I really want an gf too fat to move. Where would I look?
Who here /literallynofriends/?
I used to have them but then I fucked up by never talking to them, so they don't want to have anything to do with me anymore. It's my own doing. I have mixed feelings about it.
I don't even bother any more.
It all seems so unnatural. I'll hang out with people, but it usually lasts less than a year before I move onto another set.
I avoid staying with one group for too long as being a single male for so long, questions start to be asked and they get increasingly personal. When I'm unable to provide an acceptable answer, they start to view me as a creep.Takes a year for me to go from a "fun guy" to a "creep", so I ditch them after about 6 months.
I only had three good friends my whole life. I stopped hanging out with one because he moved in with his boyfriend.
One friend killed himself by getting drunk and falling off a balcony. Another became schizophrenic after smoking too much crack. Very strange.
I'm trying to get revenge on a girl who public ally humiliated me a few days ago at work by creating a fake tinder/Facebook account and matching with her before openly rejecting her online in front of all her friends. How do I make a convincing and decent tinder/Facebook accounts. I need Chad photos but they all have to match and they can't be a actor or something because they would know. Preferably seeking Asian male (that's what she's into because all her boyfriends have been Asian).
You mean at school, kid?
Jesus christ, i suspect most r9kers are barely old enough to be allowed to browse this site. Says a lot about the state of r9k. Theres realy no use staying here anymore
>Come on in Anon! You're just in time for the party!
You want a woman? Stop fucking crying about it
Two rules to get a woman:
>don't be ugly
That's all it takes. Stop fucking whining already
>have one of my laptops with me
>supervisor wants to look something up on YouTube
>all my recommended videos are there for all my coworkers to gaze upon
>it's all the cringiest weebshit imaginable
I wasn't even logged in or anything what the fuck man
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While you fatasses complain about being fat, Chad eats like a pig (probably more than you) and STILL is skinny.
How does this make you feel knowing that he beats you at your own game?
>be fat kid for most of teen years
>decide to get fit
>gain so much muscle people think steroids
>cardio and strength is beyond that of skinny rat bastards, humilate them in the gym with my bigger lifts and ripped gains
Why is it so hard to get a GF if you're not an outgoing guy?
If you're so lonely why dont you just get back with your ex?
>implying I have one
Fuck off normie rrrrrreeeeee
I know this is bait
She moved on before me. They always do. Always.
have you ever been breast fed? if you haven't been breast fed than that is the main reason why you are a beta male
who is her bf?
is it a black dude?
Why aren't more of you serial killers? It's literally so easy to get away with.
>going back to school after being a shut-in NEET for 4 years
Why is this so panic inducing
You've spent 4 years of little to no time ordering your environment.
Everything outside your regular environment is chaotic, so it is for everyone else. But the difference is they're exposed to the chaos of everyday life, everyday.
This ability to order the unknown comes like building muscle, you have to routinely develop it or you lose it. Once your comfortable relatively speaking, add more "weight" and repeat until a mental Chad.
Hw waz life beefor yu witdrew fom societie?
I was only there because I had to be.
>tfw permanent little boy
I waz wlking a round tying to fnd speritual enlitenment but ur dubz say we go for adventur
Women at age 30 are at their most beautiful.
Memeing this might help with the marriage/birth rate desu.
>three times the usual age accepted here