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Easy way to get a qt: import one 2017-04-26 01:55:35 Post No.36555860
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Easy way to get a qt: import one
Anonymous
2017-04-26 01:55:35
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Bringing in this g cup goddess from mother russia. AMA
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>>36555860
how much did she cost, anon?
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>>36555916
Nothing. I just convinced her to study here near me. She should be coming in next year. After her degree is done ill buy the marriage visa
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>>36555972
Can you talk to her?
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>tfw she will never be your beautiful wife
>tfw that will never be your baby inside her
Y
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Because it's a darn negro
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>>36555803
Hey don't talk about my waifu like that
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>>36555768
Just the thought of a woman expanding and getting turned on by it, then finnally releasing their massive belly out of their coochy makes my nureons sparkle
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today a girl just straight up came to me and said I had the virgin walk
not even joking
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Did you tell her she has the whore stance?
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>>36555717
Did you pickle her rick?
t. Mr. Bulldops
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>>36555717
>IIIII'MMMMM PICKLE RICK, MORTY! GOD IS- *burp* ISN'T REAL, MORTY! GET SCHWIFTY, MORTY! FOR THE SZECHUAN SAUCE, MORTY!
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Fembots, why aren't you dieting and hitting the gym?
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>>36555685
Because someone might notice their dicks retard
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>>36555685
I think im addicted to overeating
doesnt even matter what, it feels like my mind is messed up
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>>36555685
Women why are you on r9k?
GTFO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Stop watching porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4krRkO4sHc
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Why Terry Crews? Did you fall for the nofap meme?
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It's fair to say that looking at porn can become a bad thing. Too much of literally anything can be a bad thing, even drinking too much water can literally poison you.
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How do people not control the porn they view
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>be 18
>parents are forcing me to go to college
>parents are forcing me to learn to drive which makes me extremely anxious
>parents are forcing me to get a job as a waiter, which also makes me really anxious
>they already think I'm a huge piece of shit with no ambitions and they're right
>they feel disappointed that they have to push me all the time
>I have no idea what I want to do in life
>planning to major in some form of engineering but knowing my dumb lazy ass I won't be able to handle the workload
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>>36555594
>be 18
>do whatever because I'm 18
Are you fucking retarded anon?
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>>36555594
Are you me?
Sure as hell sounds like me.
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>>36555749
Where do I find a place to live anon? What should I work? I don't know what I want out of life.
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>tfw you see your parents as enemies because they made you unattractive.
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>>36555568
If he was so fucking ugly why did she take the dick?! Fucking whore ass bitchs I fucking hate them beyond word of description.
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If you are as vain as to put your own attractiveness (or lack thereof) over loving your parents, then you do not deserve to be attractive.
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>>36555770
You dumb faggot. Mothers hate their kids for being unattractive. Its only right I hate them back. My parents hate me.
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>introvert
>extrovert
Does anyone feel like this is a meme? I feel like people just try and fit an image rather than just doing what they feel like
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>>36555533
people who claim to be introverted but has a large social network annoy me so much
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>>36555533
Nice digits, also I have noticed people who are actually introverted never talk about being introverted only normies ever say that they are, most introverts tend to not talk to people unless spoken too and never really seem to get along with people but not because they are rude more because they just never connect with the people they are talking to. Also sometimes they like being by themselves
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>>36555788
it doesnt mean shy or whatever, it just means you find it tiring to be sociable and need alone time to recharge, while being extroverted means you find being alone tiring and need to be sociable to recharge
in fact most of /r9k/ seems pretty extroverted since you're clearly gagging for a social life
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>tfw 7.5 x 5.5 is the mathematically and scientifically determined minimum acceptable dick size for being attractive to women
>most young sloots will relentlessly throw pussy at a guy if they hear from their friends that he has a large dick
>these same women will later go on reddit and say that size doesn't matter for feel good upvote points
>average isn't good enough
>if you're not big, you can only be a beta in their eyes
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>>36555504
honestly what the fuck are the point of these threads?
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boo hooo i'm a completely average and satisfying individual but I force fake stigmas upon myself so that I can continue to live in my safe bubble all alone
grow the fuck up anon, no one care that much about your fucking dick, it's in your pants when you meet them.
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>>36555630
Women tell their friends about everything, anon. Everything. And average is seen as small now because any fat ugly slut could get a casual hook up with guys that are closer to the ideal.
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>anon we need to discuss this Colombine folder
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>>36555443
Am I being detained? This violates the NAP.
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>>36555469
>hey kid don't fucking get smart with me or I'll call your parents
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>>36555443
/g/ here
If I'm traveling I just mark any potentially suspicious folders as hidden. The average TSA agent isn't smart enough to work a file browser to look through hidden folders. I'm more likely be detained for using a "terrorist OS" that having a 9/11 folder.
it's ridiculous that the public thinks searching laptops will uncover the plans of the Death Star and another 9/11.
Do you ever think about just how unfair life is.
> girls with sea cucumber IQ's and bitchy personalities who get away with stuff and receive free shit for just being born pretty and hot
> Chads who get to constantly fulfill their primal desires of fucking and being given constant validation
>good looking people tend to have more fufilling experiences ,strangers are more likely to do you favours and share stuff with you
>6'6 dudes who tower over everyone and are stronger than most people who lift just naturally
It just seems that if nature is unfair why can't we be unfair. Is it wrong to cause harm to people who are more privileged than you, A Beta Uprisisng is what I'm getting at I guess.
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>>36555367
Soon, Bob....
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>>36555367
>caring about fairness
So I guess you're just 7, then?
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What happened to the guy who drew all these comics?
I heard he hung himself.
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Last message you've received from a girl
Anonymous
2017-04-26 01:30:01
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You know the drill
Last message you've received from a girl
GO
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>>36555283
Not for dinner
- mom
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Dominate me, Please.
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>>36555283
Lol idk it was some Snapchat lol
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>walk down the street
>random qt waves and smiles at me
>panic and instantly look down on the ground and walk faster
Am I the only one who is afraid of women?
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I remember back in high school women would try to say hi and talk to me but i'd either ignore them, give them an angry glance, or sperg out.
You're not alone. I've been afraid of them since i became attracted to them.
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>>36555199
>>36555317
I know these feels.
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i pretend i didn't see it
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Who /little/ here
Teach me about littlespace. What can I do to make me feel little? Is it possible to do it by myself? I wanna be a little boy again and imagine a nice mommy to taking care of me and snuggling me and comforting me
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>>36555193
please don't infect yourself with that faggotry
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First step is become gay. Then you can find somebody who will indulge in your fetish without losing all respect for you and leaving you for a normal man.
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>>36555970
But I already want to be a little boy again
>>36556024
But I don't like boys and I'm scared of other people seeing me like this in real life. I want to make my fantasies feel more real instead
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I envy rich people so much. Do you envy rich people? I do like, a lot. A whole lot.
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>>36555182
You envy them because they have happiness.
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>>36555209
No shit faggot.
origami commentario
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>rich people that are "depressed"
I hate this shit
I don't even get gf feels anymore. Money is the only thing that matters.