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some of us are alright. those edgy "fuck america ese"s feel like thier the shit when they do it

t. mexican

>>36382133
Normal Mexicans are ashamed of those retards too.

>>36382133
sage

stop posting facebook shit here

sushi's expensive
>fat weeb girl messages me on OKC
>asks me to get sushi
>ok
>go to place she suggests
>super expensive
>get a few rolls, like $10
>she gets 2 orders of large rolls and an order of takoyaki for herself
>comes out to around $30
>bill comes
>she says one bill since she forgot her wallet
>makes me pay
>never talk to her again

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>>36382127
>actually paying money to eat seaweed and fish contaminated with deadly radioisotopes from fukushima

My local sushi place has a no singles policy.

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think im joking when im talking 'bout blowing my head open till the moment you walk in and find my body motionless, wrists slit

https://youtu.be/O7o-T-CFZq4

>>36382225
>$uicideboy$
Good choice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOaSh1-d9gc

I'm not even a girl, but the lyrics hit me like a truck.

>>36382094
Hahah that sucks dude, lmao

>>36382094
What did you originally do?

>>36382125
I just posted the same character in a general a bit.
They were different pics the whole time.

>>36382040
to provide oats

>>36382040
useful idiot, of course

>>36382040
to become a better man than the one I was yesterday

Google the number. Probably a telemarketer.

Maybe a phone company. I get calls from them all the time, no matter how much I tell them to fuck off they still come back after a few months.

Telemarketers and robocalls target cell numbers now because only old farts have landlines in this day and age.

>>36381954
>What is my sexuality?
Pansexual.

>>36381954
>>36382444
My sexuality identifies me as a Skipjack submarine.
Now stop being a fag, and don't take the shit you read here seriously, keep in mind that those that promote the shit you read about gender and stuff are mostly mentally challenged themselves or follow an agenda.

>>36382507
In short "sexuality" has simply replaced the word "Perversion". As usual it panders to the easily offended liberal pussies that won't take or accept any criticism, to expand their safe space vocabulary.

7 is heaven
fewer is never

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Get over it vulva

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>>36381924
jelqing or pills? can't confirm if they work, never tried em lol
what you can do it trim your pubes, so the dick just appears bigger in comparison lol (learned this from the movie Harold and Kumar)

looks pretty ugly, sorry for you desu

>>36381868
Jealous. I'm not straight, but she's cute. What do you think of her music?

How did the conversation go to get said date?

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>>36381862
Originaloli faggot

>>36381862

It takes a special kind of cunt to make fun of a widower for being a widower.

>>36381862
That isnt really a clever comment. I bet that guy went to /pol/ and the Trump subribbit to talk about "le epic burn" he gave to "le bluepilled cuck"

I only take baths

>>36381808
Holy shit, I feel this so often. Is there a reason for this? I'm about to go do it right now.

Sounds like some sort of autistic "meltdown"

still the best football happening of the last 10 years

He was virgin cuz intense religion. t. Colorado slut who met him a couple times and he was like NOPE i cant

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He was also a profoundly shitty football player. I wonder if his virginity caused that somehow

>>36381777
facebook was a mistake.

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>>36381777
>be unjudgemental as possible
ie allow sluts to be sluts

>stop the slut shaming, or any shaming in general
You know, except virgin shaming, or male shaming at all.

>dont comment on something that doesnt personally effect you
>its not any other person's place to worry about what another person does
Yeah that guy over there just murdered 20 people, but he doesnt directly affect me so ill ignore it xddd

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>>36382069
Continuing.

Women literally CANNOT stop being manipulative.
White knight betas cant stop being manipulated either.

>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>>/b/
there are boards for this normie shit

>>36381793
balding is the most robot thing there is sorry friendo

>>36381769
>it's a white guy

you'll be fine

The one and only time I asked a girl out I was rejected and then talked about behind my back. This being the only time I had really experienced rejection, It fucked with me pretty bad. Years later and whatever self confidence I once had is gone. It's gotten to the point where I can't go anywhere without getting anxious or embarrassed for no reason. I know I've gone off on a bit of a tangent, but I just wanted to show just how bad not accepting rejection can be.

Just bust a nut and forget about it

I've asked out two legitimately diagnosed autistic boys and they both rejected me.
I thought that I had found someone I could actually relate to but no of course not.

>>36381727
How did it happen? Are you ugly or an autismo?