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Almost, I'm too much of an asshole to the point where girls hate me. I'm so bitter

>>36980188
What sort of a person looks at this picture and laughs while thinking to themselves "haha, a sunbathing pizza"? Is this actually funny to some people? Is it like some level of ironic stupidity that I just can't grasp?

Just because a cuck would do something it doesn't mean you share their status for doing it too.

Chad would probably do all of those things too.

's cool man, you need some help with that or anything? Maybe you just need to be more comfortable with that person before you can go into a fully fledged convo.

>>36980182
You're slightly ahead of me because you actually say something. Typing can even a problem.

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>>36980182
It requires a lot of doing exactly that before you can do it effectively. It just comes with practice, it's like polishing something that starts off rough.

Idk. Ft Worth or Houston I guess.

I live in Granbury. If you want to live away from people, you could live in Bono. Small podunk town I used to drive out to with my dad. Used to live there when I was a baby.

I just want to find a local femanon qt around here who'll want to be my gf.

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>>36980170
Depends on what you want, I live in the middle of the country between 3 large cities, its comfy but lonely, the internet sucks. What are you looking for? i travel quite a bit and would wanna help

>>36980170
I love Austin, but there are always a lot of people around so if that makes you anxious then no deal.

>>36980143
Put a dollar bill in your mattress every time you have an opportunity. Saving the better way

Invest in Vanguard's total stock market index.

Also take advantage of and tax deferred accounts you can (IRA, 401k, etc)

>>36980126
ASMR literally saved my life and I have an ASMR waifu. No I won't post her because I don't want 4chan fucking her shit up. She's a good girl who doesn't deserve any of you.

>>36980221
>ASMR literally saved my life
Explain.

>>36980267
It provides the affection and personal attention that I completely lack in life. The feeling of someone whispering kind words to me in the dead of night is the best feeling I've ever had and one of the few things keeping me from suicide. There is one girl in particular that I fall asleep to almost every night.

Without it I'm left defenseless against the flood of self depreciating thoughts that slam into me every night and make it impossible to sleep without crying myself there.

You have to be more subtle, or else people will recognize it's bait, OP

> implying the average girl isn't a fucking landwhale

>>36980098
That meme doggo is cute and she looks like she'd stab a sleeping man to death.

>getting with someone who is willing to cheat on their partner

Have standards

Yeah you don't want to fuck with someone who's willing to cheat on their partner to be with you.

That's like in the top ten rules of dating. If she'll do it with you, she'll do it to you.

Yeah absolutely. Should the woman get stoned to death for adultery? Also yes, but that isn't on my conscience

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fuck you jawlet

checking in.

i really hope I'll get a surgery to fix it some time soon. Hoping for 2018.

>>36980008
you have a weak chin and jaw unfortunately. try growing a beard.

>hooking up with a girl - even worse another alcoholic - during your first year of sobriety

Didn't they teach you anything in rehab?

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>>36979999
>be fairly alpha
>[...], smart, [...]
Stopped reading there. You know how I know you're not alpha?

>>36979999
nice quads, now go drink yourself to death

>>36979929
dont talk to me until i've had my mornin' joe

>>36979929
Hey anon! How're you doing right now good buddy? What's been going on with you lately? How's the weather in your neck of the woods?

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>>36979946
>>36979956
Ehh? You haven't forgotten our little rule...have you?

Lmao this graph is so wrong and you know it too op

move the whole graph 10 years to the left, t b h

>50 year olds more attractive that 16-18
lmao

>>36979893
>Is he really dating a tranny now?
You mean pizza

>>36979918
Remember when they got together and Pizza looked like a guy because that's what he is?

Yes. And so am I. Take the /trap/pill robots, it's the best thing you could ever do.

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>>36979812
I hope that changes soon, (OP).

>>36979936
I hope it does too but not sure how it'll happen

>>36979812
Neither anon, and I can't imagine myself ever not feeling like this.

i had a good day but then i got drunk and started thinking about tomorrow and all the nothing thats going to happen

>>36979814
Nothing can be nice, depending on how the rest of your days go. I personally tend to have very busy weeks, so nothing is exactly what I look forward to because nothing can be filled with something I like.

>>36979860
im too drunk to analyze your post but it sounds like you dont like being a wageslave. i love wageslaving, it's a blessing. my free time is depressingly voided

>prospects of two women

filthy normie

Be confounded since based on past anecdotes I'm not boyfriend material.

>>36979744
Kinda obvious the answer of a robot need not apply here...