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I don't care about the the future. I'm just going to live this comfy life as long as I can get away with it and then kill myself. I don't know how anyone could just wagecuck all their adult life. Seeing people stack shelves for a living is depressing. Sitting in a boring factory job clockwatching even more so. How do the wagecucks endure it?
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>>37528174
How are you planning on killing yourself?

Oreganalio
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>>37528240
Jump off cliffs or consume lots of caffeine tablets.
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>>37528174
They drink coffee in the morning and alcohol at night

There's a little bit of hell in the mid afternoon but some food and a cigarette clears that up for enough time till they can start to feel the anticipation of getting off in a couple hours.

Then it all starts over tomorrow

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Pls join my nice new brand server https://discord1gg/CDgPjkf
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shamelessly bumping myself
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bump
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>>37528152
would if I could OP
link doesn't work

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Any of you degenerated ever work at Wendy's? How's was it? Applied today and was wondering what I'm getting myself into if I'm hired..also my local Wendy's seems pretty dead so I'm not worried about it getting too busy
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Ehh it's alright better than working at McDonald's I imagine
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>>37528140

No anon, loli Wendy will not magically appear out of nowhere and have sex with you.
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There are so many other low entry level jobs to go into, just leave the fast food for immigrants.

You'll regret it if you get hired. I'll always choose factory work over fast food, especially ones with little interaction with people as possible.

Another good one is janitorial at night, if you can apply to something like that and you don't have autism over cleaning toilets, you're golden.

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ive played wow for 11 years and I think I spent so much time playing it I didn't learn social skills
I can understand whats going on in wow cause I spent so much time being social on it
How do I transfer these social skills to real life?
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>>37528115
You kill yourself. Works every time
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i dont think you can do that friend
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>tfw when used to be this way but now even my online social skills have withered away and now the only form of communication I have with other people is 4chan

"WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN STEALING RARE PEPE'S! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SEE YOUR HARD DRIVE!"

wat do?
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You never take me alive, coppers!
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You've already seen my hard drive.

The worst you'll find are marky's tits, and some sound bytes.
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Fuck pepe go back to r/edit with that shit

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>presentation tomorrow for class
>having panic attack already
>still not even done
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Presentations are the worst. Try not to cry Anon.
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>>37528102

Public speaking isn't easy and being nervous about it is normal senpai

Just read what you wrote sentence after sentence and speak clearly so everyone can hear.
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>>37528236
speaking clearly is the hardest part after eye contact

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>PSVita won't charge
>Can't jack off to black girls in the bathroom tonight
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>>37528053
tell me more about those videos you are talking about
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Just buy a cheap android tablet and load it up with porn.
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>>37528053
What are you, 13 years old? Why don't you jack off in your room like a gentleman?

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Anyone else not able to focus anymore? Whenever I get excited about a game, book or movie and attempt to play, read or watch it respectively, I can't seem to keep my attention on the book. My brain feels fuzzy and its almost as if I have a constant motion blur distracting me from the task I'm trying to do.

Could be that I jack off around three times a day, but you never know. Anyone else experience this? If so, how do you cope?
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cocaine helps me pay attention
thats why I always take it before doing any of the things you listed
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4chan/social media/smartphones are frying our brains. Welcome to the current year.
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>>37527960
I have the same exact problem and I also jack off 3 times a day so maybe it's related

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I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN ALMOST 18 FUCKING WHOLE HOURS
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I jerked off four times today so I'm pretty spent
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I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN ALMOST 20 FUCKING WHOLE YEARS
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it's been over a week now and it's killing me desu.

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>never masturbated
>never had any interest in girls
>turned down every romantic relationship

what's wrong with me?
is asexuality real or am I just broken?
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whats your self-esteem like?

what was your home life like growing up?
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>>37527735
So you don't have a healthy libido you might need to check your hand.
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>>37527735
yes it is real
asexual people don't always end up alone though.
they can be in a relationship, but they just never have sex

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Oh, hey there anon! Are you getting ready for bed for that LONG day of work tomorrow? What are my plans? I'm thinking about learning my 4th language, might pick Arabic or Russian and really challenge myself!
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>>37527734
Want a real challange? How about getting a job you fucking faggot.
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>>37527734
I have to collect drug money from the slums tomorrow :)
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how do you learn a language its too hard

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Hey robots. My name is Max and I'll be your friend if you want.
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>>37527566
>My name is Max
I hate you.
People named Max are always obnoxious idiots in real life.
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>>37527583
I would be upset but every other Max I've known has kinda fit this description
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>>37527566
What are your hobbies, Max?

Could humanity ever evolve past the point of needing entertainment?
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>>37527409
so just becomes insects?
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>>37527409
Life just a waiting room for death. It's all about entertainment until it's time to kick it my dude.
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>>37527462
subjectively, yeah, but evolution just cares about how much you can fuck other people and how long you can keep you and your kids alive

evolutionarily, entertainment is unoptimal

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>see cute and nice girl your age
>most people in 20s are not virgins, therefore she probably at least once in her lifetime sucked hard veiny dick or had it in her pussy and moaned with pleasure while being naked

I am not some "ree roasties degenarte whores reee" autist but this whole concept of sex and that people actually do it is strange and alien to me
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>>37527267
You should get a girlfriend and have sex a few times then you'll realize it's just another normal bodily function
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>>37527288
Yeah, he shoild just point at a girl to make her attracted to him
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I feel the same way anon.
Oregano

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>"All men are stupid!"
>a roar of thunderous applause erupts from the ecstatic crowd
>"All women are stupid!"
>crowd boos and hisses as an angry mob begins to form
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>>37526875
>I think women are property who were born to serve men and the punishment for homosexuality should be death
"Omg you sexist homophobic trump supporting asshole!"
>but those are just my muslim beliefs
"Oh I'm so sorry, of course you can rape a few women or kill a few people. After all the patriarchy made you do it :^)"
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>>37526875
Are you just making up stuff to be mad about now?
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>>37526875
Oh boohoo. You're on the losing side of double standard for once. Wah

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