I'm laying in my bed feeling sorry and lonely again, how do I stop doing this every night
Well theres not much you can do, pal
>>38952028
Lift the pain away.
>>38952138
People tell me lift is a meme, why does it help?
I accidentally left out a box of frozen mini tacos for like 5 hours and they fully thawed
I put them back in the freezer.
Is it any real issue if I eat these?
>>38951925
>5 hours
nah, they're fine unless you had them sit out of the package AND there was something like an active mold culture somewhere in your kitchen
>>38951925
I've never seen boxes of frozen mini tacos. What's in them?
>>38952357
Mini tacos probably
Alright robots, lets see how picky you really are.
Post your most bare minimum you would accept (porn star/girl you know/celebrity etc) to date.
Not just fucking. I mean a girl you would date. And one that would get you made fun of by other robots.
Here's mine.
This fat with at least a 5/10 face
This is probably my bare minimumalso my maximum
>>38951896
nice anon, i like it.
I always thought this girl was attractive.
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT. EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
It's me*burrrppp* swastikaaaa rickkk!
Why do you fags have an unhealthy obsession with this retarded show?
Just sage and kys my dude
This is viral marketing. Leave.
>be me
>9-inch dick
> 5'8
just end it
You're on the edge of acceptable, there are men far shorter than you
>>38951807
>9-inch dick
damn. you can still make it tho as 5'8". the guy i know who was the most active talking to girls was 5'7" or some shit and every time he posts on instagram he has girls saying they wish they were there with him or they wish they knew him in real life. and when i lived with him he constantly had girls over.
>>38951857
That snowballs. A lot of people fail to realize if girls see other girls commenting on you social media pics, they will want you.
Posts ending in dubs and I'll send it.
Get me laid /r9k/
send what nerd
>>38951747
What's going on
Orifice
Jesus you people are stupid. OP means that a post ending in dubs will be send to one of the women.
These are some of the dumbest animals on the planet
These ugly, stupid pieces of shit need to go
I hate these things so much
fuck elephant
>>38951712
>fuck elephant
elephants are chill
tapirs are lazy assholes
elepent I HATe IT!!!
How does society keep functioning?
A man is hungry and cold, so he finds a job and gets paid a wage. He has to keep working to afford to stay fed and housed, so he does. This is how most people in society survive, all their individual efforts contribute to a larger machine that gives us roads, hospitals, airports and guns.
But what's the unseen force binding it all together? Kill one human or even a thousand and the system compensates and adapts and even becomes more robust. It's like humanities evolution has shifted from the individual to the group. Ideas and technology get passed down generations instead of beneficial DNA.
energy transferred to mass; the sun mainly gives us our energy
essentially, our sun is the reason society keeps functioning.
>>38951721
therefore, destroy the sun.
I like where this is going.
>>38951739
it'd be easier to cloud the earth in ash or clouds
I finally cured my cystic acne but now my face is covered in scars. Will they go away with time or am I fucked?
>>38951550
maybe dermabrasion will help?
>>38951550
Post your scarred face or gtfo
Scars are scars, they'll most likely fade but they'll be there forever.
Don't worry anon you can claim your scars are from something cool like getting into a fight
Please show me all your art/music/skits. or whatever you have. i wanna see it all.
i made a shitty song and this is all i have to show. please gimme ur art.
https://clyp.it/5uvbsatv
>>38951547
fuck you you're not stealing my art and passing it off as your own you stupid cunt
Incomplete cat.
What do you think?
>>38951633
i love it desu. what are you using to color?
I don't judge you...if you wanna roll that way its fine by me. I just don't understand why it is so prevalent in society these days.
What happened? Ten years ago this was a pretty obscure fetish, now it's freaking everywhere.
we are the high speed porn generation, I was fapping to traps by the time I was 14
plus I think there's always been more gayness in males than people realized, if you look into history there was always a practice of fucking young feminine guys, but all out homosexuality was still rare. I think traps are just the reemerging of an ancient fetish.
it's satan.
>>38951544
9/11 was an occult ritual to destroy gender. Turning everyone into fags is the No. 1 goal of the Illuminati. You can't fight the Military Industrial Complex.
Tfw nice r9k is back
I think either summer left or everyone else just an hero'd
Tfw the board is moving slow as fuck tonight
speaking of which, what the fuck happened to /s4s/? I can't browse with that fuckin pickle rick shit
>finals tomorrow
>tfw spent all day posting garbage on /r9k/
fml
>>38951503
what's it on?
>>38951503
if you think this is the bottom, you've got a ways to go
>>38951534
>what's it on?
otaku culture
You'll buy her upcoming topless shoot to show her support won't you robots?
Deep in the k-hole
>>38951466
>300k for a British woman
These people really are criminals
>>38951466
>There are people out there that do this kind of shit for living
>They are still able to live with themselves and just blend into society
>Some people actually buy their services without loosing a wink of sleep
Dear Trump, please cause ww3 and the end of the world, humanity deserves it, i would rather watch the world burn than live on the same planet as these sick fucks
Does /r9k/ actually think looks matter for men? I'm very good looking but as soon as I speak and women realize I'm an autist with no game they lose all interest.
>>38951402
You should just talk to girls with zero expectations or to try to "game" them, after a few dozen conversations you'll be pretty comfortable
>girls call me cute
>tfw personality is severely, comically awful as if i was a bad cartoon villain
>all my friends are ugly and have shit personalities
>still get laid more than me because im just an awful human
>>38951429
Where should I do that? I've never gone to a bar or anything