How does one take it the next level with girls? You've talked , seem to get along, now you're talking about pointless bs because you have autism.
Please help me anons, I don't want to die alone
If the next step doesn't come naturally then you're fucked
a girl is coming over in 20 minutes and i fcking smell but i cant shower because theres no water.. i mean i smell so bad even i can fucking smell it, it's like cheese or something. what the fuck do i do this is my only chance.
How do we save her bros?
Did they deserve it?
Why were the nazis so mean?
because they grew up in difficult, conflicted times, in an education system that didnt encourage critical thinking and in a culture that valued conformity and militarism above all else
they were wrong to do what they did, but it makes sense why it happened
Can someone pretend to be my mommy and play house with me?
>Takes you to your room
>Locks the door
What was his IQ?
I believe that it was pretty up there.
All alone in a strange galaxy...
I have no one left, parents are thousands of miles away, no friends, no roommates. I'm just so lonely
Haven't talked to anyone within a week
Wish i had a gf
>be in college
>already have a 7/10 girlfriend
>hottie jealous over your success tracks you down
>after class she approaches and flirts you up aggressively, suggests that you come with her to her room
>tell it's not a good idea but she presses on, squeezes your dick and starts eating your neck in front of everyone, whispering, "I wont stop until you come along."
>half reluctantly go with her to her dorm room, mind you this bitch is easily 9.5/10
>she closes and locks the door, starts feeling you up and stuffs her tongue down your throat, forcing you down on the bed.
>you try to placate her but it's too late, she's already undoing your belt and has her hand down your pants working some voodoo magic on your cock as she keeps you pinned, wanting more.
>you have one last thought about your old girlfriend before she finally straddles you and sits down on your cock, forcing every inch up her suffocating vacuum cunt.
>she nails you against the bed, keeping your hands pinned behind your head like some alpha female
>it's not long before you give in and jizz hard in her birth controlled pussy, you make all sorts of incoherent noises, drool, and lose your fucking mind.
>the end, niggers.
Hi, Norman. Pic related is what should happen to you.
can we have a thread where everyone is just really nice to me for no reason?
I think that would be super ironic and funny
what is the best ben & jerrys flavor and why is it boom chocolatta?
>gf asks me to go to a "camping party" over an hour away with her and her friends
>at first she told me that "it's not my thing" so she wasn't sure if it would be okay if I came
>seemed like a weird excuse but I didn't really care because I didn't want to go
>she waits until almost 11PM at night to say "oh you should totally come"
>the place they are camping is over an hour away
>I was already in bed about to go to sleep
>told her I didn't feel like going
>now she's going to complain about how I never want to do anything fun
>for some reason everything "fun" she wants to do involves hours of driving and is always last minute
I know this is the wrong place to be posting this. I know normie ree get out kill yourself. I know she's probably getting fucked by chad right this instant and I'm letting it happen because I'm too much of a beta to go and do normie party shit.
That all said, are there any other anons with gfs who have to deal with shit like this? I don't mind going to the occasional party every now and then but for the most part I hate doing stuff like that.
>Hahaha, beta males are such weak virgins! Sorry, this isn't the 1950s. Women are free now. You have to play the hookup game to get laid, bud. Tough luck if you don't like it.
>What?!?!?! You're opting out of the game because it doesn't suit your interests? REEEEEEEEEE! SEXIST SEXIST SEXIST!!!!!! It's YOUR fault these poor women are alone at 30, scum!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!
Why do roasties think they can have their cake and eat it too?
Sex is meaningless these days.
If im traveling, I dont even need a hotel, I just make a tinder and I have a place to sleep.
Women have gone from loving creatures to a set of 3 holes, and so I treat them as three holes.
Sure, theres probly a girl out there thats more than 3 holes, but I sure as hell cant find her for shit.
You are a normalfag if you use Windows, OSX, or a mobile device to post on 4chan.
You are a normalfag and you should go back to R*ddit
GNU/Linux is pretty great. I used it for years until my company bought me a brand new MBP retina. Took me a few weeks to adjust, but it's pretty great.
>developer experience is pretty much the same as *nix
>casual, non-work user experience is superior
>hardware is great
>makes me look like a richfag, so starbucks stacies know I can provide betabux
Far from a fanboy though. If I were poor and had to buy my own computer I'd still be running GNU/Linux
Huge fan of free software. Use it every workday
Who else is such an outcast that they can't even enjoy nerd culture?
I hate anime and I don't play a lot of video games.
When I think of people like these having fun with like-minded friends and having partners they can share their hobbies and passions with I feel angry and sad.
Nerd culture is a second chance for loners and even that I managed to pass through.
Sure. It's hard but there do exist people like you. People who get bored aligning themselves with a preexisting culture. Once you find them you'll build your own off shitty inside jokes and shared interests, no matter how foreign.
gl, don't kill yourself yet of that's the issue. It will happen.