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>>36418331
Everyone else thought it was funny, and Tyrone got more cool points for being funny.

Who knows, maybe you could have actually been a part of something if you laughed as well.

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>>36418331
>Does lighting McQueen have health or car insurance
what exactly did he mean by this

>>36418401
The cars in "Cars" have mouths/brains/eyes etc. They're organic/machine.

As to why he said it in a Maths class, who can know?

>wonder why there is a smelly roastie in my house

>>36418261
>wonder why there is a smelly roastie in my house
>in my house
>woods
did I just fall for bait or did you really just do this

>>36418252
How do I get weed
I just wanna be stoned out of my mind and be lazy

This thread shall become bumped so that people will see the light in their imoutos.

I sent my aniki a lewd picture. What have you done for your sibling?

>>36418239
SUDDENLY Soviet cinema

I feel you man. A lot of girls notice me and some even try to talk to me n stuff but i am a complete social autist.

>>36418230
Grow a pair you stupid motherfucking faggot.

"Could have any girl I want"

You need to re-word your sentences to be more realistic, why are you lying to yourself

>>36418141
>thinks intermittent fasting isn't a meme
>"I ate nothing yesterday why am I suddenly so hungry today?!"

1) go to wherever you keep your food
2) throw away the stuff that's fucking horrible for you like candy bars or soda. if its all shit go buy new food that isnt shit for you.
3) literally just DON'T go out of your way to get in a car, drive to the store or mcdonalds, buy garbage food, and then eat it and complain. tie yourself to your fucking chair if you have to.

how is this so hard? i live on my own and dont even own shit like mars bars, literally no point in spending my money on expensive trash food when i can buy actual groceries that will sustain me and provide nutrition

>>36418141
Drink more water, dumbass.

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>>36418055
/cdl/ 1

>>36418055
>>>/soc/

Take your stealth contactfagging thread and shove it up that virgin ass.

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>>36418079
cuddle dos original

only coalburner sluts hit the gym

i just want a nice autistic (but cute!!!!!) white boy :(

>>36418049
I'm black, u sure u don want this BBC honey?

>>36418029
Dayum she fine.

>>36417980
only small penis guys don t like girls with experience

>>36417980
So... does she not take a shower or something?

>>36418026

Even in the off-chance she doesn't, her skin sheds so it's replaced by new skin which wasn't touched by semen.

What hot guy? Hmm

>>36417975
"because I'm even hotter."

*sets self on fire*

hehe xD

>>36417975
because this is a company, not a brothel you dumb bitch (unless its a modeling agency)

>>36417990
>le xD

>no tall curvy thinn gf to throw around

Pretty terrible. It's all bony, and they never have any energy so they rarely move.

Gf in high school was a size zero cardio bunny. It was nice I guess but my size 8 fiancee is better in the bed but honestly not as much fun to look at as I remember the high school chick.

>>36417919
nice thread opm oloollkooopoloo

>>36417919
You are a severe tard

How the fuck did you get cum in your own arse?

Because they feel pity for all the poor horny plebbitors, of course.
Attention, you dumb fucking nigger. What do you think.

>>36417904
for attention, obviously. they are whores who have nothing else to offer

They're exhibitionists and find it hot when guys jack off to them.

>>36417898
>I'll probably always be alone
>Fell for a roastie

He should have stayed a wizard. Now he just became a failed normie.

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My dead weight is myself. The most focused and productive and happy that I've ever been has been when I have been doing things with other people. Without other people, I never have the energy or will to do anything.

>>36417898
Except the fucking point of that manga is that people need other people you bloody idiot.

>>36417889
What timeline are you in?

>>36417889
>Christmas

Do you mean dude weed holiday or Hitler's b-day?

>>36417889
tell her you liked it and can't forget the smell

at* lolll

>>36417800
Brain capacity remains the same, the other two come back. Stop being a pussy

>friends house
I don't care where you go, you just can't stay here, normie