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Does smoking make me cool? I've never even thought it did.
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It doesn't make you cool, it's just a cool thing to do, anyone who says it isn't is lying.
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>>39227187
Whats so cool about getting cancer and dying?
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>>39227348
Both parts
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let us hear your voice! sing a song, tell some jokes!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00EMpiTCFHH
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pls reply i want to hear u talk
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every thread i try to make is trash
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maybe if i could understand what you were saying i could reply
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I've Become a Chad... (kind of) 2017-08-22 03:53:54 Post No.39226973
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I've Become a Chad... (kind of)
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Since I left /r9k/ about 6 months ago, I've got laid. Yes she was hot.
I asked my coworker out for a date. After a while I found out she had a boyfriend. I was shocked, but I went for it anyways (based on my past failures). I grouped her tits and we ended up fucking a week later.
She became my first GF. The thing is my girl skills got even better over time since my job was a social one.
I ended up fucking a hot 18 year old recently. Nice ass and tits. She was awful at sex since she was a virgin but it was well worth it.
I've come back here to give advice to you helpless robots
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>>39226973
Any techniques for getting a girl to want you even if she has a bf?
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>I fucked a town bicycle and I attribute it to leaving a website
lol you have nothing of use to offer anyone
enjoy getting inevitably cheated on, cuck
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Getting some pussy doesn't make you a Chad. Normies get laid all the time (with effort).
You'r either born a Chad or not tbqh
> tfw forcing yourself not to consume alcohol, cigarettes or drugs until at least the weekend.
Just had a bender this weekend filled with beer, coke, mdma and chain smoking. I'm unemployed and am able to get job interviews but no offers.
I'm getting tired of NEET life.
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>>39226966
>squatting without proper form
This always triggers me.
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>>39226966
oh my fucking god i need the sauce holy shit
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>>39227005
I NEED IT
OP
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>ywn live in the cyberpunk city of LA
>ywn get caught up in the organized criminal under world
>ywn have a femme fatal character try to kill you, before falling in love and turning on her employers as you both try to escape the city
>ywn work as a private investigator before uncovering a sickening corporation conspiracy
>ywn be in a high speed flying car chase
>ywn be hired by the mafia to help stage the biggest bank robbery of all time with your knowledge of the bank having worked there for years
>ywn drink whiskey and smoke cigars in a fancy New York bar on a rainy night
>ywn come home to your apartment, only to find it being searched through by the police force that you work for so you run away and have to operate in a motel for a few weeks to find out why the police are after you before finding out someone framed you for the murder of the bosses daughter
>ywn have the fate of an entire city and possibly the world in your hands as you're forced to make a moral decision based off of what it means to be human, the meaning of life and whether or not good and evil exists
>ywn lead an uprising against the authoritarian and unjust government, fighting guerrilla warfare in an over sized city
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also, /cyberpunk/ general thread
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Sounds like a good plot outline for a moody adventure game series.
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Watch Blade Runner recently op?
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IM LITERALLY AT MY ONLINE-GFS HOUSE AFTER A NIGHT WITH HER PARENTS.
ITS JUST ME AND HER NOW. DUDE WTF DO I DO IM FUCKINF SCARED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>39226936
fuck her deep dick until her ovaries are cleaved in half by your man meat.
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>>39226936
dude just chill out. talk about what you have in common. watch a movie or something.
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touch her pusy
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comfy horror/mystery stream 2017-08-22 03:50:33 Post No.39226927
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comfy horror/mystery stream
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GTFIH ROBOTS we're watching comfy Twilight Zone episodes...
cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug
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10/10 comfy
get in here, now!
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get in here folks let's try to get 30 viewers
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very comfy, thanks op
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
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part 5 anime WHEN?would've used a better picture but have to phone post since I'm already in bed
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keep going anon, we believe in you.
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>>39227525
How would they do an animation of Part 5 if Gold Experience can't be used, and they have to censor all of the violence?
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Yup, there is a conspiracy from girls towards beta males. They just want to see them burn.
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>>39226871
Thankfully, we want them to burn too
Its legal to buy and own a flamethrower in the US.
Lets get burnin
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>>39226895
I like your point of view
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Good, beta men especially orbiters like that OP in the other thread should suffer. The smart ones will resign themselves to being omega recluses and only the chads will procreate. This will usher in a new golden age of humanity as children will only be produced from chad genes.
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Were The Beatles the most robot band ever? Are they our band?
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>>39226754
Poor Ringo.
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>>39226754
White Album is probably one of their more robot albums.
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George himself had enough autism for everybody.
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What's your reason to get up in the morning?
I'll start
To make my mom and dad proud, it's hard as fuck sometimes but I want them to have one less thing to worry about.
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>>39226826
That webm was fucking satisfying
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>>39226672
i dont have one, was pretty pointless waking up
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To go to the bathroom then I lie back in bed.
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Just a reminder that the desire for death never goes away, no matter what you do.
>Had lots of sex
>no money issues at all
>good grades at uni
>family that loves me
>Have perfect qt gf who has only ever slept with me
Still want to kill myself on the daily.
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Why? What exactly makes you want to die after winning the practical lottery?
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i dont want to kms id just like to fall over dead really when im alone
id also like to get someone to agree to shoot me in the forehead with a 12 gauge a few times then just go crazy all over my head with it. i could never donit by myself sonethibg about it just seems like id fuck it up or somethibg and its an eerie and depressibg feeling but getting soneone to do you on ypur own terms sounds best
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>>39226685
I don't know. I think about kms maybe 10 times a day. I think it might be a little bit of curiosity (If there's an after-life or not) But mainly I just don't want to feel anymore.
The most beautiful and interesting girl you have ever seen accepts being you gf with one condition:
You can't ever cum again.
It's not due to her being angry at men or something, its purely due to spiritual reasons.
Oh, also can't eat meat.
Is cumming worth never ending loneliness?
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>there are women out there that believe men would give up fucking and eating meat for any reason
Why don't you stop having periods
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>can't cum
Sure.
>can't eat meat
Fuck off.
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>>39226622
Eh, I'd give it a try for a few weeks just to see how it goes. But I'd expect to give up and go back to being the meat eating, cum happy degenerate I currently am after two weeks or so.
Ejaculating is good for you, by the way. Holding back is terrible for the prostate.
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Is there an official /r9k/ minecraft server?
Minecraft is comfy as hell.
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>>39226615
Everyone seems to hate minecraft I was deleted by someone just for saying id play it with them (they asked)
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I actually paid for one but there were lots of other servers being posted all the time that I felt it was a wasted effort. I wouldn't mind doing it again though.
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>>39226615
There's two, one is pretty dead and the other is starting back up but with mods. Back in june they both were busy
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What are your thoughts on escorts?
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Nothin wrong with escorts. Granted ive never used one but reasonable outlets shouldn't be so few.
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>>39226588
Disgusting degeneracy to use them. They're degenerates too?
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>>39226588
they are fine