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Been a month now that I'm having nightmares on a daily basis. Each time they get more and more real and terrifying. First it started with just some dreams, then they started to get weird. After a week I was waking up scared thinking that I was late for class, or that I was sleeping at work.
But in the past two weeks things went insane. I wake up after getting stabbed, strangled, hanged, crashing my car.. Yesterday, a bunch of thugs invaded my house, beat me up and were going to kill me - in the dream, of course. Today, spiders wrapped me up and started to enter my mouth, nose and ears, I'm not sure if I genuinely screamed when I woke up or not.
Seriously, how do I make it stop? I'm starting to get anxious when I go to sleep.
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>>36448560
Face your subconscious anon, it's yours after all, take control of what is yours.
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>>36448794
How do I do it?
I not used to dreaming, and the few times I've done it I realized the situation and had a bit of control before eventually waking up. But now it's not just out of control, is too realistic, too random.
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>>36448560
You have a mental illness, please see a psychiatrist.

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I'm going to say this one time and let me make it fucking clear. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat there. Don't be assholes.
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Fuck off shithead. Not my fault capitalist pigs are such greedy assholes they pay their waiters slave wages. I try to tip a couple bucks but I think it's a retarded custom in the first place.
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>>36448492
Any time I visit America I always eat at different restaurants never tipping, the faces oh lawd give me mercy
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You willingly took a job where you work for peoples niceness. You should have stayed in school.

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>tfw teen sex is the masterrace and you missed out on it
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>>36448442
>only 50% of 25 year old females are sexually active

That just sounds like straight bullshit, girls are still getting fucked constantly at that age.
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>>36448442
>tfw OP is a paedophile because he can't relate to adults his own age and misses his child-like innocence which was the last time he was ever truly happy
really makes you think eh?
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>>36448442
FAKE NEWS

>>36448486
It's meant to be ranking attractiveness with age (it's obviously some bullshit a pedo made in microsoft spreadsheet)

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>tfw your little sister says you are her favorite sister but you are a guy
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I guess you're not her favorite brother :(
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>>36448411
I mean maybe you would be better off as her sister
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>>36448411
That's cute. Keep her safe.

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What are you listening to right now?
Help other robots with recommendations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmfzWpp0hMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Oll7nUgQo
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Been going through AJJs new album, it's pretty dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvSUN7m3KgI
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>tfw no one else likes high concept sci fi UK hip hop ep's :^(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb52KD6Q9_I
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>>36448394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ2C7ZetzCc

Definitly my fav band at this time

i also listen to more normie tier music to chill

https://youtu.be/YXwYJyrKK5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

Here is a basic playlist of what i m listening right now, i may add some shit up and clean it up (it full of shit french rap i have to take out)

http://www.deezer.com/playlist/2931231506

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Why aren't you turning into Chad /r9k/?
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>>36448392

I am but a fat Chad. Make yourself available and you will get pussy. I let my body go a bit and just focused on the pussy. Good looking face but bald and baby dick. Anything ia possible
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I might be, actually. We'll see soon enough.
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>>36448392
>tfw ive been lifting regularly
>tfw im a hairlet, dicklet, and have gynecomastia so it won't help anything
Why does life have to be so cruel lads?

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What kind of porn do girls watch?
>inb4 blacked
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According to PornHub stats, they mostly watch lesbian porn
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>>36448360
Unironically Fanfiction.net
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>>36448388
why would anyone even trust these stats? it's based on fucking user accounts...

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>Where do you live?

>Where do you want to live?

In the desert
Somewhere cold that's not the desert
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>Muslim infested shitter hole.
>A wooden cabin on some Russian mountain, where i can be at peace.
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Texas

In Finland so I can be surrounded by a bunch of like-minded introverted aspie spergs.
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>>36448340
>Fucking Spain
>A country that isn't full of idiots and fascists. Somewhere peaceful with internet access. A cabin. Alone but with u guys.

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I made 10 pepes for you guys here you go
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>>36448269
the second one here you go
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>>36448288
this is the third one I made
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>>36448295
the image in this post is the fourth pepe

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Porn doesn't seem to do it for me any longer.

While masturbating, I always have to turn it off half way and just close my eyes and reminisce about times I fucked

Anyone else in the same boat?
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Having sex irl will make you realize how worthless porn is
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>>36448084
nice b8

608235 tickets
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>>36448084
just get a prost
and HIV

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>heroes in ww1 Literally die fighting the savages middle eastern savages of the ottoman empire in ww1 only to have them infest the very countries that they died defending.
>It's racist to be against this.
Fuck you liberal babies anyone who is liberal rope for disrespecting people who gave their lives defending an idea they believed in
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>>36448027
You may want to finish your intro to world history course before you post things like this you cretin
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>>36448123
Get the fuck out of my country and stop speaking my language savage
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>>36448191

Go back to /pol/. Nobody here gives a shit about your crusade. We have more important things to care about like

>tfw no gf

In fact.

>tfw no qt3.14 Arab muslim gf

>tfw you will never, EVER be David Bowie
There's no worse feeling in the world.
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>>36448022
Is there life on mars?

marsblox
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>>36448022
He strikes me as the one weird looking kid from school who managed to use his hidden talents for good.

He even managed to make his eccentric look work for him.

I also wish I was him. Minus the being dead shit.
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>>36448022
You'll never be David Bowie because David Bowie wasn't even trying to be David Bowie.

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How many times you missed on having sex because you are a beta? I say at least 10.

>be 14 and this 13 year old girls say she wanna get fucked but I didnt have a condom, missed out on a blowjob at least
>be 16, had a girls who we sttreipped during a game of a strip poker, she invites me to a rom but I chicken out
-had a girlfriend at 18 year old , did not fuck her
-had a gf at 25, did not fuck her

-not to mention countless of girls I could have potentially fucked but I sperged out. I pretty much blame porn, I think it has ruined my sex drive and frequent masturbation fucked up my libido. You should stop fapping and watching porn right now.
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Christian Chad, get off the board please
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>>36448063
fuck off. I belong here, I keep missing opportunities to have sex because I'm dumb as fuck. It's pretty much the same as being a friendless loser.
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At least 5 times I've self-sabotaged as it was about to happen, probably dozens more in the early stages.

Fixed it now though hehe

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why doesn't /r9k/ have a gf?
lets start with me
>borderline autistic
>likes black metal
>doesn't go out
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>poor, ugly sperglord
>boring, no personality
>doesn't bother trying
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>ugly

/thread

Originally primogeniture originality
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>>36447916
I'm a closeted gay shut in

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im a black girl and im wondering if I should get a nose job
I hate makeup desu. I just want to wake up cute. I just feel bad because it's for superficial reasons. my nose is slightly bulbous and i want a more defined bridge. i worry about being uglier with surgery. i want fillers as well.

idk anyone considering plastic surgery? what do you want done?
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fuck off bebe
original nigger
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Black girl noses are cute OP. Plastic surgery is for plastic bitches.
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I'm an ugly girl too, but a white one. Basically my nose is huge and my eyes are tiny and I look like a dude with bad skin. I'd never get surgery though. There's a super high chance of it turning out horrible and fakey looking, but it might be even worse if it turned out good. Then I'd just get addicted and end up like that Wildenstein cat lady.

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