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>>36570608
When they both get tired of orgasming you moron.

>>36570833
how does one know that the other had one?

>>36570895
Women tend to be fairly vocal when they orgasm.

And it's not like people don't talk while they have sex.

Bump
Helppls
Oregano

>>36570538
First, you need to get a messaging app or program such as Skype, Discord or Kik. Once you've done this, you can start a thread here or on /soc/ asking for people's contact info. They usually hold Skype threads on /soc/, so you can share your own contact info instead.
Be sure to share at least a couple of interests with your partner, otherwise you'll run out of things to say and the chat will die.
If you don't want to start a thread here, you can choose to join a forum or the other site with an alien mascot. I'm not too familiar with befriending people on those websites, but I'm guessing you have to participate in the community first.

That being said, most internet people tend to be unbearable and circlejerky. You are not mising out much. Making friends online is a waste of time if you cannot meet them in person, because it's still wasting your time online. Making significant relationships in real life is the way to go: it's more fulfilling and you can actually do things together.
I wish it was as easy to befriend people irl as it is online.

>>36570538
You got steam or discord? I'll add you anon

>>36570923
Holy shit same

>>36570394
They are dolls that you fuck

>>36570394
They're unfulfilling rip-offs for desperate losers and you should be ashamed of yourself if you have one. Throw it out and get your shit together.
</red pill>

>>36570419
found the whymin

I thought so aswell untill someone remarked that I never say thanks or please.

>tfw you've always tried to say thanks or please.

>>36570353

>tfw try to be kind and generous but the world doesn't reward you for it

yeah I know I should do it for the sake of being good, but I'm just not feeling it

>>36570353
>>36570486
I wouldn't know, I'm always polite but honestly I'm a quite rotten person

hey you work? i think i know someone who also works, maybe i can set you guys up to work together, would be nice. his name is devin, go ask him at work if he wants to work together, he's a nice guy.

funny that i know two people who work, small world

>>36570477
>>36570477
I have no steam.
No skype or discord.

Im just a guy.
Looking at a bot

Askin em to do something absurd by relative standards

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Its neither immensely fun or especially boring.

But I assure you it is at least different.

pretty fucked m8, why do procrastinate in the first place? robot depression?

>>36570318
a while ago when it was assigned i thought i had a lot of time then as it got closer i felt like i didn't have enough time so i just didn't do anything. now i have no time and i have to do so much shit or im going to fail all my classes and not graduate

apply for mitigating circumstances under the pretence that the emotional stress of your conduct violations has prevented you from working?

of course he deserved it.
what was the damage? I don't think he was choked long enough to die but I can dream.

He dies like an Oblivion character.

>>36570283
Im not ur bro faggot

This is the true path. I have a very dear friend that does not get this and they constantly put up with roastie bullshit. I hope he will eventually learn to be patient.

Problem is finding something fulfilling really.

What do I do if I don't have any passions/interests and wanting a gf is just the default placeholder for them?

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>>36570236
Stop LARPing, sweety

we're all passengers on the same cruise to hell, someone's gotta get a better spot than you and you can't really do anything about it.

>facist
>doesn't just go out there and take what he wants
>instead he cries in this shithole like a little girl
Who is the weak one really?

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>>36570188
you do it, i'm too lazy

>Go to pol
>Post Elsa Jean with no text

Guaranteed triggering

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>>36570188
>go to pol
>tell them the Jews are genuinely good people
Guaranteed 20+ replies

Starts beatin around the bush

>>36570116
I ban him

this is my favorite meme imo

It wasnt all about forced memes and politics. Everything was less spammy. Being called a fag or nigger was a loving term of endearment. It was more of an organized chaos and anons would come together and prank the world, because we were still a secret. Request threads were more frequent and anon would deliver, even it meant shaving eyebrows off

>>36570192
Wow I feel bad for missing those times. It sounds great.

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because we were happy-go-lucky teenagers without adequate parental supervision shitposting and playing pranks from 4chan

life only gets harder as you get older because you need to be more independent. the average 4channer was simply unable to deal with it

some become disgusting NEET slobs, some become bitter, hateful and twisted assholes who vote for trump for no other reason than "it will make the liberals mad" and some become panty-wearing trap freaks

why do you think the "25+" threads are so common? because 10 years ago when we all started coming to 4chan, we were still teenagers. the internet was not 90% in the normie domain. raids were done as elaborate pranks, not as vicious attacks

search your heart, you know it's true

Isn't that like the cheapest of all the next gens?

The switch is fucking gay. What are you,a kid? Only kids play nintendo.

>>36570044
judging from the broken cupboard
and shit chunks on the floor
and the over all level of filth
I'd say you probably stole the shit
you fucking dirty big lipped fat nigger.

>>36570041
but i already am
but im still a neckbeard inside so i`ll never leave my house

>>36570077
>but i already am
>but im still a neckbeard inside so i`ll never leave my house

You're not really a Nu-male then. You need to believe it.

You need to embrace feminism and loudly proclaim it.

theres nothing "nu" about not being a piggish jock
theres always been all sorts of guys

same with wymyn, although i hate them all for personal reasons, i wont tell them how they should be.

shakespeare, etc

>>36570035
if it's going to be the last thing you do in your entire life you should at least jump from an airplane so you get a view

>>36570073

If I jump from a plane I cannot control the surface and the manner I land in among other things. It isn't feasible.

>21 stories

Maybe at 4 stories your concerns about survival would be valid. 21 stories you're going to die if you jump no matter what you do. That being said, don't do it.