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how do I meet girls if I'm hikkimori?

>>36538182
Kill yourself


You're certain this isn't original?

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>>36538182
stop larping, we all know your a loser just like us

Actually, i imagine that i'm the drummer or bass guitarist

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>he likes to imagine he's in front of a crowd discussing his political opinions and the crowd regularly cheers and agrees

No I imagine myself as a DJ if it's electronic music or guitarist if it's rock/metal, I'm not a good singer at all and I was embarrassed by my teacher (who is fortunately dead) publicly for it.

This mentally ill is making me website

>>36538052
Your Hitler hair is making me feel ill.

This is the first time in 11 months that i've stayed up until 6 AM on here. I browsed this site every day for years and then I finally got a job, made some friends, lost them and the job, and now I'm back

>inb4 the right answer

steroids shop

>>36538040
Bodybuilding contests.
Check that Louis Theorux episode on it.

Maybe one of the girls actually liked you. And her friends tried to help by being playful. Or they could have just been cunts

>>36537954
Got the same thing, OP. She tried to hug me as a joke, while everyone was watching, but I didn't go for it. The entire thing was very uncomfortable. Maybe she just liked being a cunt; who knows?

I had the same thing happening to me in middle school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbwmOtJFJF0

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>>36537932
these fucking captchas FUCKING SUCK DONG

Are you deadeded?

Yes, most jobs 14 year olds get could be done by mildly intelligent monkeys

Maccas will hire anybody

Is your sister hot? Post pics.

oregano

Make it where? The special Olympics?

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>>36537885
ay ched av u sene op??

>can do 0
keep going op

B-bump...? Am I alone in this behaviour?

I've done some pretty retarded shit. Since this thread is about to die I guess I'll grace you with my story of tarddom.

>2nd grade
>really into human disasters at this point in my life
>titanic, Hindenburg, etc.
>researching the Hindenburg for fun
>this is when I discover Nazis
>immediately start drawing swastikas all over my paper
>stupid me has no clue what this means, I just think it's a cool symbol
>also learn about the gas chambers
>draw that shit too
>I went to a Catholic school
>parents get a call from teachers because they think they're Nazis.
>I'm too ignorant to realize what the gas chambers were truly about and were like "yeah but this all happened, why are you so concerned"
>understand now, but the fuss they made over it instead of just educating me
>I left that school after 3rd grade
>my friends that stayed were never truly taught about the Nazis or the holocaust because it was a private school and they have their own curriculum
>most books in the school library were toned the Fuck down
>none of this stopped me from being a huge fan of Hitler from a political standpoint
>i.e. his accomplishments more than his beliefs.

>>36538544
I have more, do you guys want some more actual retarded stories?

>>36537851
I joined. Might as well bump then.

>>36537851
Stop shilling discord servers, unless you have something to actually do there.
So many /r9k/ servers die instantly, cos the owner just wanted people to talk to.

>>36537952
This one won't die, I promise!

Move the Earth further away from the sun so life never forms

From having no money to having 1 billion dollars.

>>36537838
>If you could change one thing what would it be?
anything?

give myself infinite power to change things

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>>36537811
>>She constantly bitches and complains
What did you expect? Understanding?

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>gets gf

It's like I'm a therapist now but I have no advice

>>36537757
Sorry mum, I can't help it.

>>36537757
You got a sauce???

>>36538809
No op. I've seen this video but I couldn't re-locate it for you.

I remember it was some step-mother wrestling creampie

That's not how I remember asuka

>>36537720
Who? That's just a picture of a normal tree, anon

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>>36537720
it's from the episode where her evangelion is being repaired so she has to fight angels as a tree

Keep your head up anon. First year is usually hard because you have to learn to balance things. Keep a calendar and plan when to study to prevent yourself from procrastinating

Anyone have any experience as an old man going through cc then uni? What's your life like now?

I just want to escape working two jobs then coming home to immediately sleep and watching my life fly by. Is there hope to this college degree or is it all the same on the other side?

>>36538127
College doesn't guarantee a high paying job. You have to pick majors that pay well. Comp Sci, accounting, engineering. Also if you are looking to be paid more go for an apprenticeship for being a plumber or electrician