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do you have any sympathy for american women?
think hard and don't just post the first thing that comes to your head
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>>34847773
I'd give her a cuddle.
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>social life
never had one, and everyong goes quite well.
>barely passing
most likely she got into the meat of the course and get fucked in the ass because she can't party all day and night and cram it all before the exam.
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>sympathy for woman that has nudes on the internet
lol
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>impregnated my landlord
Guys I'm freaking out right now.
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>>34847721
Well, is your landlord attractive at least? We need more information.
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>>34847734
She's a chubby 39 year old.
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>>34847734
Why do you give a shit about a random nigger on the internet?
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Anyone wanna share your feels? 2017-02-13 08:54:45 Post No.34847413
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Anyone wanna share your feels?
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>confessed to my oneitis about four months ago
>"i really like you but as a friend :-)"
>decide not to speak to her at all because nothing good can come off that
>nothing aggressive, i just asked her nicely and she was kind of surprised
>still see her everyday
>we still trade glances
>still love her the same, maybe even more
>a part of me thinks there's still a chance
help me bros
how do i make her talk to me again?
or even better, how do i stop giving a shit about her?
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Start hating her for not loving you back.
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Just be friends with her anon, you have to raise your social proof before attempting again though. Just be the best person you can be. Show her you're successful but don't be clingy. By the time she's 30 and ready for kids she will be sure to be in your grasps. Good luck!
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I lost my oneites after I fucked up bigtime. Just be happy you dont know the pleasure of really being together. Try to open yourself to the idea that your oneitis may be walking around still
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>I take a 30 minute bus ride to the foreign part of town where hair dressers don't speak good English and wont start conversation
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If I leave my work even 5 minutes early I go really fast to the exit so that my boss won't notice me, like I'm 14yo or something
I set up alarms with ringtone-like music every ~hour because I feel way too stressed sitting in the office (I have social phobia) so I go to the toilet pretending I talk on the phone to sit there for some 15 minutes and browse 4chan or whatevs.
I only talk english at home when nobody else is here (I'm non-native ofc) because I'm embarrassed before my brother and parents.
Whenever there is somebody in the lift with me I pretend I'm doing something on the phone but in reality I go to Settings and scroll it back and forth
I wear headphones in public transport or taxi but I listen the music so low that I always hear how people go insane (like talk to themselves and such)
I might legitimately have some soft-autism or something, I dunno. I was only diagnosed with social phobia some 8 years ago or so and I never visit psychologists or psychotherapists.
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I stop going to convenience stores when the clerk starts to recognize me and starts attempting to get more friendly.
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>>34847578
>I go to Settings and scroll it back and forth
this, it pisses me oof when someone is watching my phone, it's settings else i put some embarassing shit on the screen
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Trips decides what I fap to on Valentines Day
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a slideshow of rare pepes
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me
origami
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This qtp2t griI
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Post your latest aquired fetish ITT:
>Japanese POV Pegging and Handjob videos
pic related
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>MD/LG
Super rare type.
Fucking diamonds.
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Maybe make it my second to latest.
There are kids on this board.
>Latest member to the /ss/ devision
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>>34846783
Where can I find pr0n of this?
>>34846874
>/ss/
What?
Also post latest famalamadingdong
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In America, cashiers are expected to stand for 8-10 hours a day and work over 40 hours a week. Cashiers aren't allowed to sit or have breaks longer than 10 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xREb5exvPho
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OK? Sitting is unhealthy.
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>>34846554
My previous job at 7-eleven had me working 51 hours, 6 days a week. I asked for less hours multiple times but never got them. Also only had 15 minutes breaktime for every 8.5 hr day. My free day I ended up sleeping through because I was so exhausted from the week. It was a nightmare.
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>>34846621
This.
I could never have a job that involved sitting down the whole time, it would simply be intolerable and I'd probably develop health problems.
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>Have an average sized cock (6,5 inches)
>Can only cum one time per day
Is it enough to satisfy a woman?
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>>34846548
>Can only cum one time per day
How can this happen. please explain?
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>>34846601
This. Mine's 5 inches and I beat it 3 times daily. Something's wrong with you OP
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>>34846548
I have that too, I can force an orgasm after like a whole day but even at them my balls hurt like a bitch all the way through and I cum a few drops at most.
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42 here, regular robot
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>tfw only scored 1 on Social
JUST
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>>34846450
I got 44 scrubs
Mfw Literal autist
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>>34846450
75
>maybe there's hope for me yet
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>hanging out with my crush at the mall
>waifu/10
>buy her a new dress that's tight as hell
>she looks like a dime rocking a new, very short hair cut
>strange guy walks up to us and says hi
>they start talking really weird to each other immediately
>he starts teasing her about her hair cut
>she told him she just got it
>he says she looks like a boy
>she tells him to shut up
>"No, seriously, if it wasn't for your dress, I would have thought the two of you were brothers"
>she punches him and tells him to shut up again
>but she's smiling. and laughing
>he insults her and she fucking smiles?
>wtf? no seriously, wtf???????
>he pulls her into a forced hug
>she turns and faces me, back towards him
>he wrapped his arms around her waist and then kisses her neck
>he's looking right into my eyes
>she turns her head and looks at him
>he kiss her on the lips
>she starts kissing him back
>she gives him her tongue and they start making out
>I'm literally staring at my crush making out with a guy she literally just met
>I could touch both of them, it's literally happening right in front of my face
>he grabs her hand and pulls her to walk away from me
>towards the men's bathroom
>I eventually realize what he's trying to do and I start objecting
>she turns and puts her hand on my chest
>"it's cool anon, don't worry. I really do like this guy"
>he goes into the men's bathroom
>she gives me her stuff and then follows him in
>the door shuts and I'm just standing there, staring at the men's bathroom sign
>in complete disbelief at what I just witnessed
>she has a boyfriend, they've been together for 3 years
>her current boyfriend took her virginity
>her boyfriend is the reason I've never made a move
>because hitting on a girl who has a boyfriend is a douche-bag move
>they don't like it, r-right?
>they've been in the mall bathroom for more than 20 minutes
>now I'm sitting here holding her purse, trying to ignore the sounds that are making my dick hard and failing miserably.
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So this is weird on multiple ways on your part.
I have high, high doubts that you didn't fabricate this for your own perverse pleasure, but if you didn't... Then yeah that's really fucked up, sever all ties, be glad you dodged a super-crazy.
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>>34846422
>So this is weird on multiple ways on your part.
How so?
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The very concept of someone wasting at least 3 minutes of their time to write this stale bait makes me wonder about the direction humanity is taking.
what happens when you just want to date a robot but only attract chads? I miss my robot ex but he doesn't miss me. why do I have to settle for chad? why why why?
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>>34846361
You can either
>A: Stop baiting
or
>B: Post location and get a new robot bf
And next time give the robot bf enough attention so he doesn't think you don't like him.
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>>34846399
I'm in ny, anon.
he got plenty of attention.
it was just unrequited
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>>34846361
fug of you baiting nigger or tiddy timestamp
>be edgy depressed teenager
>cut wrists and thighs all the time
>3 years later and the scars are still there
I was an idiot and I wish these scars would go away. It's not nearly as bad as pic related but it's still visible and bothers me.
Is there anyone else in the same situation?
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i have scars on my arms and thighs but i dont really care. also have scars on my face and everywhere else tho
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>>34846047
Just say you volunteered at a big cat sanctuary.
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Me. My scars are on the outside on my forearms, but it's still obvious where they come from.
I even asked a dermatologist, she said you can't remove them because they are inside the skin rather than on top of it.
I always feel like people know and judge me for it.
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If you have so many problems attracting women, why not just become a funny person? Girls love when men can mak them laugh.
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>>34846022
If I can make a girl laugh then am I basically guaranteed sex? How should one go about converting laughter into genital-to-genital contact?
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>>34846022
oh yeah dude, carrot top and gallagher got mad pussy
I hadnt thought of that
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>>34846022
I am funny. Girls don't care about funny guys, they just want to use me for my humour and don't want an actual relationship.
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What kind of tobacco does /r9k/ smoke?
I really like parliament lights and camel filterless
>pic related
>this thread will trigger health obsessed normies screaming muh cancer
Yes
It is widely understood that smoking is bad for you
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>>34845983
Marlboro NXT's here
Occasionally want a menthol but not a whole pack of menthols, so its the perfect solution
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Ruba Gold's here.
Nothin' better.
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I buy amber leaf and only smoke it when combined with cannabis because im a britfag and thats how we smoke weed.
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What do you robots think about going out to eat?/Family gatherings 2017-02-13 07:37:19 Post No.34845829
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What do you robots think about going out to eat?/Family gatherings
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>Why don't you visit us anon?
>Why don't you speak anon?
>Why don't you come out to dinner with us anon?
>Tfw whenever you go out you get cut off or hushed
>Tfw no family member to talk to
>Tfw only thing they talk about is weather I have a job or not
>Tfw get made fun of for not going into restaurants because anxiety and can't watch people eat
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Yeah i'm not going to hang around people just to get ignored and talked over, or treated like a child. I end up forced into these things all the time but avoid it as much as possible. Nobody actually wants to talk to me. I lose regardless of what I do.
>anon came but he was quite and weird the whole time
>why does anon avoid us so much? does he hate us?
There's no winning the game. I can't wait until I can fake my own death and get out of all this shit
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>>34845829
I hated being forced to go to family reunions, none of my cousins were ever forced to go so there were never any kids my age there.
>spend the whole fucking day by my grandmas side
>everyone else speaking spanish
>want to go home already
>no tendies
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>>34845829
Now whenever I am forced to go to one of these things, I always say fuck it and look disheveled and say nothing unless asked a direct question and then I give the bare minimum response required to be polite. I get bothered less now.