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>>37645955
Post here and play Vidya. As usual.
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>>37645985
Don't you ever at least think about mixing things up someday
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>>37645955
playing excessive amounts of crossout and a little bit of practice on drawabox

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>tfw you almost get gf but end up fucking it up at the last minute somehow

Seriously just fuck my shit up pham.
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Did you ask her if she wants to see your anime figure collection?
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>tfw you get a gf, but she makes you soft and you pass up a great job to stay close to her, then hate yourself and break up with her anyways.

Get on my feels OP.
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>>37645938
>but she makes you soft and you pass up a great job to stay close to her
That's where you fucked it up. Never change for a women.

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Ever hugged a non family member female anon?

I've only had a few accidental bump ins as far as physical contact with the opposite sex goes, literally nothing else besides that.
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first, senior prom. Second, me and my female friend see each other after HS.
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I hugged my fifth grade teacher on the last day of school. Shes an old lady though. Does that count?
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>tfw a girl hugs everyone in your crew but you

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Ok robots, it is time for a hygiene check. State the following information and let your fellow robots judge you:

>Gender

How often you do the following:
>shower with soap/body wash
>wash your hair with shampoo
>brush and floss your teeth
>use a fluoride rinse
>groom
>cut your fingernails and toenails
>clean your ears properly (with a bulb/water syringe and earwax softener solution, NOT with q-tips)
>use deodorant
>clean your belly button
>clean your genitals/anus
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>Gender
m
How often you do the following:
>shower with soap/body wash
every 2 days
>wash your hair with shampoo
every 2 days
>brush and floss your teeth
brush 2 times/day, floss never
>use a fluoride rinse
what
>groom
every 2 days
>cut your fingernails and toenails
i bite them
>clean your ears properly (with a bulb/water syringe and earwax softener solution, NOT with q-tips)
i wash them in the shower, so every 2 days
>use deodorant
no
>clean your belly button
what
>clean your genitals/anus
every 2 days
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>>37645768
>Gender
Male

How often you do the following:
>shower with soap/body wash
Every day/every two days depending on gym
>wash your hair with shampoo
Every two/three days, don't wanna ruin my hair either
>brush and floss your teeth
2 times a day
>use a fluoride rinse
once a week
>groom
once or twice a week
>cut your fingernails and toenails
once or twice a week
>clean your ears properly (with a bulb/water syringe and earwax softener solution, NOT with q-tips)
I have freakishly clean ears, nearly no need to use even a q-tip, only if I've been wearing a headset for like 8 hours
>use deodorant
Every day
>clean your belly button
Every shower
>clean your genitals/anus
Every shower, or when the need arises
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>>37645768
>Gender
F
>How often you do the following:
>shower with soap/body wash
3 times a week
>wash your hair with shampoo
once a week
>brush and floss your teeth
brush 2 times a day, never floss
>use a fluoride rinse
what even is that
>groom
once a week
>cut your fingernails and toenails
once every two weeks
>clean your ears properly (with a bulb/water syringe and earwax softener solution, NOT with q-tips)
never
>use deodorant
daily
>clean your belly button
don't know
>clean your genitals/anus
3 times a week

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Why are literally ALL women such horrible cunts? Do women that aren't horrible people exist?

>tfw I regularly on /r/askwomen for rage fuel
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>>37645660
Yes but you won't believe me.
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social media is making them that way. no one wants to admit it, actually i'm not sure if people are seeing it yet, like putting 2 and 2 together, but they will eventually.

i just saw a local news piece on how Facebook/Google has the "code for addiction". i mean everything is numbers and math, that's what's worrying.
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I'm a woman and I think I'm a good person. I'm a Christian and try to live it.

Is embracing a nihilistic life of heroin use and whores the REAL redpill for robots?
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>ywn shoot up with Vorenus and Obi Wan
Jdimsa
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>>37645631
Destroying yourself isn't an answer for nihilistic tendencies. The reason why you're acting that way in the first place is because you lack purpose.
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>>37645769
where 2 cop a purpose and meaningful existence?

I've tried to be a normie, ive tried reading all sorts of philosophical books, but I dont feel like im even a part of society or anything

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daily reminder

looks = percieved personality
https://i.imgur.com/AxE7aVC.png
https://i.imgur.com/CVV4U5L.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/viWrSGr.png
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>>37645613
that person looks utterly retarded and miscegenated
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>>37645632
yet he has 3million followers on instagram and women begging to fuck him

just fucking lol his brother is far uglier and practically unheard of, in his rarepictures with toni women commented how ugly and different looking he is.
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>>37645676
they're both untermensch monkeys and will be gone when the day of the rope arrives

If you had to fuck one person from this group, which one would you choose and why?
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the one just before the rightmost. She's the cutest
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Only one of them is white. No brainer.
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any of them. they all look very "healthy" proportioned. when i'm horny and just want to fuck, i don't really care what their face looks like as long as it isn't frightening, i'm only focused on their body.

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Why would any woman go with an average robot when literally any of them can go on tinder and swim in thousands of matches?
How the hell are we even supposed to compete?
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Compete for a quick fuck? We don't.
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>>37645536
We have to play their game if you want a chance. Better and enlighten men get whores.
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>>37645536
>How the hell are we even supposed to compete?
Same way long-term traders compete with day traders: ignore them and make a long-term investment in a good woman for a fair price.

The definition of a good woman and what a fair price might be are hard to determine

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Hey, feeling alone and in the need for some company? Is the rain outside slightly warmer than it usually is? Get in here and do whatever you want. Shitpost, talk about girls or boys, or just listen to music.

You're always welcome in Cabin-Anon's threads.

Music:
Lo-Fi, or mellow vaporwave/mall-soft genre. Here's a collection of mixes:
Music:
Lo-Fi, or mellow vaporwave/mall-soft genre. Here's a collection of mixes:

>Sleepless nights - lo-fi hip/hop
>26:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWUWXqa1w1Q

>Get some rest - lo-fi hip/hop
>30:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLEOwgm7OUQ

>Starfunkle: a mixtape from Japan
>45:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4s-hxY80pA

>Love Hurts - lo-fi hip/hop
>46:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOOExbte2c

If you're more in the mood for more relaxed and jazzy tunes, I recommend these mixes from youtube:

> Godot - Fragrance of Dark Coffee
>58:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6KRIMASing [Embed]

>Ryo Fukui - Scenery 1976 (FULL ALBUM)
>41:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY [Embed]

> City Pop
>52:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP7kapbwQ-Y
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I love this picture, does anyone know of any good pic-to-cartoon converters online?
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This mix is so good and so sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo0JwoDFGUE
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>>37645531
Could use both anons.

"""Girlfriend""" (inb4 get out normie) says we're fine, but doesn't have any time for me on her two days off. Talks so sweetly, but can act so coldly sometimes.

Friend says we're supposed to go out later today, haven't heard from him all day.

Sitting at home in my underwear wondering if things will ever go uphill in this shithole city.

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>females don't share the same kind of attraction that men have!!, it's not physical for us, it's more emotional and stuff!!!


Why the fuck do all women say this and yet 99.9% of women will never date a guy shorter than them.

Female logic.
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>>37645501
actually, it's for men it is emotional
men are the romantic sex, we are the one that pursue and do gestures
you can see this in the animal kingdom as well
this emotional attachment men get, this chemical effect, that is there to make us go the extra mile and continue to pursue a partner even if he have to go through hell and back for it

women just select a man based on his looks and what he can offer, a woman never does anything romantic, only erotic
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Nowhere near all women would say that or agree with it.
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Women literally monkey branch from man to man, it's not a certain type of woman, its most women, regardless of where they come from, it's a world wide phenomenon. Most men aren't like that at all, it's only the top few percent of men that do that, most men find it difficult to get back into the dating game once they lose a partner.

That alone proves women have no true emotional investment when it comes to relationships.

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>girl at work sees me struggling to light fag cause shitty lighter and it's windy
>Lends me hers, still struggle cause low-key spgehtting and it's still windy
>Put hands around mine to block wind better
>T-thanks
>Embarrassed as fuck cause I must've looked like a speech but can't stop thinking about her now
Am I autistic lads
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Like a sperg*
Fuck I can't do anything right
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Get yourself a wind-proof lighter, mate. On a second notice, don't get so emotionally tangled up with everyone who is just a tad nice to you.
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No man, it happens

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Come in, you know what to do
--
https://www.16personalities.com/ - very basic test. Use it for a first time.
http://similarminds.com/ - both basic tests to advanced options even outside of the range of MBTI.
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm - Keirsey-like test. Still pretty nice.
http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/ - Keirsey test.
http://www.celebritytypes.com/personality-tests.php - a lot of little-funny tests. Highly recommend it for those who's looking to just relax.
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>tfw no qt INTJ gf
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>Tfw INTP who would actually rather be a real cyborg with a computer brain to remove the emotional pain from the loneliness
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Finally, the result that is 100% me.
>SLUEI - ENTP(T) on MBTI

I'm curious.

What is r9k's relationship with alcohol? For me, I love the stuff. It's one of the best things about life. The taste the feeling the variety. I love the stuff.
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I've been hardcore addicted to drinking since I was 19. I have no idea why I like it so much because all it does is make me act like a jerk and make me sick. and yet I persist in drinking myself into a stupor whenever I can.
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>>37645315
I do not drink any...
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>>37645315


>tfw only friend is a chronic alcoholic
>drinks cheap nasty shit constantly
>haven't drank in a few years now because of this

Why don't you just get a fat pussy gf?
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i bet her cunt smells like rotten cheese and mayonnaise
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>>37645232
I'm already dating your mother.
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Ironically, because I'm a fat pussy.


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