Your resume says you're a people person but you seem cold, are you lying?
>>36606736
The way I see it you have two options. You either give me this fucking job or else *teleports behind you*
I guess you're not a person then.
I only seem cold because I haven't exactly warmed up to you.
Is this a test?
Have you ever thought about what a weird thing life is just in general?
I know that this is a very '12 year old smoking weed for the first time' thought, but this whole life as a human thing is just really odd.
You're born. Later you acquire self awareness. You know you're going to die, and yet still you can't stop worrying about all the petty things that could happen to this 'you' that's totally doomed anyway. I mean really, the Very Worst Thing Of All is also the most inevitable thing; you KNOW it's coming, but somehow you're compelled to act like your tiny little fading life is insanely important, and you need to fill it with huge amounts of money, and status, and approval, and attractive members of the opposite sex. You may even get into your head that you could acquire a bit of 'power' (but look up at the sun, it's trillions of times more powerful than you are and it's not even fucking alive, it's just a bunch of gas! Not even self aware!)
So what do you do with your time when it's so utterly futile?
There's one thing that seems sort of clear to me: it's probably worthwhile to actually behave morally. But the actual moral imperative in real life is a little different than what's taught. They try to teach kids that immoral conduct is some horrifying thing that leaves you with an awful eternal taint. That's not really true; it's the same immortality fallacy that gets people chasing wealth and fame, only a stick version instead of a carrot. The real reason to be decent to other people is... Well, there's no reason not to. Once you figure out that money, fame, hot chicks etc don't actually make you an immortal God, there's not really a whole lot left to life except trying to get along with other humans. It almost seems like being generous to a nearly self-sacrificing degree is the ideal; I mean, you've got this horrifying death coming to you and you can't do anything about it, what else is there to do but try to make it all a little more bearable for all the other terrified people running around?
But it's all insanely difficult to internalize and you fall back into futile self-deification again and again.
>>36606720
You expect me to READ a post? Reading is for the sober.
>>36606720
huh? what? just read about absurdist philosophy faggot
What time do you go to bed, anon?
>>36606572
I'm in bed by 10 but don't usually fall asleep until 11 or 12, even with OTC sleeping pills.
5 in the morning nigga what's it to ya?
i went to bed 3am yesterday and woke up at like 8am. i dont know what happened but i wasn't tired at all.
>jobs prefer experience
>roasties prefer experience
chicken and the egg
how the fuck do you thrive in this world if you arent chad
>>36606562
They are asking you to lie to them.
In both situations, you were supposed to get them when you were young
>>36606562
5 years working fast food in his/college, several failed long term relationships
>Why do you want to work at *shitty entry level job*?
I don't, but I need the money.
>>36606519
>after careful consideration we regret to advise that you have been unsuccessful in this instance.
I'm sorry anon but we're looking for an entry level employee with 100 years experience with a PhD who willing to work for free
I have a reoccurring dream involving this man in the picture.
>Be in a bubble bath with John
>He is positioned to where he his sitting on my left thigh, his body is turned towards mine.
>He is telling me his concerns about his show, specifically about his loss of income.
>I remind him that it will get better for him as he is a hard worker.
>We discuss other topics as well such as new fast food items.
>He becomes passionate about an upcoming burger from Wendy's.
>He stops mid sentence and begins urinating on my right thigh and stomach.
>I don't stop him as he has to concentrate on his flow.
>He picks up right where he stopped off and I begin rinse the shampoo out of his hair.
>I start to comb his hair back to where his part is on the opposite side of his head where he normally does.
>This makes him furrow his brow, you could tell he didn't like it.
>I start referring to him as "Lecturer", and it puts a smile on his face, and allows me to continue combing his hair.
>He begins doze off as he is very relaxed.
>He slips off my thigh and his penis brushes up against mine.
>He gets startled and notices his penis and my penis are not erect, but the blood was flowing rapidly.
>His eyes drearily gaze into mine and we both start to close in on each other's lips.
This is the point where I always wake up. Does anyone else have this fantasy?
>>36606414
I wana be friends with him. he lokos like we can go on many road trips! across the great american landscape! we can go on a hike through the great rocky barrrens! aha what a joy to be had.
I've had sex dreams about internet "celebrities" beforeJontron and some r9k tripfags, but not TRoTW. He seems way too innocent and pure for those kinds of shenanigans.
>>36606490
He seems like the best dude for it! He'd know all the best fast food joints to eat at.
So I was talking to my sister today, and I realized I can't pronounce "horror" and "whore" differently. Saying "horror" just sounds like I'm emphasizing "whore" by saying "who-re".
>>36606401
The solution is probably to be even more neurotically self-conscious.
>>36606401
I notice that my pronunciation of the word is only slightly different, but nobody else seems to notice.
I guess cause it's hard to get the second r sound to not blend with the first.
>>36606401
Another prime example of why British English is more civilised.
>tfw I just managed to stick the tip of my dick in my own ass
Guys I did it. I finally lost my virginity. Hopefully the normie life is better than this painful place. Normally I hate these kind of threads but I just wanted to share my story. You can still make it brahs see you on the other side
you fucking cheater. that's cheating. this isn't fair.
You've made it anon. Might as well change your name to Chad
>>36606363
guess you're a normie now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiMBzpZF1nE
Hey r9k
Why not just start lifting weights? seems like it would solve a lot of problems for you guys.
just sign up for a month at the gym, get a simple routine, and start going
unless you're too fat to walk, you are capable of lifting a barbell over your head
don't do it for women
don't do it to ease the loneliness
do it for yourself
> "hi, can i get a month membership please?"
That is all it would take.
if you see this thread you MUST post an excuse for why you aren't physically fit.
>>36606356
Because
HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME
AND DICK SIZE
always beats tryhards attempting to mask their inherent inferiority with muscle.
If you're past adolescence, you either have it or you don't. Nothing can make a framelet or dicklet or manlet look good.
>>36606356
I've been doing this for twenty months and I'm still a lonely faggot.
>>36606356
>do it for yourself
I don't understand this. Unless I'm getting some sort of reward out of something, it feels pointless. I went to the gym for a few months and didn't make any gains or become able to lift any more. It didn't make me feel confident, it didn't improve my mood, and of course nobody mentioned anything about it.
Would you fuck Nyanners?
>>36606355
Nyanners is my 10/10.
Doubt her personality is the same though but thats not an impediment.
>>36606355
Would fuck in the pooper then post it on tumblr to shat in her cred.
>>36606355
I only like 2D girls, sorry, OP
What motivates you to even get out of bed in the morning robots?
>>36606341
nothing. I slept for 12 hours today. Sometimes i have to get up to piss though
I have to stay alive and happy so the people around me don't end themselves
Coffee, large with creamer. Maybe a bagel or something. That's how I get up. For an hour or two, then maybe I go back to bed. I'm an old guy who doesn't have to work. Using really do much, if it wasn't for my family I might end it. Also thinking of leaving gf and getting younger women. But talking to her also gets me out of bed.
Does anyone here have autism? Who has autism, how do you feel, what are the symptoms?
I think I have autism.
I have a serious problem in expressing myself orally and in socializing, even at home. The entire childhood and adolescence was in the classroom without speaking, had friends, but I was always close to them without speaking, talking only what was necessary.
Then you were just quite and shy.
Autismn is a new catch all "disease" they can charge you for.
>>36606285
I always had a suspicion that I had autism...
You see, when I was a kid whenever I got excited I used to flap my arms like a chicken. I also had a lot of mood swings and have always been socially inept.
I also found out that during preschool, my teacher had a whole file of me that my behavior was recorded in, but then again I'm pretty sure every kid had that in preschool.
I still have yet to bring it up to my parents though.
>>36606416
Lots of kids did stupid shit like that it's called being a kid.
More likely you're NVLD (especially if you were /smart/ as a child and then realized your absolute shittyness a bit later in life)
>get drunk
>everything is more fun
>know this cannot be a permanent solution
>>36606197
Its not, but it sure is fun.
>>36606235
It's only fun while you're under the effect, it's terrible afterwards
>>36606260
I know this and I'm still going to drink more
HOW can chestlets even compete against real women ?!
>>36606183
When I see a busty girl I just want to talk to her. I hate talking to people. When I see a chestlet I feel nothing
>>36606183
Do women like when you suck on their nipples?
t. virgin
>>36606183
cross eyed boobies
>get bullied at school
>adults say the bullying stops once you're out of school and people grow up
>leave school
>get a job
>the bullying fucking continues
FUCKING LIARS AND BULLIES DEATH TO ALL NORMIES
>>36606088
how so? should have known that wasn't original
>>36606088
i will validate what you are saying because so many people deny this. usually as people age, bullying will become more subtle and turn into vicious gossip, whispering and shared eye rolls behind your back rather than taunting and outright nastiness but it definitely sticks around. i don't know why people don't like to admit it but it's very common. people like to bond by forming ingroups and if you're not one of them, people will give themselves permission to ridicule you, even if it's in a more "adult" way.
>>36606088
friendly reminder that people get bullied for a reason!
No one is forcing you to be a confrontational prick!
Or a passive-agressive faggot!
Or a whiny cunt!