see a therapist. I stopped going to my last therapist after he tried to diagnose me with BPD.

Unfortunately, as time has gone on, I have found myself identifying with more and more of the symptoms.

What mental health issues do you have, robots?
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>>38321052

kys pls lad.
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>>38322125
Second.
Stream it to redeem yourself.
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>>38321052
I'm a deeply depressed, Schizotypal, bpdfag. It really sucks, I truly see no way out. I know if I try to get help I'll be put back in a psych ward when I tell anyone how I feel. Being in there was the worst experience of my life, and I know I won't be able to lie my way out twice. It was hard enough the first time.
I just want to die already.

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I'm after a new cheap-ass PC for around about 200 GBP ($260) at the most. Doesn't need to be a gaming rig or anything. Too lazy and unknowing to build one myself and know shit-all about hardware. What do I get, robots?

>https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_mPrRngCbx=1&_udlo=175&_udhi=200&_nkw=computer+tower&rt=nc&LH_PrefLoc=1
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How do we get the normies to fuck off? I'm tired of posts talking about people with gfs, people with jobs, people who have had sex, people who have normie """""depression"""" which is just "man I havn't got laid in 2 weeks I'm so depressed"
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>>38494437
Make r9k blue
More mod activity
More thread types not allowed and belong on other boards period
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>>38494437
you can any one of those things and still be a robot. it doesn't magically change your life
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How about you fuck off instead. I'm tired of whiners like you thinking you own this board. There is a site called wizchan which is what you are looking for.

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> Insufficiency of 25-hydroxyvitamin D has been associated with cognitive impairment, particularly worse executive functioning.
Why aren't you going outside every day to get enough vitamin D, anons?

You know staying inside is literally making you a brainlet right?
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>>38320997
you're the brainlet for thinking that's the only way to get vitamin D
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>>38320997
It's been pissing rain for days, anon, there's no point. I can sit in front of a window with the drapes open, but going outside would be pointless.

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A question to most of you, what do you gain from complaining, feeling better temporary just to do it all over again?
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If i was rational I'd eat, brush and not browse 4chan at 11.30pm
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>>38320961
because im sick in the head and dont learn from my mistakes, and also i have nothing better to do...

I am not happy with my life.
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>>38494431
WHY NOT WHY NOTW HY NOT WHY NOT WHY NOT WHY NOT WHY NOT
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>>38494431
Im sure someone out there cares about you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr97MQiqW38
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Have you tried not being a bitch nigga?

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