>tfw try a debate with my mother
>she devolves into 5 year old tactics and anecdote
>cutting me off mid sentence
>she keeps claiming I need I'm too black and white and that she's some special "grey"
I hate to sound like a teenager but fuck me, this shit pisses me off. I've never really had someone to have a proper discussion with. No one really cared to listen to me in highschool and no one even knew me in collage.
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>>35444722
>collage
Underage atheist
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just accept that you cant talk about certain with your mom and argue with random people over the internet instead
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>>35445188
certain things*
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Sup virgins,
How does it feel to know that I've had sex with over 100 women?
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>>35444700
I'll say the same thing that I would say to some slut who fucked 100 dudes: that's pretty disgusting, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Nobody worth a damn could ever possibly love you.
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>>35444700
I won't believe you, especially with that faggy OP picture you put up
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You're a low value mate and won't be able to properly bond with your life partner.
This could be you if you really applied you'reself
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>>35444697
This could be mine if i had 50 bucks everything has a price
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>>35444697
I feel like that would hurt.
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>pancake flat hank hill ass
barf
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How many spiders do humans eat while sleeping in their lifetime?
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about as many as you eat dicks on a daily basis
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0original original original oregano comento
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>>35444639
What do you think spiders taste like?
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Why are women today so fucking entitled?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE8UHCDVYB8
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They were lied to.
You cannot have everything.
If you want a career AND a husband by the time you've got your career going you'll be 30 and all the man you like will prefer to date 25 year olds.
Also they're not entitled, that's just basic female psychology.
Women fuck sideways and up in terms of status.
Men fuck sideways and down in terms of looks.
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>>35444270
tfw all these (((educated))) women will die childless
Feels goodman
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>tfw black but not living in the US
Aye, feels good senpaitachi
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>being black
Forgot this is a liberal board
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>>35444114
Nah we have all kinds of crazy in this board
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>>35444114
yep time to go back to your nazi board,
make sure to cut your hair so it looks like a pelicans wing after an oil spill, faggot
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Many people here seem to think that words are what matters when it comes to dating.
And that even above biological factors, you can create a sexual attraction simply by using the right string of words.
So let's imagine this the other way
What would Agather here have to say to you to make you so sexually attracted to her you're begging her for sex?
>inb4 I have a dick
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>>35443883
roll off a high building and go splat into the bowling pins below if she bounces back up i'll fuck her if she just makes a big splat and dies on impact i want 20 USD from everyone watching.
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>>35443916
If she hits a strike everyone has to fuck her
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all she would have to say to me is "I have no std's and you can sniff my feet while you attempt to pound through my fat"
and that's it.
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Does anyone else get vagina envy?
I don't think I want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms
I don't even hate females. I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs instead my pink/bright red dick
I get jealous and depressed every time I see a woman because of this. If I ever did get a gf I'd always feel inadequate and like I'm missing out on one of life's great joys. I'd kill to be able to enjoy orgasming like a female, even once. Yet they get do it any time they want for as long as they want, usually multiple times in a row.
No doubt that misogyny is rooted is men's jealousy of women and their superior sexual pleasure.
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get off this board it's making you sick
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no i like my ability to switch between penile and prostate orgasms very much.
Men are much more sexually versatile then women, who are pretty much stuck being submissive do to having a vagina. We can be naturally dominant (penis) and naturally submissive (prostate). Men can also experience the same amount of pleasure that they do thanks to prostate orgasms, so we aren't missing anything in that area either.
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no i dont have vagina envy desu
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post your photos, drawings, paintings, etc
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>>35443674
nmb vbbc cv
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>>35443674
If I wanted to start learning how to draw right this second- how should I go about it? Given I have 0 natural talent and will have to rely on techniques to learn.
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>>35444115
im not sure i just started to draw from life. measuring proportions with the pencil
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>tfw you metabolize all the remaining alcohol on hand
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>>35443362
Feels bad man. Especially if you're conscious at the time.
It has to happen at some point.
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>>35443362
>you keep trying to drink the pain away but you just keep pissing it out
fuck you metabolism. I'm still fat yet I can process liquor like a fucking distillery.
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>be me wagecuck
>pretty much poorfag too but I can manage on my own
>mum has birthday
>there is an old book she loved as a kid and she read it more than 100 times
>it was thrown out last year because there was a fire above my parents house (they are living in a flat) and everything got wet
>found that book in a second hand bookshop
>the exact same version
>it was fucking expensive but I saved enough money to buy it (it was very hard to do it)
>birthday comes today
>I am very excited about her reaction
>everybody is there, my chad brother and her stacy gf, and every single normie from my family
>Chad and Stacy - they are both doctors, everybody loves them and talking to them, I am like a ghost there
>after several presents there are only mine and Chads
>mom wants to open mine but my fucking chad brother interrupts
>"it must be a book, open my present first"
>she puts down mine on the piano, and opens Chads
>Chad bought her a ticket to a fucking ass expensive opera concert where she always wanted to go
>mom starts to cry for 10 minutes
>everybody is like "ooooow Chad you are the best son ever"
>mom forgets my present on the piano, when she comes to senses, she starts to speak with other guests like normies do in parties like that
>It hurt so much I almost cried, I lied to her that I am so sorry that I need to go to work because of an emergency meeting
>I bet she sensed it that I am lying and she is thinking I ran home to play video games
now I am at home...fucking Chads, fucking normies, what is the point of living anymore
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>wagecuck
didn't even read the rest lmao
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>>35443205
at least I can manage on my own and don't have to pretend I am retarded
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Chris Benoit your family anon, they sound like pieces of shit
Why are rich third worlders the happiest people on Earth?
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>>35443123
Its been known that 3rd worlders have lower suicide rates than 1st worlders so it appears that they would be happier in general. I am homeless right now and I am seeing a difference between homeless who use to be big shots and homeless who were always poor. Only reasons I can think is religion, looking forward to something better, and everyone else is shit around them.
>religion
Suicide is a sin in Jesus religions, which is widely practiced in most countries. I also remember reading somewhere that religious people tend to be more happy and content with their lives. I don't know how true it is, though.
>looking forward to something better
Most poor 1st worlders live a lavish life style compared to most 3rd worlders. When a 1st worlder loses a job, their house, or wife/husband, they think their life is over so they commit suicide. When a 3rd worlder loses any of that shit they just end up back at square one all over again.
>everyone is shit around them
They have no one to compare themselves to. We compare ourselves to the chads or stacies we see all day. 3rd worlders don't really have that problem. They don't ask themselves, "Why I am not like that guy?" Instead, they look around their friends and family and tell themselves, "I want to be better than that!"
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if you look up shit you ignorant fuck 3rd world people are happier with less money, won't go into why, go look it up yourself
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>>35443657
Pretty much this, its a state of mind. Most people are too fucking retarded to see it, even if they are wealthy/succesful they will suffer eventually from their own hubris. Ive lived lavishly as a kid growing up, then I became poor as fuck and homeless and now im trying to be a normie. You realise that happiness and being content comes from within and that ridiculous expectations & constant comparisons will kill you.
You will always find someone better than you in some regard if you keep looking for it. But those people you look at with jealousy are fighting their own internal battles themselves, so always be humble and teat others with respect (unless they disrespect you of course).
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>tfw you will never have a perfect Korean gf
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>>35442789
You mean perfect after dozens of facial plastic surgeries?
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I will never have any gf
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You mean Anorexic looking gf with a monkey face?
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Which could you last longer by giving up:
Brushing your teeth, or fapping?
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fapping
I literally never do it
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>>35440991
Fapping. Is this a trick question?
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>>35440991
Masturbation. I do it strictly out of habit these days. Stopping wouldn't be a thing.
What the fuck were you thinking with this thread?
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>mother is saying I look "too still"
>she is saying that it is freaking people out
>she's telling me to take up a "tick"
>she is very enthusiastic about biting on nails
>also recommends tugging on my right earlobe every few minutes
>every day she is saying "have you started biting your nails anon"
>just told me that it didn't look like I was trying and that she is disappointed in me
>really needs me to get a job because we are poor and father is out of the picture
>tells me nobody will hire me if I seem like a creep
What can I do to get this bitch to leave me alone.
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>>35464013
I once worked on a project as young man where the woman in charge told one of the lesser supervisors to keep an eye on me because I looked asleep at a meeting. I was wide awake.
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Oh and please help out your mother, Be a decent son.
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Oh and stop identifying with that frog deity. It's not healthy.