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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed... snnnnnnnifffffffffff...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that_that little gust my dear...you caught me off guard yes so gentle it was though hmmmm let me taste this little one just one small sniff...sniff ah... ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff and yet so strong yes the odor... sniff sniff...hmmm... is that...sniff...hmmm...I can almost taste it my dear...yes...just sniff..a little whiff more if you please...ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff ah yes I have it now...yes quite...hhhhmmmm delectable my dear...quite exquisite yes...I dare say sniff...the most pungent one yet my dear...ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff...yes...
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This is by and far the worst meme that's ever circulated 4chan
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>>35093112
So odd I dont Even.....
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I can't stop thinking it's Joyce's ghost shitposting
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>literally 20% of this boards traffic is just my shitposts
sorry lads
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>>35093074
why don't you show us some of your work, OP?
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>>35093074
Don't worry about it I'm a normie anyway I just come here to make fun of people
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>>35093074
That number has to be inflated. Unless we're 40 percent of content
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I swear to god I'm so fucking bored I need something to do do you guys have any good suggestions to kill time.
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just kill urself desu
but honestly have a lil courage
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>>35093122
Nice dubs I'll try my best
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>>35093045
ExcaliburWoW Burning Crusade Private Server
Barely a step up from killing yourself
Do it motherfucker
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I don't get feet fetishists. What's so hot about something so non-sexual?
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>>35093009
>non-sexual
>implying
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feet smell
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>>35093031
But these are FEET. You're not supposed to be suxually attracted by feet, or fuck feet.
Same with asses, btw.
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Therapy thread, "new name same shit" edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you need some advice, have some questions to ask or just want to get something off your chest and vent for a bit, here's the place to do it. No such thing as a stupid question here(:
>inb4 get off my board normie reeeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
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I feel like the ultimate failed normie. I've been told I'm attractive, not just by family, I've been with one girl before, and I'm trying to get /fit/ right now, but nothing ever changes. This is the worst I've ever felt emotionally, and I want to physically harm others around me for how easy they have it for not being socially awkward. I ironically disliked girls at the start but now I absolutely resent them.
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>>35093084
I'm sorry to hear that man. What exactly is your problem with going out and talking to people though? Being attractive doesn't do much as of itself, but it will help others be friendly to you should you go and talk to them; however, you still need to make that step.
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>>35092999
I work with a girl I'm in love with. We're both with partners at the moment, but she's flirty with me, and I'm flirty with her. I know if I make a move I will get sent to hr, lose her as a friend, possibly be confronted by her fiance, and be on thin ice with my long term girlfriend.
I know it's not worth it, but every day it takes everything that I have from kissing her and groping her ass.
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Remember that you will die.
Life will end.
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>>35092965
>Remember that you will die.
>Life will end.
woah...
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>>35092965
What a comfy feel desu
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My identity will perish but the particles I'm made of won't.They will just change shape and get attached to something else.
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>tfw black fembot with a white guy fetish
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Stop objectifying my skin colour, dark-meat roastie.
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>>35092953
reminder that white people literally cannot be robots
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>>35092953
Stick to your own kind sub-human negress
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Is this Trump's secret plan to get us the latina waifu's we deserve?
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>>35092948
>tfw no qt 3.14 latina gf i can be an anchor for
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>>35092973
Those fucking eyebrows aren't QT at all.
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>>35092988
oh sweetie, I think she's pretty cute in a natural sort of way
>be me
>it was 15 years ago
>in chemistry class
>doing titrations
>working alone as usual
>teacher leaves the classroom for a few minutes to get some extra chemicals
>suddenly
>feel a burning hot sensation on cheeks
>chad places two tissues soaked in acid ok my cheeks as a prank
>cheeks go purple and I scream like a little bitch
>after some LOLs realises his dumb mistake and then blackmails me to stay quiet
>teacher comes back
>"anon what happened to your cheeks!"
>lie and say I was being autistic and managed to somehow spill acid on my cheeks
To this day my cheek scars remain. As to what happened to the chad who did it, well he works for Apple now as a marketing consultant. Also has a qt 3.14 wife and 3 kids according to normiebook and has 500 connections on his LinkedIn profile.
Me? Well, I'm a NEET as I quit high school from that day onwards.
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>>35092890
>thinking anyone is going to believe this without proof
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>you acted like a bitch and stayed quiet
tsk tsk
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>>35092890
why dont you find him and some spill some acid in his face?
Is anyone here genuinely just retarded? I mean, do you legitimately suffer from a neurological disorder or a significantly low IQ or a learning disability of some kind? Do you struggle to complete basic everyday tasks that even the lowest normal human being could complete with ease? Do you genuinely worry that you won't ever be able to land a job that isn't minimum wage? Is your brain just a murky pile of goo from which you struggle to extract even memories? Share your /retarded/ stories here, dumb-bros.
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My life was a succesion of failues of every kind, i think its because i am really stupid. I finally got to expect nothing of life so i live carefree, but before i adopted this line of thinking i was really unhappy and people used me a lot
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>>35092885
At least you're questioning if you're retarded. At least you're self-aware to question why you're so incompetent at being a normal, functioning human being in society.
I wouldn't say you're retarded simply because you have that incredible self-awareness to question your downfalls and shortcomings that no normie, stacey or Chad will EVER achieve in their entire lives because they never cultivated a mind that was born through more hardship and challenges along the way. The problem is you're just not willing to face your deep seeded problems which make you feel like this in the first place, so you're trapped in a prison of your own mind
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>>35093083
No, my problem is that I literally suffer from a neurological disorder which essentially means that I'll suck at everything i set out to do and never be a functioning human being.
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has anyone here cured themselves of anxiety?
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>>35092866
Yeah, but I'm probably worse off now.
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>>35092866
I'm on my way, the only way is exposure therapy.
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>>35092866
i have fucked up anxiety. i am kept awake at least 2 nights a week from it and the only thing that helps is xanax. so how does the psychologist expect me to overcome it? "just focus on your breathing" and thats meant to magically fix everything. what a load of bullshit. apparently CBT is meant to work but im not exactly sure whit it is.
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Anyone else /between two sizes here/? It sure brings out the beta in you when your clothes don't even fit properly.
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I have the same problem famalam
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>>35092862
If it's tailorable, go the bigger size and get it right for you, if not, go the smaller size or look elsewhere. There's so much variation in sizes between brands that you're bound to find something that fits just right if you try enough shit on
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>tfw 5'4"
>tfw only autistic childrens clothing fits you
Cuck my life into pieces
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Is the way traditionalists are obsessed with reproducing their genes in itself a form of Autism?
They seem literally like any risk or amount of gynocentrism is okay and when you try to bring it up all they respond with is something like "lol virgin, man up" or "u just haven't met the right one" or something similar
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>>35092848
What's autism is how r9k analyzes the human mating process
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No, stop being an autist manchild OP.
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>>35092848
>is normal human behaviour autism
hmmm
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Have you ever killed a person?
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>>35092655
I killed myself, in every way except physical
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>>35092655
yeah... myself
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>>35092655
What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid?
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>once chance at life
>no afterlife
>born black
This is the cruelest thing that can happen to a person.
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>>35092583
HOW black we talkin?
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>>35092583
>once chance at life
>once
You had one chance to make this thread and you even managed to fuck that up
kys nigger
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I agree heavily with this