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>ugly
>black
>manlet
>into asian girls

It's useless to me, but white dudes see some pretty good results.

>>37471080
Not very good if you're not near a city.
Didn't work for me but I didn't try very hard.

Like all online dating, it's only worth it if you can already get dates irl. Unless you are a women of course.

>>37471049
I was no-one. No friends, no bully, no lovers. I see people who I went to school with years later, they don't even recognise me.

>>37471049
No one
>sat in the back of class
>never showed emotion
>never talked
>no friends
>teachers didn't like me
I only kissed one girl but it's a long story

>>37471049

the kid everyone thought would shoot up the school

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>>37470985
Yes you did.

So, let's become friends.

>>37471718
Are you fat and ugly? If you're ugly that's fine but I don't want to be friends with fatties.

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>>37471728
I am not fat. I hope I'm not ugly.

You don't sound very pleasant.

>>37470983
no im a cool guy

>mvw his bed has no headboard
white_sands.jpg

>>37470983
I am a nice guy. If you don't like nice guys get lost. Jerk.

Was a freshman in highschool when my friends introduced me to /b/

I was so scared of visiting I was shaking when I opened it. When I first saw gore I couldn't sleep for days.

found 4chan because of ebin memes

checked out some other boards

r9k made me less depressed because I accept who I am more now.

>>37470991
Also, my life has changed for the better I think. I also met someone from /mu/ after an animal collective concert.

>>37470743
Anon, I believe in second chances... But I don't think you should give her one.
>she called me while she was getting fucked
this is unforgivable, i may not have much experience with women like you do, but this kind of betrayal done in this way is unforgivable.
I suggest you move on, it may be hard at first but I think you'll find some one who truly cares about you someday.

>>37470743
I'd also take her back, even though she cheated.

She's still living happily ever after with him while I'm still miserable as fuck.

fml

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>>37471756
>>37470743
what the fuck is wrong with you
If that girl were my only chance at happiness I would still tell her to fuck herself and stay alone out of spite. I would sooner die alone and miserable than take back a cheating whore
what the fuck is up with you? do you have no pride? is this some form of elaborate cuckposting?

>tfw making more money than someone with a college degree
>"At l-least I know w-what an endoplasmic r-reticulum is"
>"S-so what if I have $20,000 in d-debt I'm smarter than you :^)"
Will degreelets ever learn

>>37471124
that is now hot the -let meme is used

>>37471235
Says the misspellinglet

>>37470581
What if I think really, really hard about doing it?

I'm outside 4-6 hours every day, around people, and only three girls have ever approached me. Still a KHHV.

>>37470665
>only three girls have ever approached me

you're supposed to approach them you fucking cuck. only 8+/10 get approached by women.

>>37470538
Go for it. Just be happy she's a plain normie and not some sort of Tumblr snowflake or the like. You're not exactly in a position to be picking and choosing.

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>>37470554
>watches BuzzFeed
>not a Tumblr snowflake

>>37470554
The thing is I don't know if she's a Tumblr snowflake. She's definitely straight but between the Buzzfeed and her buying into the hating Trump meme I can't be sure yet

realize i've wandered into yet another borderline autistic robot fantasy and promptly see myself out

Is this every black fembot's fantasy?

>>37470570
Yes, they've all told me so.
>>37470536
>borderline

>>37470463
just kys already faggot

>>37470490
based shadilay bringing the epic owns

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>>37470490
I'm good anon thanks.

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>>37470444
B u n p

Oririr

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Every single one of these threads is a grim reminder.

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>>37470715
Iktf anon, but we have to keep looking, no point in giving up hope now

>>37470411
enjoy your swamp ass. hairs are there for a reason

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>>37470411
>shaving your ass in the summer
Get ready for unholy amounts of chafing

Oh and if you're gonna shave your nuts, get a semi first, then apply some shaving cream, and go slow.

>>37470446
I get swamp ass with hairs, does trimming make it go away?
Also how do I trim?

>>37470393
Hey Recluse, you beat me to it. I'm tired, had a demo today. How're you?

>>37470621
Building up towards a mood with pills and alcohol, will see where the evening takes me. Feeling great atm. What kind of demo?

im about 20mg of valium deep, several beers deep, texting my crus, ama

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>>37470335
You know Islam was made for people like us, right?

>>37470335
THE JUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>>37470335
Because they'd make us suicide bomb first for not being born muslim, and then we'd get arrested by the religious police for failing to follow every single obscure authoritarian law.