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Come back to this site when you are 18, kiddo.

>>38754219
>at work
You mean at school, kid?
Jesus christ, i suspect most r9kers are barely old enough to be allowed to browse this site. Says a lot about the state of r9k. Theres realy no use staying here anymore

>>38754708

I have a job and work dumbass. And I don't even see the argument here, most teens have part-time jobs anyway so even by using your logic it still could occur at work.

>>38754208
why is everyone here so tall?

>>38754235
because it's a yacht club and having money makes you tall foo

>>38754208
I don't know any of you but ok. I'm ********, nice to meet you all. Thanks for inviting me.

Remember that what is attractive to women differs with each one. No matter how Chad someone is, some girls will still not find him attractive.

>>38754190
what's your point? origigi

>>38754181
>take ugly guy's image
>make a fake post to make him seem like an asshole just so it's OK to laugh at him for being ugly
really makes you think

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>>38754166
That's presumably the result of HTTP cookies. They are automatically installed on your computer in order to collect information about your personal preferences/ tastes so that advertisements and recommendations can be tailored towards you. This can be reduced in effect by the following;

>Disabling cookies on your internet browser (although some webpages may not provide you with access for doing this).
>Using private browser modes which delete cookies upon exit.
>Deleting your cache, cookies and internet history. (This will allow you to conserve hard-drive space on your personal computer, even if it is not a large quantity).

you couldve had them use a browser that isnt the one you primarily use.

This is why I only use youtube in incognito

if i would eat one of that cookie, i would immediately gain 50 pounds

Genetics based high metabolism and he throws up after a video. He is still one of the fastest eaters of all time.

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>>38754118
>be me
>be fat kid for most of teen years
>decide to get fit
>lose weight
>gain so much muscle people think steroids
>cardio and strength is beyond that of skinny rat bastards, humilate them in the gym with my bigger lifts and ripped gains

>>38754030
Because humanity knows what beneficial traits it wants from a pairing.

And if you like anime, you already lost the game.

If you're not outgoing, you meet less people and talk to the few that you meet less. Plus most girls like extroverted men, even "introverts"

>>38754030
I want to be initially shocked at my fairy smoking, then think for a moment about how funny it would be to get her addicted to cigarettes and fuel it.

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>implying I have one
Fuck off normie rrrrrreeeeee
I know this is bait

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>>38754028
She moved on before me. They always do. Always.

>>38754028
>your ex
I don't have one and probably never will.

Nah my mom died before I was born.

I was breastfed and I'm still a beta.

>>38754017
By my mom, yes, but now I want to be breastfed as an adult again. Ironic innit it?

bart is a cuckold
also who is this bitch

>>38753993
Why do people care who other people fuck. Just worry about your girl

>>38754012
>implying I have a girl

>>38753977
how to be a serial killer
Step 1.
>leave the house
Instant fail.

last time there was this koko crunch guy at the hood talkin' shit about corn flakes

>>38753988
You could always invite someone to your house

Change is scary.

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You've spent 4 years of little to no time ordering your environment.

Everything outside your regular environment is chaotic, so it is for everyone else. But the difference is they're exposed to the chaos of everyday life, everyday.

This ability to order the unknown comes like building muscle, you have to routinely develop it or you lose it. Once your comfortable relatively speaking, add more "weight" and repeat until a mental Chad.

>>38753970
You've gone feral.

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>>38753948
hi fren, r wee boat own a adventr??

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I was only there because I had to be.
>tfw permanent little boy

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>>38753966
I waz wlking a round tying to fnd speritual enlitenment but ur dubz say we go for adventur

>democrat flag
>three times the usual age accepted here
SAGE

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>>38753796
Memeing this might help with the marriage/birth rate desu.
>>38753797
>three times the usual age accepted here
kek
oh 4chan...

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Stand back, peasants, actual study coming through

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My mom always does this and it pisses me off so much

>>38753700
Call her fat, mix in a few expletives.

She'll be wondering if you were serious for hours.

>>38753700
tell her her eyebrows look like shit

Go to jail you sick rapist scum.

>>38753720
Aww thanks bro

i dont follow. she's saying the handjob she gave you was without consent?