I remember a while back some dude figured out the secret. Essentially to look like Chad you just need a thicker neck. I don't have the comparison images, but a beta with a thicker neck will always look like Chad.
Maybe we can summon the neck poster again so he can describe this secret in more detail.
I have a thick as fuck neck even tho Im skinny.
The only thing having a thick neck causes is snoring.
Snoring is indeed quite Chad-like but not in a good way.
>>38900480
roast beef neck implants = chad
in the mean time just alway hold imaginary suitcases to test this
would neck anon still be posting here?
I'm 24 and I feel so fucking old. The last 5 years just fucking flew by.
word, once I hit 21 it went so fast
Im 19 and feel like my life is already over. what do i do
time seems to get more and more like that
i'm 27 and the last 3 years felt like nothing
>facial hair looks only good in dimed light
>>38900268
>face only looks attractive at night
>>38900278
>face only looks attractive under the night of a full moon while my balls are ovulating
>face only looks good at night in pink/ orange tinted light from the bathroon facelight.
Does anyone have screenshots or archives of r9k from a year or longer ago, when supposedly it was better (aka free of all this trap-posting, femanon-baiting, etc)?
Idk man. Traps and trapposting is hot as fuck
Trap posting started in 2015. Before it was a depression board
>>38900238
I wonder if a mod will personally express his butthurt in the form of a ban if I post this :^)
Why don't you robots eat garlic? Garlic makes you smell delicious to fembots. Have we found the robot cure?
I eat a lot of garlic
I eat a garlic bagel almost every daybut I'm gay though
>>38900172
wtf is up with this trite, meme-friendly post?
7/10 bate
>>38900184
gotta eat more than that.
So I finally decided to make the decision to kill myself at the end of this week.
I've been spending most of my time playing some video games I've never gotten to finish, and watching stupid normie shit that always made me laugh, like Family Feud.
Robots, how would you spend your last week of life?
If I had a last week til I kill myself I'd just kill myself before then.
>>38900093
With the one I love.
I would live the way I wished I had lived my life just to say at least I did
Hey robots, how's that youtube channel coming along? I have 36 subs and have released two videos today. Gaining traction!
>>38900032
you'll only ever become successful in youtube if you follow a trend and youtube wants you to be successful. If they don't like what you say you'll be censored through their algorithm and demonetized. They'll even go as far as to ban your gmail account making you lose access to your email if you said stuff they don't like. see http://www.torontosun.com/2017/08/02/google-youtube-screening-threatens-free-speech-u-of-ts-peterson
You should checkout vid.me or lbry. lbry is decentralized video sharing through a bitcoin protocol and vid.me is just an alternative video hosting website with less cancer.
>>38900119
oh. well i'm not too concerned with making money, just making some dumb vids for whoever finds them
>>38900149
>"I'm not doing it for the money"
>"Just for fun"
Yeah, keep telling yourself that when you ain't making any shekels, goy.
Holy shit this is the greatest movie ive seen in a while
Can /r9k/ rec me any more films of this caliber?
>>38899996
Maybe tell us what move this is? Retard
If there's no kung fu in this, I swear I'll kill you at the next gay pride parade. I'll know who you are because you'll be the fairy on the leading float.
>>38900164
Fellow dutchfag? We just had that yesterday in amsterdam.
why is there fucking nobody in virginia. no cute girls(male). no cute femboys. barely any cute guys.
why must i suffer like this. i dropped over 40 pounds and finally feel decently confident enough to go out and find somebody and there's no one.
every app is just blacks and 35+ and all the qts i meet here live so far away. i just want someone to love and hold irl. end me anons.
I'm a cutie 3.14 who lives in Virginia. I'll hold you
>>38899803
do you have a very original discord?
>943 views official video
She's all yours anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-qdikdrWfE&index=2&list=PLzwBuHvsDraogObTCASel38Boagp0lXAj
Am I going to get fucked?
I just chugged about half a bottle of garlic-stuffed olive water after eating the garlic-stuffed olives and I noticed one of the ingredients is lactic acid.
Am I in trouble robots?
RIP
oororiorigorigioriginoriginaoriginalcomment
>>38899739
Rotate the fucking picture next time, jesus.
Unfortunately you won't die. You'd be in much bigger trouble if you drank any base.
Lactic acid has a really high pKa, plus it's in your stomach, which is acidic, so the ph is not bad enough to hurt you
>>38899895
>>38899739
have fun with your heartburn and acid reflux ohhpee
Christmas soon lads
are you /crimbo comfy/?
>>38899734
i am anon pleas e,ore christ,as fleeesls
oh el man estaba oldiendo periquito.
>tfw driving at night while listening to Christmas music on the radio
It makes me feel like a kid again. Sitting in the back seat, looking at Christmas lights, and listening to the same songs.
Give me legal advice
If you lose the trial, you don't have to pay your lawyer anything.
Do not become sexually aggressive anon. Do not commit rape! Smoke weed every day you ninny! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her!
>>38899755
>If you lose the trial, you don't have to pay your lawyer anything.
so I should lose every trial then
got it
ASPD fembots, what are you like? Would someone know you have ASPD from meeting you? What do you look for in a guy? What are your fetishes?
If you're being fully honest, do you think its possible for someone to have a relationship with you without getting ruined either inadvertedly or by conscious effort on your part?
I have always found ASPD in women interesting, especially in women on here, so it would be nice to see some input from you guys personally.
>ASPD fembots
You mean bitches?
>>38899753
Pretty much, doesn't mean they're not interesting though
>>38899709
Be my gf?
Originaloieisii
And post Discord
Guys where would you like to wake up the tomorrow morning?
>lying on the back
>feeling warm breeze
>right arm just hanging in the air
>hear birds lightly singing
>slowly open you eyes
>see you are not in bed
>you are on the side of a forest lying in soft green grass
>to the right is a stream and you arm is hanging over its bank
>quietly laugh to your self
>you feel happy inside, fulfilled
>"Its finally over, I am finally going to be happy."
Please, why can't this happen guys, it felt so good writing it out, why...
>>38899692
In the afterlife or equivalent void of nothingness.
>lying on the back
>try to sit up
>bonk!
>hit head on ceiling
>looks like I'm in a torpedo tube
>there's a television
>weird controls
>some name plate
>fucking moon runes
>there's English...
>Capsule Hotel Akihabara
>Checkout 11:00
Thank God.
Civilization.
>>38899692
The TiTs universe.
Post
>comfy set ups
>ways to get comfy
>comfy pictures
>all things comfy
Currently listening to some aesthetic vaporwave, vaping on some homemade e-liquid I made earlier in the week, and sipping on natty ice. Feels pretty comfy here right now
song link
>https://soundcloud.com/henshingarbo/mayoi
>>38899686
>vaporwave
>comfy
please explain
>>38899686
Pretty much the same on this end senpai. Listening to some vaporwave getting really comfy. Why is vaporwave so ubiquitous on 4chan?
>>38899686
Comfyarinodinio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nehYBw__AyQ