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I found my NorthFace hoodie 2017-05-08 11:15:13 Post No.36875625
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I found my NorthFace hoodie
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2017-05-08 11:15:13
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I lost it years ago, but my dad found it in storage.
It's gonna be chilly tomorrow and I wanted to know if it's okay to wear it. I remember it costing me a pretty penny.
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Who fucking cares just wear it faggot
Why are you so concerned about the opinions of others?
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Why not?
QGJ
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>>36875662
I have a coworker who dresses REALLY REALLY well and I'm so embarrassed to be around him because he just looks so much better than me (even though he's an obnoxious 5'5 fatass hispanic).
>be me
>end of 6th grade, final day of school before we're let out for summer vacation
>need to clean out my locker
>find a note someone left in it
>it was an anonymous love letter
>the letter wished me a good summer and that they hoped to see me again after the break
>on it was a hand drawn picture of a rose
>tfw didn't have any intrest in dating because i was a late bloomer
>tfw I lost the letter a long time ago and just remembered it recently
>tfw I will never meet my secret admier from middle school
>tfw she probably found someone else
>tfw i'm still a lonely loser khhv.
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into mary on last day of 7th grade
start dating sophee
get aim message from mary, I like you, wanna date?
I'm with sophee
tell her maybe later
she messages me later saying someone was on her account
mfw friend tells me he got same message
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8th grade we can buy and send valentine grams
I had sat on Catherine's lap and she said I had a boney butt
I wrote "i may have a bony butt, but I want to bone urs"
didn't send it cuz teacher was going to be reading them
told all my friends it was intercepted
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>have crush on girl in 6th grade
>sometimes she pretends to be a cat
>its wierd, but shes got boobs and hips in 6th grade so i overlook it
>turns out she has a crush on me
>"were about to graduate and split ways, lets not date"
>current year
>they follow me on instagram
>they're non binary and otherkin
>makes sherlock holmes graphics
Sometimes your 6th grade crush is not anyone you want to associate with
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It's been an honor and a pleasure serving with you boys but I've been discharged by my therapist for being in good mental health and sent back to my comfy office.
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>>36875590
so you lost your tendiebux?
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Fucking what you stupid double nigger
Pic related and I do mean it
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>>36876613
No u Don
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What does >>>/r9k/ think of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjLpVUnUTGU
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i unironically got a boner
please no van
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How many times do you think he's walked in on her naked and/or masturbating?
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Completely fucking jelly. Why did you make me watch that shit.
WE'RE ON A ROAD TO NO WHERE
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>McDonald's death squads
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>>36875498
>roads
They violate the NAP
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>The government is corrupt because corporations use their wealth to bribe people! It's horrible!
>Btw we need to get rid of the government and have corporations run everything.
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Why female virginity matters to men 2017-05-08 10:35:44 Post No.36875473
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Why female virginity matters to men
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2017-05-08 10:35:44
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Evolutionarily men want women to be preferably zero N count (is why when civilization was less degenerate, most women married young and were virgins who'd only had sex with their husband) because it meant the man could assuredly ascertain paternity. This need for female sexual purity in order to ascertain paternity is an inbuilt part of the male operating system and is impossible to change in most men. It's adapted to the extent that when a woman gives birth, a man instinctually scans the baby's face to see if it looks like him.
Now pragmatically and psychologically, once a woman has a man in her past she can't get over because he so thoroughly owned her in heart and mind, you're never a real person to her, she is fundamentally incapable of connecting with you on the level of depth she did with that guy. Even if you have a lot in common with her and get on really well, she will never sacrifice for you how she did for him. You never get all of her, because "all of her" just isn't there anymore, or she's incapable of trusting enough to give herself over so totally like she did for him. Maybe it's a mixture of both, I have no way of confirming my suspicions here, so I can't say.
Her "first alpha" was the one who "turned her" so to speak, so he will always be the most profound man in her life, you're never her #1. It's sad and fucking tragic, and it's a horrible situation to be in as "the next guy". You avoid all this by just being the first guy. Once a woman is damaged, it is generally speaking, quite permanent. She's not relationship material anymore. I take no joy in saying that, it just is what it is.
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>>36875473
Men who want deep, meaningful relationships will see this as a dealbreaker because they'll never be "the love of her life", or her "main alpha" or whatever the fuck you want to call it. That dude in her past will be. And she will always compare you to him, you'll always be living in his shadow, no matter how badass you are yourself. You're always fighting a memory, and nostalgia gives him bonus influence. It sucks for all involved because it means she can't get the sense of completion and happiness she needs, and you as a man can't get the level of respect, deference and worship you need. It's broken because she's broken.
So bearing all that in mind, it makes perfect sense it'd be a disqualifier. Sluts and damaged girls get mad because they don't want to pay for the mistakes/tragedies in their past. They want a fresh start. The problem is, to have a fresh start you need to purify yourself of the shit that has contaminated you. You can't change the past, so they can't do that.
They want their past to be in the past like the past means nothing and affects nothing in the present. But the truth is, the past is responsible for who you are now. It's very important. Minimising it and deflecting by shaming the person evaluating you based on your relational history is an ego preservation strategy and is ultimately dishonest.
And any woman who is honest with herself knows I'm right. Of course, the truth hurts and rationalisation is easy, so most women will not be honest even with themselves about this. They just can't handle it.
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What traits do you have to offer a high quality woman like this?
You sound like you should be weeded out of the gene pool honestly.
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>>36875475
1) this should be the norm for women just like having gainful employment and not being fat should be for men
2) nowadays even fucking Brad Pitt can't get a woman like this
3) you are the resident roastie of /pol/ who always shits up threads, fuck you
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>think of a perfect idea to post on /r9k/
>get home from my wage slave job and post it
>the thread doesn't even stand a chance as it's eclipsed by all the fembot/trap/normie threads
I just want my board back ok
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>>36875456
Just start with your thread with "Fembot here" for lots of (Yous)
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>>36875456
Shutup and hug your siblings but also >tfw no mommy gf and female(male)
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>>36875485
Oh yeah I almost fucking forgot every fucking day there's always a "chart" thread and a britfeel thread and a hug your sister thread. Fuck. You don't need a 150+ replies thread every fucking day
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Anyone eIse here get vagina envy?
l don't think l actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me depressed... lt feels Iike bioIogy and my body betrayed me.
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>>36875454
Kinda, those multiple orgasms would be pretty sweet
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>tfw you want to actually talk about this sometimes but having these threads being spammed every day has ruined any chance of that happening
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>>36875454
you're a fucking retard but I appreciate the videos you post with your threads. Especially the ones without butterfaces in the background.
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who else fell for the "if she talks to me on fb or social media sometimes that means she likes me" meme
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>>36875412
Oh yes of course I did
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>>36875412
I fell for the "if she smiles at me, she's my soulmate that I share love in dreams together with but we both forget about in the morning, and we're soulmates meant to be together for all eternity" meme.
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>>36875412
>not just checking to see how much they've visited your page instead
Its a far better indicator.
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I DEMAND /CUTE/
GIVE ME /CUTE/ BOARD NAAAOOOOOO
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just think about it guys
It would be the perfect board
It's just what 4chan needs
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>>36875387
This would add so much value to this site
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>>36875387
That's not cute that's NSFW/lewd
Learn your stuff /lgbt/ normal fag.
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>be me
>be in HS (12grd)
>there be this qt 8/10 Asian/white girl
>she gets what good memes are and hates feminists
>basically premium waifu material
>I'm definitely below her league in attractiveness
>make up for it with my personality(loads of girls have told me I'm like the funniest guy they know)
>be hittin her up on SC
Talking about shit
>she recently broke up with her bf of like 1.5 years cuz he was a beta cuck
>tryna cop
>no lie she tells me she like my best friend
>fuckmylife.jpg
>best friend is slightly more attractive than me but has a way worse personality, even though chicks dig it (cuz chicks dig assholes apparently)
>mfw he told me he likes her too but doesn't want to date her rn cuz she just got out of a relationship
>highvelocitydepression.png
>although he does have loads of other chicks he could date so like it's not like a super huge crush
>she asks me what she should do
>get her to hold off on him for a little while but she's still into him.
>she says shit like "bro" and "boyo" to me from time to time
>definitely in the friend zone, and in pretty deep.
>she hasn't told me that she likes me but hasn't said she wouldn't date me even though she's had several chances to
>we SC a lot but she is pretty conservative with the selfies and pictures.
>I bet with some smooth moves and some lifting I could Chad it up enough to cop, but I haven't got a lot of time
>btw she's a year younger
Wtf do I do lads
>inb4 faggot
>inb4 confidence
>inb4 kys
>inb4 loser
Fml goys I don't know what to do
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Hook her up with your friend then watch them have sex as you jerk off in the closet.
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>>36875366
Hey, not a bad idea.
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>>36875285
It's quite easy what you need to do, realize you got friendzoned and move on to pursue another girl. Just stop talking to her, it's not gonna happen, stop wasting your time. Your brain will see her as your most realistic chance of mating, so it's gonna be hard to forget about her, but just remember that it's not ever gonna happen, and she made it clear so you need to gtfo. That's what makes a numale, they just don't ever leave, they keep orbiting her until it ends in disaster. Move on to bitch #2, and if she friendzones you, approach bitch #3
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What supplements or foods should I eat to increase the ammount of cum I shoot when I ejaculate?
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>>36875196
lots of soy or soy type things
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>>36875230
Soy products makes it worse senpai
http://www.webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/news/20080723/soy-foods-sperm-concentration-link#1
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Get more Zinc in your diet, take some supplements if you want to
>Sure, I can set you up with Stacy, anon.
>But.. you have to suck our dicks first, deal?
wat do?
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Grab my lightsaber and kill the clones
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Well if they hook me up with stacy i guess ill do it.
N-no homo...
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>>36875193
>if i was me: Nah, i'm not gay. I'm telling everyone about you tho lol
>if i was a faggot with a boipussi: sure. Why not
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>be me
>18
>have girlfriend all of high school
>me and her fought a lot
>we break up but i kinda regret it because i made the last mistake
>join the army because i have nothing better to do
>dad hung himself from a garage door when i was like 2 i still don't know why but i think it was drugs
>after training get sent off to afghanistan
>made a decent amount of friends
>every one in my squad but 2 died
>watched most of them
>get sent back home
>become a steel mill worker
>go on 4chan because i lost contact with all my old friends
any questions ?
me in pic
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What's the welfare queen life like
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Thank you for your service to our country.
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>>36875156
I'd like to know this too, being in the service is pretty much NEET equaivalent. The taxpayer flips the bill but the true NEETs bill is cheaper
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Anyone had a parent commit suicide?
>be my dad
>be making $80k as sales rep for a sports company in the early 1990s
>referee college basketball games on the side, have contacts in the NBA
>want to referee in the NBA, get told I don't have enough experience
>despite this, I know black guys with far less experience getting more calls and offers
>there's a scandal at work and a guy who I've always covered for lies and says I was stealing corporate funds for personal use
>I literally gave this guy my spare shirt when he turned up at work piss drunk one day
>get fired, they find out a week later that I was right and the guy was a liar
>boss is profusely apologetic but says "we hired somebody else the next day to replace you"
>find out a few months later from old coworker that my replacement is a black guy who barely gets any work done, boss wants to fire him and rehire me but HR won't let him because he's black
>get another job, pays $60k
>my old company goes belly up not long after
fast forward to 2008
>gone through 3 different sales jobs and was laid off during downsizes, see lazy dishonest coworkers getting kept
>get fucked over again due to another coworker pinning the blame on me to hide his fuckups
>another apology, another "sorry, we hired someone else already"
>decided I've had enough
>in about $200k of debt from credit cards, pool, and mortgage, savings are dry
>jump off a bridge and leave my family behind
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>>36875074
Sorry about your dad anon. He seemed like a cool guy.
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>>36875126
Well, he never really taught me anything or tried to be influential in my life, he was very distant. My mom says he was a shadow of his former self after getting fucked over so many times and watching dishonest people get ahead.
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>>36875169
did he never or just not during your teenage years?
my dad's quite the same, as in the bitter distant -kind of person. can't judge him however because I'm practically acting the same as he does