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>>35363137
CIA SHOULD ONLY BE IN FEMBOT/PEDO/ NORMIE/TRAP/STEAMFEEL/ANIME PICTURE/TF NO GF THREADS. TAKE THEM AWAY FROM THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eeeeeeeeeeeeeREEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw the CIA knows I fap to gay interracial porn

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>>35363137
GET THIS HOTHEAD
OFF
MY
PLANE

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>>35363128
It means that you roastie should gtfo our of here.
OUT. NOW.

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can you tell me please u.u?? also spanks gois

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They're telling you to GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD NOW!!!

>>35363126
Just jerk off until it no longer gives you any pleasure. Worked for me.

>>35363126
Cut your cock off

Alternatively there's probably some meds you can take

Or you can tell me where you live and I'll suck you off literally whenever you want, under your desk while you watch porn

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>>35363126

I actually managed to do this by psyching myself out of any desire for sex. I have an unnatural fear of ever having offspring so the best way to avoid that is to simply not have sex.

Sex takes a great deal of effort to obtain and for what, a silly few second spray with a chance of signing off the next 18 years of your life?

I'm likely just odd, but logical about it.

>>35363052
muscle thick >>> fat thick
fat + muscle thick >>>>>>>> just muscle thick

>>35363052
that buttchin
>eww

Stop shilling your pug face here Mia.

>>35363037

>Just ignore them, they're not hurting anything. :/
>There are a shitload of subjects, some that should even be tame and unrelated, that you can't google without furry porn turning up in the results.
>It happens even on "secure" networks with the safesearch on like schools

Yeah they live in a vacuum. Definitely don't gas the furries yiff war now.

>>35363037
That's what bad parenting and internet makes.

Well, you're retarded enough to be president.

Koalafacations- decade of deep ship poasten.

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>>35363034
me retarded? hahaha youre speaking to a genius in all honestly my problem is that i have a dopamine restrict on my brain so absically my brain doesnt produce dopamine at natural levels as other peopls.

so basically i constantly feel bored, understimulated, which explains why ive gambled litearly over 10k in the last year, drive fast, constantly smoking and drinking coffee, trying to fight random people anything to fiend excitement so my vrain can release dopamine.

sorry dude i know more about pretty much anything then you do if you have questions just ask me like i said a smart uneducated mother fucker is what i am.

They aren't that bad, mine are worse.

They're not bad OP

>>35362976
Just get them whitened and maybe straightened out a bit and you'll be good. The buck teeth are kinda shitty but you can't really do much with that

>>35362974
sure, bby. y not?
I don't know if it applies at a distro center, but I know at the stores you don't get paid overtime if you work more than 40 hours, and have to manage your own schedule

>>35363313
>I know at the stores you don't get paid overtime if you work more than 40 hours,

Are you in the US? That's illegal unless you're salary

>>35362974
YOU will probably fail the personality test. I did. You have to be social and a bootlicker. If you're antisocial or would deal with a customer 1 on 1, rather than running to your manager they won't hire you.

get ePSXe and play DW1. it goes a long way

>>35363174
I played and finished it about 20 times now, when I start a new game I run out of things to do by the second generation.

>>35363207
ah fuck. well you've got good taste, I also love that game. my metal mamemon just passed so I'm rocking a biyomon at the moment. it's still fun for me since I sucked at it as a kid and never made much progress

>>35362954
by jerking off to really abusive and humiliating porn

>>35362975
Ah, femdom? I hear that is a frequently found fetish amongst robots since it manifests from their inherent thoughts of being inferior to the women they so despise.

>>35363053
Yep

Nothing turns me on like strap-on femdom

yo wtf, why would you even talk to her? if she doesn't like hitler then her pussy has probaly been stretched by miles of black dick lol.

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>>35362948
Fucking kek what the hell

Also yeah I communicate with normies fairly regularly

>>35362985
Pussies don't work that way. A doctor in a hospital told me

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>>35362924
>nihilistic neurochemicals

Why do I know this feel ?

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>>35363502
ITT: Memri.tv gold

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>>35362903

The Nato is in a meme war with us.

>>35362930
I really want this to be real a fucking thing, is there any update to this pic?

>>35362930
>meme warfare center
I'm dying here.

Please tell me this is real.

why are you so smug anon

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I'd be your friend anon

>original

didn't want to be that anon
but git gud

That's called "depression". It's one of the big symptoms.