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first, senior prom. Second, me and my female friend see each other after HS.

I hugged my fifth grade teacher on the last day of school. Shes an old lady though. Does that count?

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>tfw a girl hugs everyone in your crew but you

>Gender
m
How often you do the following:
>shower with soap/body wash
every 2 days
>wash your hair with shampoo
every 2 days
>brush and floss your teeth
brush 2 times/day, floss never
>use a fluoride rinse
what
>groom
every 2 days
>cut your fingernails and toenails
i bite them
>clean your ears properly (with a bulb/water syringe and earwax softener solution, NOT with q-tips)
i wash them in the shower, so every 2 days
>use deodorant
no
>clean your belly button
what
>clean your genitals/anus
every 2 days

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>>37645768
>Gender
Male

How often you do the following:
>shower with soap/body wash
Every day/every two days depending on gym
>wash your hair with shampoo
Every two/three days, don't wanna ruin my hair either
>brush and floss your teeth
2 times a day
>use a fluoride rinse
once a week
>groom
once or twice a week
>cut your fingernails and toenails
once or twice a week
>clean your ears properly (with a bulb/water syringe and earwax softener solution, NOT with q-tips)
I have freakishly clean ears, nearly no need to use even a q-tip, only if I've been wearing a headset for like 8 hours
>use deodorant
Every day
>clean your belly button
Every shower
>clean your genitals/anus
Every shower, or when the need arises

>>37645768
>Gender
F
>How often you do the following:
>shower with soap/body wash
3 times a week
>wash your hair with shampoo
once a week
>brush and floss your teeth
brush 2 times a day, never floss
>use a fluoride rinse
what even is that
>groom
once a week
>cut your fingernails and toenails
once every two weeks
>clean your ears properly (with a bulb/water syringe and earwax softener solution, NOT with q-tips)
never
>use deodorant
daily
>clean your belly button
don't know
>clean your genitals/anus
3 times a week

>>37645660
Yes but you won't believe me.

social media is making them that way. no one wants to admit it, actually i'm not sure if people are seeing it yet, like putting 2 and 2 together, but they will eventually.

i just saw a local news piece on how Facebook/Google has the "code for addiction". i mean everything is numbers and math, that's what's worrying.

I'm a woman and I think I'm a good person. I'm a Christian and try to live it.

>ywn shoot up with Vorenus and Obi Wan
Jdimsa

>>37645631
Destroying yourself isn't an answer for nihilistic tendencies. The reason why you're acting that way in the first place is because you lack purpose.

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>>37645769
where 2 cop a purpose and meaningful existence?

I've tried to be a normie, ive tried reading all sorts of philosophical books, but I dont feel like im even a part of society or anything

>>37645613
that person looks utterly retarded and miscegenated

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>>37645632
yet he has 3million followers on instagram and women begging to fuck him

just fucking lol his brother is far uglier and practically unheard of, in his rarepictures with toni women commented how ugly and different looking he is.

>>37645676
they're both untermensch monkeys and will be gone when the day of the rope arrives

the one just before the rightmost. She's the cutest

Only one of them is white. No brainer.

any of them. they all look very "healthy" proportioned. when i'm horny and just want to fuck, i don't really care what their face looks like as long as it isn't frightening, i'm only focused on their body.

Compete for a quick fuck? We don't.

>>37645536
We have to play their game if you want a chance. Better and enlighten men get whores.

>>37645536
>How the hell are we even supposed to compete?
Same way long-term traders compete with day traders: ignore them and make a long-term investment in a good woman for a fair price.

The definition of a good woman and what a fair price might be are hard to determine

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I love this picture, does anyone know of any good pic-to-cartoon converters online?

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This mix is so good and so sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo0JwoDFGUE

>>37645531
Could use both anons.

"""Girlfriend""" (inb4 get out normie) says we're fine, but doesn't have any time for me on her two days off. Talks so sweetly, but can act so coldly sometimes.

Friend says we're supposed to go out later today, haven't heard from him all day.

Sitting at home in my underwear wondering if things will ever go uphill in this shithole city.

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>>37645501
actually, it's for men it is emotional
men are the romantic sex, we are the one that pursue and do gestures
you can see this in the animal kingdom as well
this emotional attachment men get, this chemical effect, that is there to make us go the extra mile and continue to pursue a partner even if he have to go through hell and back for it

women just select a man based on his looks and what he can offer, a woman never does anything romantic, only erotic

Nowhere near all women would say that or agree with it.

Women literally monkey branch from man to man, it's not a certain type of woman, its most women, regardless of where they come from, it's a world wide phenomenon. Most men aren't like that at all, it's only the top few percent of men that do that, most men find it difficult to get back into the dating game once they lose a partner.

That alone proves women have no true emotional investment when it comes to relationships.

Like a sperg*
Fuck I can't do anything right

Get yourself a wind-proof lighter, mate. On a second notice, don't get so emotionally tangled up with everyone who is just a tad nice to you.

No man, it happens

>tfw no qt INTJ gf

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>Tfw INTP who would actually rather be a real cyborg with a computer brain to remove the emotional pain from the loneliness

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Finally, the result that is 100% me.
>SLUEI - ENTP(T) on MBTI

I've been hardcore addicted to drinking since I was 19. I have no idea why I like it so much because all it does is make me act like a jerk and make me sick. and yet I persist in drinking myself into a stupor whenever I can.

>>37645315
I do not drink any...

>>37645315


>tfw only friend is a chronic alcoholic
>drinks cheap nasty shit constantly
>haven't drank in a few years now because of this

i bet her cunt smells like rotten cheese and mayonnaise

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>>37645232
I'm already dating your mother.

Ironically, because I'm a fat pussy.

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>>37645170
why would I cockblock a fellow robot
if anything, I'd ask him if he needs help taking turns holding her down

Crazy white guy in a hoodie...probably on meth. No thanks, not getting involved.

I've been asked to do this in bars/nightclubs before

Acting like you know someone and having a conversation about a pretend past with them is fun and the guy they're trying to avoid usually goes away

Oh, that explains my assymetrical face

Read Swaab and Sapolsky if you wanna know more

yes, we already know, they talk about it with presidents. the way they age is crazy.

my life was very stress free, but it's completely full to the brim with oblivious neglect.
i was always neglected but i never realized it.