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Oscar bread.
Any news on this stallion?
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>>37529357
man this guy has a really unfortunate body... it just shows you that getting /fit/ is a meme
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>>37529391
Well, at least he has a decent sized dick.
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>>37529470
i dont think so, looks kind of small/average
>they year is 2013
>working dead end nightshift warehouse job
>decide to get my shit together and enroll in trade school
>take 2 year program
>graduate in 2015
>"now I can get a decent career and attempt to be a normal middle class person"
>26 months of job searching and 4 failed interviews later I drift between employment and working low skilled labour jobs
Who else /failed normie/ here?
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I'm doing trade school now I finish 30th of June stop scaring me
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what is the trade?
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also OP you need to consider if your trade even applies to where you live. you may have to move to a city to get work
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>tfw the pills aren't working but they sure are doing something
Is this how addiction starts?
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what pills? HRT?
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>>37529165
I need the source on that one OP, please.
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>>37530374
Birdy the Might (OVA)
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>having fun playing Rust
>suddenly get raided by 10 chinks and lose everything I have
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I fucking hate rust. You grind shit and you dont see any action because you get raided by neets while you are sleeping.
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>>37529088
>playing video games
You already lost everything dude. You should just get the rope
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>>37529173
I am almost never in a good mood when I play the game, it is the biggest fucking timesink I've ever experienced. 5+ hours of work can go down the drain in like 5 seconds and it is often totally beyond your control.
Sometimes I get the urge to ruin peoples day though and I have to play it, but I usually end up just getting my own day ruined in the end.
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I did it lads. I finally realized that nothing is real. I've been in some kind of purgatory for the past 4-5 years but now it's confirmed. I feel fucking fantastic. I wish you all the best! You'll wake up when it's your time and I'll be there to support you
Praise him!!!
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Really? or is this reply your subconsciousness trying to get through to you?
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>>37529015
Could be. I'm not sure man but anything is possible. This is insane. I feel like I've invested 3 tabs of lsd. My eyes are watering. I feel like I've finally awoken after a very long slumber
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>>37529051
Ingested *****
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>told my throughout my youth to follow the golden rule
>be a good kid
>practice empathy and respect others
>don't do drugs
>don't get involved with the wrong crowd
>when courting a woman, be kind and gentleman-like
>mfw I do all these things
>mfw suffer from abuse throughout school because adopted beta qualities
>mfw girls actually love to be handled roughly and in a savage-manner due to their nature
>mfw my fate was altered by propoganda at youth and I never had a chance
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>>37528950
>>mfw girls actually love to be handled roughly and in a savage-manner due to their nature
>passing judgement on women without knowing a single woman personally
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>>37529271
>passing judgement on OP without knowing him personally
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>>37528950
There is only one thing that matters anon and it's this:
>Are you ugly?
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its all hitting me now. my ex said she would go to the police after i sent her nasty messages and then i try to talk to her again on a separate account but i get a voicemail with some other dude saying they kissed in the bathroom but it was probably a police officer. im currently being watched. the voicemail was fucking weird too it seemed off. they used it as a trick to get me to go away. are they tracking all the dumb shit i type? all of my messages to her were instantly read.
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How about you just stop before it's too late, dummy. At the moment she's probably just saving everything you send and sending it to her friends to laugh at you
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>>37528941
Leave Rachel alone
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>>37528941
Dump her ass, this relationship is over.
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What keeps you going anon? Why do you continue to suffer if you just want to kill yourself? Do you want to keep your dream alive? Is it because of her? Tell me anons, why do you continue living
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>>37528735
I've already planned my exit. Soon. But the things that kept me going were ideas i found beautiful.
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I wanted to end it all but came to find that making others happy makes me happy.
So even if I can't find happiness, at least others can.
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>>37528794
what do you do to make people happy
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>old-ass uncle called the house and my dad told him about how I'm a NEET and old-ass uncle tried to give me a pep talk
WOW SO YOU WALKED UP TO THE PIG SHIT FACTORY IN 1976 AND PRETENDED THAT YOU WERE HIRED AND THEY GAVE YOU A JOB? WOW A FIRM GRIP AND A HANDSHAKE?
WHAT'S THAT? IN 1978 YOU DROVE A TRUCK ACCROSS THE BORDER WITHOUT A LICENSE OR A PERMIT OR A PASSPORT OR ANYTHING AND THE CUSTOMS GUY JUST LET YOU THREW BECAUSE YOU PRETENDED TO KNOW HIS COUSIN?
OH WHAT'S THAT? JUST LIE AND PRETEND THAT I GOT A MESSAGE ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE TELLING ME THAT I WAS HIRED? NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 50 HAS AN ANSWERING MACHINE ANYMORE YOU BACKWOODS RETARD
TELL ME MORE STORIES ABOUT YOURSELF THAT HAVE NO RELEVANCE TO MY LIFE IN THIS CURRENT YEAR
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>>37528619
Honestly, old people don't understand that things don't work the same way anymore. I'm on your side 100% OP
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>>37528653
When he was 10 minutes into that story about crossing the border with a truck I really wanted to just hang out and be like "oh.... I guess there were some crossed wires in the fax machines computer" but then he would've started his story from the beginning again.
and to be perfectly fair, his heart was in the right place and his way of bullshitting into a job would have still worked two decades ago when the internet was still a novelty with most people and businesses.
but jesus h. christ, what a simple naive outdated way of looking at the world
>just show up and say that some lady left a message on your answering machine saying you got the job
THEY CAN CHECK FOR A SECOND WITH THE MANAGER YOU SIMPLETON, IF ANYTHING THEY ARE THE MANAGER
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>>37528825
I totally feel you though. My grandfather pulls the same storytelling about being an "out and social person". Like firstly, you could move out at such a young age and wander the streets because you didn't have a strict mom, and you lived in an (at the time) underpopulated country with a very low crime rate. Not to mention that you were a boy, and since I'm a girl I have a higher chance of being raped and kidnapped, and then I'm sure people wouldn't open their homes to a stranger to live with them like they did for you. I don't know, maybe I'm being ridiculous. I get that he means well but I gets old after the first twenty fucking minutes
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No girl would ever want your dick.
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>>37528611
I want this nobody girl I want her to reveal herself to me
I want that anonymous beauty
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>>37528611
I think I can live with that, not only is she fictional, but she's just a brain in a tank
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>>37528611
My dick is fucking massive, always gets stone hard, I cum like a canon, and it's attached to a large decently shaped body with a lot of stamina.
The problem isn't women wanting my dick. The problem is THE woman not wanting anything except my dick.
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Can I hire a prostitute, but rather than having sex with you they go on a date with me?
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>>37528540
That's called a girlfriend experience and it costs extra.
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>>37528561
GFE means no condom and kissing
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>>37528561
Wait. So only going on a date with someone costs more than sex?
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>2017
>Still no little girl gf
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>2017
>still collects photos of children and possibly erotic ones
Hahaha
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>>37528442
why would any girl date you? you're not even a man.
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Hello OP, that's an interesting hobby you got there, where are you from?
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IF ELLIOT RODGER HAD BEEN MY ROOMMATE
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>It's a normie can't comprehend inceldom episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rmOF31VM4o
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>>37528331
His problem was that he didn't think girls found him attractive. If he knew some girls were interested I don't think he would refuse the opportunity. For example he didn't want a female counselor, but when he found out she was a pretty blonde girl he couldn't refuse the opportunity to hang out with her.
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>>37528331
He would have shot your ass too, like he killed his beta asian room mates.
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>>37528998
We have all analyzed and over analyzed this incident. Elliot was so shy he became anti-social, and he could not cope with the environment he was in. He eventually lashed out. The reason he did not interact with girls was because he was shy.
This beta faggot would have ignored Elliot for the same reasons that the girls (hot and ugly) ignored him - he was shy.
/r9k/ shares this trait and all of its effects. This is fundamentally why we worship Elliot Rodger. Shyness is a disease in modern western society.
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i can't wait to have sex
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uh oh. judging by where you're posting you're in for the long haul
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>>37528599
? what does that mean? i've found someone special <3 =n.n=
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>>37528293
You said it buddy. I can't wait to have sex again tonight. I'm gonna have a lot of fun when I finish setting up the swing for her.
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I'm going to a convention later this summer with a few friends. I want to fuck and party with cosplay sluts. How can I do that? I'll definitely be drinking and hoping that whatever party I can find and get in will have more alcohol. My original plan was to dress as an overwatch character and fuck Overwatch girls, but all their costumes are too hard to make and would be hot as fuck to wear in summer. I was thinking I would just buy a lab coat and wear a blue shirt and say I'm Rick Sanchez since all normalfags like Rick and Morty. Neither of these things are anime though, but I don't think that matters much.
How can I go about getting cosplay sluts?
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Be attractive.
Same rules like everywhere else
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>>37528231
Guess I'll just get drunk alone then.
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>>37528199
Which con? I'm going to Anime Fest in August