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How's your health, /r9k/? Your body is a temple. Are you defiling your temple? Food is fuel. Are you running on sugar and carbs? Think about how much trouble you're going to have with your body as you get older. The older you get and the longer you procrastinate getting in shape the more difficult it is going to become and only more disheartening since you have a longer journey but you really only have yourself to blame. Literally you and only you.

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To not make this a huge blog post.
Green text incomming.

>Go to strip club.
>Embrace the degeneracy
>This 6.5 stripper.
>Meh face.
>Small and saggy tits comes up to me.
>Nipples are nice though.
>She rubs my dick with her hands.
>Tells me she'll suck my dick for $300
>Honestly don't have that much to spend.
>Don't have that at all really.
>She persisted and said the offer is still on the table.

Was I smart to turn her down or did I just keep myself full robot?.
If you had the money what would you have done?
And incase we didn't need another women hate and experience with whores.
Commence discussion.

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Last one was very successful so let's go again!

Roll for the amount of pushups you have to do

If you can't do them all at once, split into manageable sets.

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>tfw you wrestle your mom
>tfw you know she can feel your hard on against her leg
>tdw when she still doesn't stop playing

I miss being young

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Earth is hell. I can no longer find enjoyment in anything why is it the rest of the world has not come to this conclusion that life is not worth living. The struggles humanity faces are all created by humans. Everything is a fabrication that humans just seem to go along with would it not be better it just give it all up. Isn't anyone else tired of this game. Why do humans persist?

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Why hasn't a girl asked me out yet? I fucking hate how women would rather go out with cheaters and people that hit them over me.

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What does a womans body feel like?

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>ate over 20 of these in the last 15 minutes

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>>37791802
That Google Doodle gif about the cactus dad and son shaving made me die inside me a little bit.

But then again Google didn't had bad intentions on this, they may be going full SJW but I don't think they want to kill people making them kill themselves.

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Hi fellow NEETs, while not technically a true NEET(I make about as much as a low-level wagie off investments and passive businesses), I still have the free time you do, and such know the danger of what possessing such free time can lead to.

Freedom is amazing, but abusing said freedoms leads down the path many of you find yourself down(albeit plenty of you are in denial about your depression etc).

1. I recommend keeping a basic sleep schedule, bed at 12pm-1am, rising at 8-9am. Keeping track of time and knowing what day it is does a lot of good.

2. Hygeine, a lot of NEETs suffer from body-image issues on here, it's important to shower and brush your teeth every morning after breakfast. Stepping out of the shower feels great.

3. Working out/cutting down on the junk. Now I don't mean join the gym or anything, just do SOMETHING to stay active throughout the day like pushups/situps and going for a stroll, in time you'll see yourself moving away from hungry skellington/obese and getting in better shape. Eat 3 solid meals a day(breakfast/lunch/dinner), try to keep sodium and sugar low and stay hydrated, and you'll eventually feel the brain fog that curses you begin to rise.

4. Suffer. One flaw with the human brain is how quickly we adapt, we take our blessings for granted and eventually normalize them, things like clean clothes, access to food etc. This happens in NEETs often, as they lose sight of the freedom they have and recognize it as a curse, to truly enjoy having, one must know what it is to NOT have. I recommend studying something challenging for 1 hour every day, really disclipline yourself and make yourself count your blessings.

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>brainlets will still defend it

Having an abortion doesn't make you not a mother. It makes you the mother of a dead baby.

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I am an average guy who likes cute twinks and fembois
Should I go to gym and get big or become a twink myself, what are they attracted to?

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How do I work through my abuse in my new relationship?

I had a very abusive relationship in the past that ruined my view of how to treat a partner and how to conduct myself in a relationship
I'm not sure how to work past what my brain is telling me to do and do what I should/want to do

My major problem is I sexualize everything.
I am starting to see this guy and things are getting romantic
I really like him, but at the same time I am constantly fighting myself and what my brain wants me to do

When we spend time together, he is super sweet and romantic. All he wants to do is make me smile and be sweet.

I physically don't know how to handle someone being nice to me. When he's not around, I get anxiety attacks and cry because of how nice he is to me.
I constantly feel like I need to repay him with sexual favors and literally repay him by buying him things. I literally can't look him in the face.
All I think about is how he will leave me if I don't start sucking his dick, or when we are in the car, how I won't get a ride home unless I let him fuck me in the back seat.

It sounds silly, but it hurts.
I want to be normal and enjoy all these things.

Any advice or resources someone could share with me to help me cope and work through my problem?

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>21
>already balding
>all the males on my dad's side bald by 25

Fuck this life. Anyone else with shitty hair genetics?

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Are hijabis waifu-tier a lot of them are KHV