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pl0x origan owo

>>38182459
>shopping out the penis from a trap
I don't usually wish death upon people, but you would be one of those people

Post sauce and get easy redemption points

>>38183854

Really OP is a fag. It still looks like a trap too just without the penis.

Post it now OP you fucking shit

>>38182428
>mama's got the nasty jam

Lmao

>>38182428
Do something which involves speaking a lot with people.
If you are reluctant like me, look for an activity where speaking partners/situations are assigned so you cant be left out by normies.

>>38182496

That's a gold hat, cool cat

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>>38182398
f-fuck you I was tired anyways

>>38182398
jokes on u OP i work nights and im about to head to work so lol@umad

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>>38182457
Why would Mr. Shekelstein and his brother Porky be mad you're checking in to turn them a profit?

Enjoy toiling while they make jokes about you during their daily three hour lunches.

Hurry along now, you don't want to be late!

>>38182391
Try to hurry it up, niggers. I'm ready to play.

>>38182391
nigger

pure faith and luck

>>38182391
Depraved nude cavewoman no armor and a club

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>>38182338
He's gonna play ER in the movie I'm writing, gonna send it to hollywood, release date of 2022

asian guy from power rangers is in it and imma try to get joe pesci just you wait guys.

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Left or right? Which would you?

I don't get mass shooting. Where is the fun?

right about none

>>38182322
Ferrying the souls into hell. Knowing that you live in a blissful dream, and true torment comes from the normies on tge earthly realm

Do some warehouse job m8.

the normies invaded. as well as people intentionally trying to psyop the board

>>38182293
Eh. No just because tumblr has been organizing raids on her doesn't mean shit. Everyone here still waits women. Those gay threads need to go back to tumblr.

>>38182293
most of the people who hate all that stuff still lurk, but we did get absolutely assfucked by an influx of normies and women pretending they have problems other than "oh no uncle fingered my asshole when I was 12 years old and I barely remember it, surely this justifies me camming and riding dick all day!"

>>38182226
No, because I'm actually a robot who has never had a girl even smile at me. You sound like a normie.

>>38182226
>interpals
How do you do it anon? I always have trouble even starting a convo on that shit with girls

>>38182226
How did it happen anon? Tell us everything.

Show her you asked for advice on 4chan. She'll believe you

>>38182216
idk just take it as a compliment chad

>telling a girl you're a virgin

Its best to try and sound like its a lie OP. Women desire men that other women want, being a virgin in a relationship with one implies she is the odd one out among women and thus open to teasing by her peers.

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Did this once on a facial hair rate thread. Even asked for advice so there was something to respond to. Got no replies. And the guys that posted above and under me got 3+ responses. They didn't even ask questions either.

How the fuck can they sense this shit anon?

>>38182209
my good sir

why would you want to go on that board

literally 75% of it is dicks

>>38182209
>>38182399
>>38182444
I don't really go on /soc/

Yeah, that's pretty much it, have some (You)'s.

>>38182183
Enjoy having no good boy points

>>38182183
Some of this shit is downright bone chilling.

>>38182256
This ain't shit, boy. Go back to r/eddit f you can't stand the heat.

>>38182168
>that autist from special ed that always fantasized about beating up a huge chad and now lives that out as an adult by pretending it happened om 4chan

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>that kid who walked up to the manager, looked him in the eye, gave him a firm handshake and got the job

>that kid who showed everyone a picture of his dick and thought he was Chad
>that kid who was fat during elementary school but ended up becoming a /fit/ Chad
>that kid who crashed his car into a parked bus because he was high and never got in trouble for it

Yep, roasties make it too much to ask for.

it strikes me as amusing
that all the effort made to create this "paradise" of leisure on this planet
in which presumably people could spend more and more time enjoying the company and community of each other
seems for naught because instead
everyone stares at glowing screens all day long in order to afford themselves the endless pleasures of flinging shit at each other
presumably this indicates that people enjoy hatred more than they enjoy love, or violence more than sensuality
or that perhaps in the periods of greater similarity the nitpicking has become more intense, to enforce a kind of pseudo individuality
there will be no globalism
it may be that the internet will serve to separate people more than ever before

why do women ruin otherwise nice bodies with tattoos, and in the worst fucking places

Self bumperino. I feel like some of you could benefit from this

I'll watch this later
Sad an uplifting thread is on page 7 w no replies

>>38182510
Thank you for the bump. Not everyone wants to get better, but I imagine there are those who want better. You can always think the same robot thoughts you've always had but to effect change you need to believe in yourself.

>>38182082
if she's unkempt, she probably already has a low-rate bf.

it's the pretty ones that often don't have a bf because everyone assumes they already have one.

>>38182082
What's her name, i know a chick just like that

>>38182082
honestly just do it. you'll see it isn't as bad or as hard as you think and she might even say yes.