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So depressed I don't even care about posting anymore this post has taken so much effort I get no rewards from the site none of u are even depressed based on your regular cheery posts
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just cheer up brobot, life is good
grab a beer and enjoy this fine day with us
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how about you go do something else other than be on 4chan like learn to make a fruit salad, cook, have a walk, or exercise?
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Does anyone here play goblin darts?
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aqw is the shit, i dont know what goblin darts is though
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i played this shit for a week, got the scarlet sorcerer class then stopped played cause i realized all that was left do is just more grinding and i already got the most op class in the game so i wouldnt be grinding for shit
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I play gwint more often, but sure
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Since there are so many normies here now, please tell me what it's like to be normal
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>>35256880
nothing special really, it's pretty normal desu.
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I tried to be normie and succeeded for a while.
It was the best three months of my life. Everything before and after that period is shit. But when you're fundamentally fucked in the head it's hard to keep up, and losing it hurts a lot. I'm trying to regain it but I'm still feeling down.
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>>35256880
I'm not a normie but I guess for some it must be boring? Why would they come here otherwise?
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When was the last time something happened in your life?
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>>35256831
That time when... Wait...
Fuck.
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Like a month and a half ago. It wasn't that long ago.
I still think about it every day. I think I should move on, but there isn't much to move on to.
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An old guy wearing a bead skirt was twerking in public, and when I started filming him he twerked at me and made yelping noises. This was one week ago.
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Really activates the hippocampus....
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Fuck Trump
Kill humanity
Delete 4chan
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>>35256627
St. {{{Patrick's))) Day
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FUCK DONALD J DRUMPF
#RESIST
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>Good morning, lads. What's my fault this time?
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>>35256555
Are you kidding, sir? Just your existence makes normies upset. You're my hero!
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>>35256555
Of course the god king starts with trips today. It'll be a blessed day for sure.
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>555
What did he mean by this lads?
Praise!
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Why is misspelling things cool now? 2017-03-03 09:08:26 Post No.35256482
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Why is misspelling things cool now?
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I swear it's impossible for this many people who read these common words like "revenge" or "determine" every day who still manage to cross the border over into sheer illiteracy.
No I think these people do it on purpose as a sign of what they think is humility.
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>>35256482
Way too many people do it to find one single cause, but here are a few I thought of.
>twitter's 140 character limit
>emojis
>most contemporary "memes" use black twitter lingo (even fags around here unironically use "thicc")
Put it all together and it makes internet shorthand even worse.
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>>35256482
i'm just lazy and stupid
i also dropped out early
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Correcting mistakes is racist.
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God damn it I just want to be a bartender in a big city so bad
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get your silver tongue and cool vibes out and rock them
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>>35256353
Why would you want to subject yourself to that?
I would rather die than have to live in some loud, obnoxious, crime ridden, disgusting concrete jungle
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Why do i get attached to roasties so easily
>on steam
>talking to roastie
>she sends pic of her
>instant crush
>she lives on the other side of the globe
>know this wont end well
>make bullshit story why im gona unfriend her
>instant regret
when any girl talks to me for a while i get attached
similar thing happend with eliza/ciara
WHY DOSE THIS HAPPENED?
HOW DO I STOP THIS?
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>>35256039
the fact that you guys would never end up together would have torn you to shreds, over a very long and painful time period. You did the right thing man. Well, no actually you didn't. But you saved yourself a lot of heartache and cut out the middle man, only difference now is she won't end up hating you and you'll get over it a lot quicker. gl bud.
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>>35256039
>when any girl talks to me for a while I get attached
This happens to like 90% of guys. Hell, it happens to most people in general, There's really nothing you can do about it, it's basic biology. Don't sweat it.
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>>35256132
But girls never get attached to me.
Fembots hate me even more than regular roasties, I have 6 dead Skype\Discord conversations from the last week alone
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Someone buy my damn Bnet account for $50
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>>35256034
what teh fuck is a bnet
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>>35256034
what's ur mmr in sc2?
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hold up we talking sc2?!?! sum wann 1:1 me lehgo
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>go to the gym
>forget to eat enough
>don't go to the gym
>eat enough for weeks at a time but don't exercise
>actually do some lifts
>don't understand how to do them with proper form
>wake up on time to go to the gym
>it's the only time I get up early enough to go that week
Why is this shit so hard, bros? I'm not exaggerating when I say that if I had weights in my house I would have been more confident years ago, but when I only have 30 minutes once or twice a week to use the equipment there's no way I'll be able to memorize correct form from a video and pull it off, and even when I do go to the gym twice a week I forget to eat enough so it ends up being a waste of time.
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>>35255994
Just wake up in time, remember to eat enough and memorize your routines you dummy
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>>35256043
All of those are hard but I have my routines memorized just not how to have perfect form because I don't have access to my computer at the gym and unless I watch the videos 20 times over and memorize them exactly I won't be able to replciate it when I'm actually at the gym since I usually only go at most twice a week for 30 or so minutes.
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>walking through college parking lot
>suddenly a parked truck near me honks its horn
>last time someone got my attention in a parking lot was in high school, I turned around and got sucker punched
>fight or flight mode activates and I dash through a nearby hedge
>sprint behind the hedge until I reach my car
>once I'm in the safety of my car look at the truck (~100 feet away) to see who honked at me
>see my oneitis sitting in the truck looking around with a confused expression on her face
What the fuck do I do robots? What did she mean by honking her horn? I haven't talked to her since high school and we've never shared a class at college.
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>>35255865
When you see her, just explain why you ran and try to have a normal conversation if you can.
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Lol that was funny. But if you haven't seen her in a year and you share no classes, seems like a non issue. Laugh about it, bitch will forget about it and you should too.
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>>35255893
I forgot to mention this was last week, I haven't seen her since. I have been trying to get over her and don't know her schedule or anything this term.
>Post ad on Craigslist to get rid of virginity
>Only non-bot reply was a guy who thought he was in the gay section
What the fuck, it's not fair.
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lifes not fair op
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>>35255844
I-I'll take your virginity a-anon
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>phantom penis
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>>35255641
Did you lose your dick or are you just a girl (female)?
Anyway
>tfw phantom foreskin
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>>35255641
I wonder what's under that belt...
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>depressed
>don't want to vidya
>don't want to browse
>don't want to sleep
>don't want to stay awake
>don't want to night walk
>too late to go buy booze
what do i even do
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Guess you've gotta talk to me now anon!
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Masturbate to traps like any sane and totaly straight person would
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>>35255390
That's gay fuck off also I already fapped to a thicc actual female