who else /lostboy/ here?
it's such a long way down man
SPREAD EAGLE ACROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE ACROSS THE BLOCK
IM PUSHING DOWN ON THE PILLOW TILL I CANT HEAR YOU BREATHIN
FOR NO REASON
Just ate a whole Deep! Deep Dish Stuffed Crust pizza, bros...
Not sure if I'm gonna make it.
>>35268240
You'll be fine as long as you only do this on Fat Fridays.
>>35268240
I just went to McDonald's for the second day in a row. I'm by no means a proper fatbot yet, but I'm on my way. I'm too depressed to care about my health, and food is the only thing that makes me feel good for a little while.
>mfw the kid who bullied me in middle school lost his girlfriend and his now a junkie
you cannot defeat me, mortal
it's over, YOU lost
>>35268207
I love it when normies get what they deserve. Fuck that faggot, I hope the restbog his life is miserable
But you're still here, and most likely a faggot since you allowed yourself to be bullied in the first place, meanwhile he's just going through his "drug experimentation" phase.
He still beat you, lmao.
>keeping track of the life of a guy from middle school and then posting it on /r9k/
vs
>the guy who doesnt even remember you
hmm
>been on nofap for a week
>feel as depressed as usual
>really want to jerk off
Is it just a shitty meme? Am I wasting my time?
Yes. You're an idiot for falling for it.
Fapping is not the culprit to why you're a loser or why girls aren't attracted to you.
>>35268195
Nothing will change by just not masturbating you fuck. If you want to change, you have to take some action not just stop masturbating and hope it's all gonna be good now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8FYYCI8MW8
fuck my fuckin life
>a pop music video is representative of real life
>>35268190
>HURHURHURHRUHUR REAL LIFE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SUMMARIZE SUCCINCTLY IN 3 MINUTES
Fuck off
>>35268173
>ywn drive your gf around listening to future funk
Hold me robots ;_;
Trips gets an Angeloid sometime this year
>>35268171
huehue op I am a trip gib me angels
>>35268171
I've been watching this series recently.
I like the fanservice, but the main story seems kind of dumb and the humor relies on the perverse main character getting violently punished over and over again.
>>35268171
well, good
I can't stop cringing
Lately I keep thinking about cringy moments of my past; I've always done this but it's gotten a lot worse
When I cringe I also make random spasms to make the memory go away and now I'm starting to involuntarily do them in public
h-help?
>>35268152
sounds like obsessive compulsive disorder.
Have you considered seeing a doctor?
>>35268152
Same dood
>>35268152
i do this too. enjoy the ride
Daily reminder that there roasties on this board who laughs about us.
you can stop shilling yourself here whore
>look like a fat pig
>moan on twitter while crying into a bowl of icecream
it's not surprising, i wouldn't fuck her if you paid me
>get reminded people born in 1997 are now 20
Why are you doing this to me?
How the fuck do I pay for school?
>>35268110
Go into crippling debt. If you won't make far more money in the long run, you picked the wrong course.
be a genius for a full ride
or pay it back for 30 years after the fact like a good little slave
Get a job, like the rest of us.
what kind of pizza should i order?
>>35268093
Ham and pineapple, maybe some anchovies tooFuck you I like it
>>35268093
Hawaiian is the only answer.
>>35268093
a cock pizza cause u a faggot
This is how I would greet Cara Delevingne :
I'd swing the door open, give her a roll of toilet paper, and tell her :
"Go take a shit and wash you ass"
>>35268079
catch
http://imgur.com/PBAdfgz
Slide it in Cara
I would rape her for being against Trump
Have any bobs to shares?
>this guy can get a gf who tolerates his autism
>I can't
>>35268033
fupa motherload https://youtu.be/Z8-P33Kizdc
Hey faggots, my friend's at a competition thing and they have a huge electronic board up that displays tweets with a certain hashtag.
The hashtag is: #vadeca
Tweet whatever you want, he's gonna take pics and I'll deliver when he gets back on Sunday cause the service is trash there.
Do you think we're retarded? You just want your meme company trending.
>>35267993
just make a new twitter account and post some fucked up shit you dumbass
>The hashtag is: #vadeca
u sure m8? it says #codeca in the pic
>can't play online games with friends because you own a mac and they all have PCs
Install Gentoo you fucking faggot
>>35267962
You still have a PC, it just runs the Mac OSX operating system.
>every instinct in your body is telling you to live
>all the while causing your depression at the same time
If you are male, be more alpha, hit the gym, build up muscle, it will raise your self esteem. Higher self esteem means more success at workplace, higher earnings. More confidence in relationships.
If you are a female, I have no clue, sorry.
Either way, dont be afraid to seek help, even medical, if a pill is what you need then take it, try to get better and then get off it.
>>35268075
Gym is for weak insecure pussies.
They're compensating.
OP read this
orraginal