>Look at yourself in your mirror
take a bunch of nudes catering specifically to my own fetishes and save them so that only I can gain access to them. at that point I spend the rest of the day figuring out what to do exactly the situation is and how to go about reverting it.
Why do nearly all autistic men have absurdly masculine facial structure?
Even fucking Chris-chan would be handsome as fuck if he lost weight
Less than 1% of this board's userbase could actually satisfy the clinical requirements of ASD
read: clinical. Not some meme diagnosis from a hack psychologist trying to build business
There is actual scientific evidence to back this up based on uterine fluid sampling or something like that
I miss old r9k so much
I wish i could give a scaphism to all of the normies, trannies, and roasties infesting this place.
there's a ton but I'd never post any of them here. I couldn't just let 4chan's userbase waltz into any of these places, I bet you know what I mean, but if you're really done with it, I hope you figure it out and perhaps we'll post elsewhere together sometime!
The Fifth Grade Fight Club-pt.1
>be in fifth grade with anger management issues
>be bored at recess along with 8 or so other social rejects
>we constantly got pissed off at each other for no reason
>recess monitors got pissed because they had to deal with us
>we went on like this
>with no way to settle our disputes.
>until one day, I had an idea
>"why don't we just fight?"
>everyone gave me a look
>a weird look
>the king of look you would give your dog if he started lecturing you about why capitalism is bad
>nobody said anything for a solid ten seconds
>then one of them asked, "where?"
>I told them to follow me
>they followed, eyeing each other nervously
>I led them across a poorly maintained baseball field
>when we stopped, we were well out of view of the recess monitors
>I pointed them toward a dugout
>we went inside
>we then started planning how the fights would be run
>two rounds, 1 minute each
>no kicks to the face (to avoid obvious head wounds, lest the teachers/monitors ask questions)
>one person was always to stand on lookout to watch for teachers or monitors
>to avoid suspicion, we would only fight on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays
>to win, you had to knock a person down for five seconds
>or do the most damage within the two rounds
>so with the rules set, we prepared to call the first meeting the next day
end of part 1, if anyone so wishes, i'll post the rest of the parts as well
Glad you enjoy it
>one kid name Ralph wanted to fight me
>i said okay
>he punches me, but i don't really feel anything
>he keeps throwing these wimpy punches
>laugh inside, but notice something
>there's a bulge in his shorts
>the sight makes me hard too for some reason
>we stop boxing to compare wieners
>his is easily twice as big as mine
>he says that makes me his "girl"friend
>everyone uses me to experiment with sexually
>Searched for strip clubs in Google maps
>Accidentally shared it with my Facebook friends
Why the fuck is there even a share feature on Google maps
Get a job. You get money for strippers, commissions, etc. If your work ethic won't get you there maybe your lust will.
Do it for the ass anon.
Strippers? That's normalfaggotry, as is thinking a prostitute could remove virginity or give biological affirmation.
There is no legal prostitution in the US; you may as well be demanding a robot find a hitman or get a better job
I don't have a job, live with my parents and I fuck plenty and quality ass.
Get a grip is more like it
who else i perma depressed without drugs. Currently on coffee and nicotine gum and still depressed. 6 mg so far and 2 coffee. I miss kratom and weed.
Is starting college at 23 a good idea or waste of time?
Poast your tracks
>mom in bathroom for fifteen minutes
>hear loud farting and plopping
>she leaves and I run in
>air still smells like her shit
>mom comes over to visit
>had some alcohol and steak over the night
>door has an air-hole of some sort on the bottom to cause a draft
>every time I take a shit when shes over she blatantly runs in front of the door
>can hear her sniff
>goes immediately into the bathroom after I took a disgusting shit
>Anon, a-are you sure you want to date me? I mean, all the other girls bully me because of my height. Th-the guys harass me and laugh and call me ugly. Are you r-really okay with a freak like me?
I really need to blow off some steam. This board has been my home for several years now, and it occasionally surges with a rise in pedophile threads/pedo sympathy threads and it really makes my skin crawl.
Pedophilia is harmful, I can attest to this from firsthand experience. Kids do not understand the nature of sexual attraction or sex acts, coercing children into doing sex acts that they don't understand leaving long lasting, sometimes permanent, mental scarring. Even under the illusion of consent, these kids don't understand enough about what they're consenting to. By the time they reach sexual maturity and learn what they consented do, it's too late and they learn how they were manipulated, used, and discarded.
I know pedophiles don't have a choice in who they find attractive, but STOP pushing this notion that "there is literally nothing wrong with pedophilia."
There is a lot wrong with pedophilia. there's plenty of research out there to back up that pedophilia, even under the illusion of consent, causes lasting damage to kids.
I know this isn't Tumblr and I shouldn't expect a safe space from my triggers, but this should not be a safe place for people who want to cause harm unto the most vulnerable members of our society.
Anon, so then do you forgive people like me that would never, sincerely NEVER, think to do anything sexual with kids? I agree with everything you said and appreciate that you recognize that I don't choose to be attracted to kids. And in my defense, I'm all over the place and have found old men/women to be charming, finding even them attractive amongst finding people my age attractive, too . I have no idea what I am honestly, ha. In complete agreement, anon. I think we need a third sticky.
ITT autistic things you do.
>Going to bathroom
>Pull shirt over my head and start slapping my belly
>work wage cuck job
>they give me pay card
>tried to withdraw the money today
>nothing came out but the funds was taken from my account
>call the card holder and speak to some receptionist
>they say I have to wait 40-55 days to be refunded the money
Many places give you a (((company card))) that they put the funds directly on, and although legally they have to give you the option of just getting a regular paycheck instead, they can also say "We pay you within 2 days of pay period on the company card, but it'll take 6 weeks if you require a physical check."
It borders on Depression-era practices of paying workers in IOU's, in my opinion.
>no more legal stream of adderall
>adderall by illegal means is fairly expensive
What are good alternatives? I have about 80 10mg pills left, so I'm using them pretty carefully. I've tried caffeine + modafinil but modafinil gives me moderate anxiety which causes me to self-medicate with xanax and completely makes the modafinil pointless. Not to mention that it doesn't feel that great to begin with.
Strattera sucks, and I'm not a fan of ritalin either. What to use? What to do?