My life is a meme. I didn't think it could happen to me.
>be socially awkward beta most of my life
>first gf at 28 (she was 27)
>we marry 1 year later
>1 year into marriage already sex dropped off to practically monthly
>have a ski trip with the boys scheduled (entire week off)
>trip fell through, decided to just stay home and play vidya whole week (saves money anyways)
>wife very annoyed to find out, starts acting strangely, calling me lazy, couch potato, being passive aggressive
>midweek she tells me she's going on a short trip with the girls
You know where this is going. Long story short, months before I had installed a keylogger on her computer because of my own insecurities. I decided to make use of the logs and got into her gmail/facebook. Turns out she was planning on a sexapade in my own house with an ex boyfriend.
When I confronted her about this, I wish you could've seen how she looked at me. I've never seen her have such a hateful look on her face, or anyone's for that matter. I've never seen someone look at me with such visceral hate, as if I wronged her somehow when I'M the one being cheated on. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE? I'm so fucking lost and hurt.
She's your classic evil manipulative roastie.
You were supposed to be a dumb nice beta boy she could take full advantage of, she never loved you. The look on her face should have told you everything you need to know.
I fap to gay porn but I only want to fuck girls, what should I say when people ask if I'm gay? I don't want them to think I fuck dudes.
>started talking to good looking trap I met on here
>share lewds and get along pretty well
>get ghosted a week later
They do the same shit real women do, it's not worth it. Trying to find love is never worth it
Does anyone avoid going to a public restroom at all costs? I do because if I hear people farting and pooping in other stalls in the dead silence I burst into laughter.
>toilet seats covered in piss
>shitty toilet paper
>usually bad smell if the janitors aren't doing their job
>other people can hear me shit and I can hear them
>the entire room is just a cesspool of everyone's bacteria on literally every surface
I only piss in public restrooms. Thankfully I have a normal shit schedule and it's always right when I wake up. So it's out of the way for the day.
Why don't suntan lotion companies oppose interracial relationships and support white nationalism? Doesn't it make sense that if there are less white people and white people are racemixing that people buy less sunscreen? That could pose a serious threat for their bottom line.
>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children and ensure eternally profitable sunscreen companies
If I remember correctly, white skin has an SPF value of 2 and black skin has an SPF value of 3. That's probably bullshit since I heard it a long time ago from a high school teacher but whatever
The PR hit would send the company into a death spiral. There's too much competition to do that shit.
Have you robots lost any friends to nigger culture?
A friend in high school went and embraced that and hung out with another crowd. We still get along but acknowledge our differences so we don't talk much. One other was too into the Tyrone stereotype and I had enough and cut him off. He was very emotionally abusive. He's still good friends with the person I mentioned before. They both have the failed rap career too.
do girls care about dick size?
i'm 19 years old and asian in europe, im going to college in a few weeks, my dick is average in length and looks tiny if i look amateur white porn, idk if it's because those guys have big dicks or what
What's the longest you've ever edged? I just got through edging for 6 hours and busted the fattest nut in my life.
Everyone who posts in this thread gets a free anime girl
If you ask really nicely, and I have one in stock, I can fulfill your desire for that/
Why aren't you having sex with sexy 9 year olds?
>tfw no cute tomboyish gf
Why even live?
Anyone else find it impossible to not come across as rude or semi-retarded in all your social interactions? Pic related in the beginning of the movie is pretty representative for me. I'll literally be at a loss for how to respond to some simple joke or comment and just awkwardly go "oh..." looking down the whole time and abruptly walk away to whoever's talking to me, or maybe I won't even manage the "oh". My speech is always odd and stilted, like an alien impersonating a human. I don't know how to smile properly without it looking fake or goofy. When a smile is needed, I default to this weird restrained half-smile where I don't open my mouth. The few times I've been able to muster the courage to say something I'd imagine a normie would say, I've just go the side-eye or complete silence. Everyone must loathe me.
im 19 getting 4 face tattoo's soon. ama
Do you think that you'll regret this? Y/Y?
Also, xxxtentatcion is a meme rapper
Femanons, why don't you become a sex teacher for pubescent virginal boys, introducing them into the world of carnal pleasures? You will never meet someone as appreciative of your naked body and touch as a horny shota.
Post your personal 10/10. Doesn't matter what others think.
>Post your personal 10/10. Doesn't matter what other think.
This, or a short haired blond girl I dated for a few weeks