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>>38017281

Waiting for me in St. Petersburg
And I am not coming

>>waaaaa, some ransomed won't be my girlfriend boo hoo sucks to be me!

How about working to improve your life instead of expecting everything on a silver platw

>>38018796
Randomer

lel
uncut masterrace here
how can amerifatrts even compete?

Plz no bully i cant help that my parents are gullible good goyim. now can anybody tell me if theyve tried this and gotten results?

>>38017385
Aren't condoms wet though? It'll look like you've pissed yourself. I've never worn one because I'm a khv.

>>38017193
Finish the fap and then see if you have any interest in talking to a whore.

>>38017193
That's a popup you idiot. You don't have an adblocker?

>>38017193
Shes only 5 mins away

fap your way down the road to see if she out there

>>38017151
>used to have a railing where we lined up for dinner in our juniors school this was next to big classroom windows
>Saw some kid jump over his friend from atop the railing and he went straight through the window
>saw a shard of glass split his leg from knee to groin

>>38017151
>saw a kid fall on a railing that was sticking out of the ground


wasnt too bad but i thought it had gone straight through him

Pissed in my step-brother's prescription dandruff shampoo for YEARS

Called the cops on a friend because I was jealous my girlfriend at the time would rather hang out with him because he had weed (He went to jail for a year)

Get cheated on by high school girlfriend, find proof of who it was after we break up but keep it a secret. Try "Being just friends" in college after she gets into a relationship with some other dude JUST so I can get her to cheat on him too. Eventually scheme works, and she says she knows how bad she fucked up hurting me blah blah blah, how happy she is we can be together again and how things will be better, we smash. Next day I message her new bf on facebook and tell him she cheated on him. He tells me to fuck off and says I'm jealous and lying - so I tell him why she and I broke up in the first place including the proof of who she cheated on me with in high school (Her marching band director). Her bf dumps her and tells all of her friends the secret I had been saving for just this occasion. Her friends thought of her as a slut, her parents found out their underage daughter fucked a teacher, her boyfriend dumps her, Band director gets fired as fuck and registered as a sex offender.

They usually like shitty light beer such as corona or heineken. Normies are pussies.

>>38017144
It's an acquired taste the mind gets used to very quickly when the substance in question relieves it of the pain of thinking.

>>38017144

I work in a liquor store and the majority of customers who buy beer are older guys. The younger normie faggots buy premixes.

Normie faggots in their 20s don't like beer. They drink it in bars and at parties to seem normal, even though none of them like it. They're all victims of peer pressure. Stupid retards.

I'm drunk right now.

>>38017117
if you are trying to gain weight without lifting weights you will end up looking like shit. Remember that you will gain ONLY fat because you are not stimulating muscles to grow. Christian Bale is an actor and he gains weight with steroids and loses weight with other drugs like cocaine.

>>38017229
of course he is exercising but it would take too much time to do it naturally

>>38017229
I read about the diet that he takes to lose weight.. Extreme values.
And to gain also. Extreme gym moves, and constantly eating.

FUCK OFF CONNIEFAG

GET SAGED

>>38017265
You didn't even do so? And what's the point of posting in the thread of a poster you loathe, seems redundant doesn't it? You could always ignore my threads. Someone clearly has an infatuation with me. Cute but still. Seriously?

>>38017082
POO

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Hey fellow /britfeelers/

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Smuggle British state secrets to Zhongguo

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How's the son?

i've seen it happen dude. im actually the biker (not that abusive though) but shit like this has happened to some of my best buddies and happened to me as well back in middle/high school.

they're in the game but they're not even getting treated as a contestant even though they're great people and I like to hang with them after easily more than a decade. sure they're peculiar, but in the good way. blame social media and unrealistic standards among others. not much certain lads can do without just literally getting out there and hope a chick who's not completely brainwashed pops up and gives them a chance. It's still not much to go with in the end.

>>38017012
>cereal
It's serial you massive fuck up

Girls expect you to be a jerk, a bad person. Otherwise you are a creep, a genetic failure.

>>38017006
Do they even serve tendies at mcdicks?

>>38017260

It literally said Chicken Tenders, and besides tendies would just be a snack wrap without the other shit.

>>38017006
What's wrong with nuggets?

>>38016911
You'd have to date me. But I'm taken.

Well do you know how your partner made you yandere?

>>>/adv/

go fuck off to there you reddit trash

How did you get into that situation? Please tell us

tell us more my man

>>38016909
You have to expand on this

It's even worse because that's actually a venti frappucino.

>>38016914
what can you do? a girl's gotta have her frap xD

Her family's dead. I think she can have a fucking starbucks drink if she wants to.

>>38016778
>listen to some shity mallcore bands
>do drugs
>be a fag
no way

>>38016778
yeah its sad bro. feels.

>be free to fantasize about smoking with any band's guitarist
>go with the deftones

yeah, i don't know, my dude

>>38016765
Why the fuck do you want to live by the ocean? Literally what benefit can that have?

So you see the ocean when you wake up - what next? Do you want to swim in it every day? Piss in it? Admire the way the waves crash into the sand?

It's overrated as fuck, I used to live in San Diego by the ocean and I got sick of that shit real quick. Beaches are not exciting places to go.

>>38016765
Why not become rich?

>>38016765
just detonate a nuclear bomb near your favorite coast and enjoy free space