>all these white normies invading our board
White men can't be robots.
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Black "people" can't be robots. They aren't intelligent enough to truly suffer.
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>>37665607
nice try, white normie. Blacks and other minorities are the true robots. Go back to Instagram and take some more selfies.
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>>37665645
Instagram is full of niggers, you're all vapid and extroverted.
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You've swapped bodies with Stacey for 24 hours. What do you do?
Remember: she's in your body as well.
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I would mostly laugh, knowing the torments of a Stacey doing her regular shit in my neckbeard and being horrified by the way people treat her.
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Are we both aware that it's only 24 hours?
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>>37665698
24 hours without cocks inside her, 24 hours without likes on social media.
Enough to make her insane.
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Holy shit i just fucked up. My boss walked in on me watching videos on my phone. It wasn't during break time but he just stand behind me and watched it with me. Then i laught and he laught and then he said i was fired and walked out. I asked my coworker and he is not kidding. I fucked up. Isn't this strange? What the fuck it took me two years to get this job and everyone else are on their phones all the time. Fuck i
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>>37665501
yeah you're screwed he'll hire the next disposable dumbfuck waiting in line for your job
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>>37665501
jizz on his desk and then fuck his wife
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>>37665501
Shoot up your workplace
I shouldn't be surprised this isn't original.
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ITT: You're embarrassing moments
>First day at the gym
>Don't know what the fuck I'm doing
>Walk up to reception to sign up
>Get a key for a locker to put my bag
>Got lost, had to ask receptionist where everything was
>Figure out where locker room is and put my bag in
>Its very hard to close and see put looking at me as I desperately try to close the locker
>Make my way to the actual gym
>Oh wow that's alot of people
>Walk out after literally just walking in the door
>Decide I need to gtfo ASAP
>Go to locker room to get my bag
>Its stuck
>People literally staring at me like I have down syndrome trying to fit the key in a million different ways
>Realise I put my bag in the wrong key i was assigned to
>Have to go back to reception and explain this
>Has to get someone to help me open this fucking locker
>Finally get my bag and leave
>I spent an hour in the gym and only managed to get my bag stuck in a locker
This happened TODAY.
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More an awkward moment, but whatever.
>sitting in kitchen being neet
>mom sleeping on couch next to me
>she rolls over onto back and weirdly lifts up her shirt with boob out
>wait for her to pull shirt back down
>doesnt
>have to get up and throw blanket over her out of shame
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>>37665414
Nice. Next time you will know where your put your bag and maybe will start lifting.
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>>37665443
>Not splashing hot coffee on her tit
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Questions for the women browsing this board 2017-06-12 05:53:18 Post No.37665354
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Questions for the women browsing this board
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>Can women love?
>Have you ever loved a guy?
>How do you know it was love?
>Describe what love is to you in a few words
>How do you know he did/didnt love you back?
I'd like the least amount of retarded answers as possible please.
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Women don't come here.
This is the least retarded answer to your question.
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>>37665354
>Can women love?
>I'd like the least amount of retarded answers as possible please.
Retarded questions get retarded answers bro
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>Can women love?
Yes
>Have you ever loved a guy?
Yes
>How do you know it was love?
When it feels like you've known him for your whole life, and would like to continue to find out for the rest of it. It only took a moment.
>Describe what love is to you in a few words
It's one of the two posts on a cross along with pain. Two sides of the same coin. But you don't mind.
>How do you know he did/didnt love you back?
I knew he loved me just the same when he hugged me for the first time in the airport.
Chad
Fembots, This One's for You 2017-06-12 05:51:31 Post No.37665324
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Chad here. Fembots can ask anything.
Pic related.
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How does it feel to be a fetish? Not many women like disgustingly muscular men.
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>>37665360
They all like athletic male bodies in my experience.
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>>37665324
Can we have some proof? Also, being overwhelmingly muscular doesn't make you a Chad
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Guys I'm starting to find 2D attractive, and starting to jerk off to them.
I just don't find girls interesting anymore.
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>>37665278
You're on the path to enlightenment, anon
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they're much hotter than 3d anyway, anon
good for you
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2D is the only D you need.
Embrace it and your member anon.
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best recreation drugs for daily use?
alcohol irritates my digestive tract, marajuana smells like shit, kratom was making my hair fall out
are there any subtle painkillers that make you feel good? should i take ritalin?
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Hydrocodone is pretty good for daily use.
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>>37665246
>marajuana smells like shit,
This is a less bad downside than any other drug will have for daily use
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>>37665287
What about the acetaminophen in it though? Would it be safe to take like 30 mg a day. I like getting high
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Any other robots go to Alcoholic/Narcotic Anonymous meetings?
Am I the only fuckwitt here.
>use everyday for hours in hugue quantities and combinations
>almost ODed multiple times
>accepted inevitable death once, didn't die
>multiple psychotic episodes, ended in a psych ward 5 days once (lots of shots, almost got tied up)
>go to rehab 30 days
>still trying to figure out how to forge prescriptions so I can fuck everything up again
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>>37665122
You can't be helped. You will be drugging yourself over and over again, with periods of being clean, till the day you die.
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>>37665183
Actually anonymous meetings help but I am an atheist and a robot and in meetings everyone else are chad/stacies that fucked up, so I have a hard time with the recuparation shit.
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>>37665245
No matter how hard you try, you will always end up drunk/drugged. There's no wayout for any of you, sadly. I could try to convince you to religion but you'd only scare away normal people from the church. People who try to smile (nervously), pat your shoulder and say that Jesus will help you out but they don't actually want to have anything to do with elements of your kind.
I'm sorry.
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Mental illness thread.
What do you have and how are you dealing with it?
I have autism. This picture shows how much anime I have been torrenting in the last two days. Almost 1.5 terrabytes now, not stopping anytime soon.
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why not stream?
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>>37665102
Did you not read op's post? He has autism what other answer do you need?
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>>37665085
OP is false flagging and doesn't have autism.
Plus 1.5tb is nothing.
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is he (dare i say this) /ourguy/?
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>>37665083
He might.
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>>37665083
this man slays pussy do not be fooled
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>>37665083
this man will grow into an alpha chad
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How do I convert bitcoin to actual dollars? My mom is helping me get a credit card to pay for a new graphics card that I'll mine with nicehash, it said it'll pay itself off in about 3 months but I'm scared because I've never done anything like this before. I'm excited but I'm nervous and scared too, and the price on the card just keeps increasing
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>>37664907
You don't.
Lmfao cuvked
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>falling for the bitcoin meme
kek
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>>37664923
but there has to be a way. How do people who live off of only mining pay for bills?
>>37664933
But I have to try. If it works it'll be perfect and I just keep getting more rigs in the future, I won't have to work and I'll actually have money for things
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Do you still masturbate to pornstars that are long retired ? Which ones?
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Amber rayne. But then i found out she died, felt weird man
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>>37664932
I know, sometimes when Im browsing with one hand and my other hand playing with myself, sometimes I will see galleries with her in it and I feel like I shouldnt be playing with myself
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Is Jennifer White dead? I always see sad comments and shit on her videos.
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If babies come from the storks, then where do the storks come from???
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from the birds and the bees.
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>>37664888
Well, where do the birds and the bees come from?
I NEED ANSWERS
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>>37665174
God created them and god created himselfdaily reminder Christians actually believe this shit
our community offers a new and welcoming atmosphere for arcanines without shitposting or circlejerking, we have a good amount of activity and robots talk about interesting topics, there are no bots or voice chat. we have strict rules about orbiting and attention seekers. lurkers are welcome - bullies, shitposters and normies stay OUT.
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Nah nigga that shit gay, check out our discord instead
.gg/nHJasgc
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>>37664738
>>>/soc/
This is not a socializing board
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>>37664780
Hi. Can you guys please fuck off?