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ITT: Post all the things you gave up on.
>writing stand up comedy
>writing a novel/short stories
>playing guitar
>education
>going to bars to try and meet people
>gardening
>exercising
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Who is the best anime trap ever and why is it Felix Argyle?
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Don't even care if the animu was shit, Nagisa a cute
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>>37602272
That's not Totsuka Saika
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>>37602272
Gatchaman Crowds and Steins;Gate had some pretty qt traps

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>tfw no stunod bf
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Tired of trying and failing at college for basically 2 years, only ever done 5 classes to completion, have a job that allows me to pay back the small debt I have and sign up for classes for the next semester and take them
I feel exhausted mentally and physically, I would say spiritually but I'm not religious

I'm faced with either renting a place with two people I don't trust in order to try to throw parties, but I will have to ride off of their social networks, and the networks of a handful of other people I know who may or may not even want to do this and may or may not even be around anymore when the time comes
Or to abandon it, the other two people will probably not have anything to do with me anymore, and sign up for classes and go into a normal college semester and just hope I somehow stumble into getting a girlfriend or maybe weasel my way into a random party or who knows what, when I've already tried that twice and both times failed (I didn't go to college the 2nd or 4th semesters) (spring 2016 and spring 2017)

Should I just get an escort and end it already?
Thoughts from people who have done it before?
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>>37602151

I would probably fuck an escort to take the edge off. I think your first time will be somewhat scary but escorts are expert level at it, specially escorts with short stints in porn (these are the best).

I fucked an escort 5 months after finishing high school. Best decision I ever made. Was a good way of closing that "virgin loser" chapter of my life.
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>>37602151
>I don't trust in order to try to throw parties
Stopped reading there.

Fuck off normie.

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Whats it like living in a small coastal town?

t. Inlandlet
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You can go to the ocean whenever you want, and wonder where it all went so wrong

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>tfw no autist girlfriend
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why would you want an autist gf desu
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>>37602134
Then go get one silly. It's not that hard.

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Today I was on the highway, as usual driving back home from work.
There was a slow car, so I passed it.
After a while I see that car passing me.
Nothing strange.
Then I tried to pass it again since it was going slow, but the other driver watched me, shaked his head in a funny way and accelerated.
I accelerated too and got into this little race.
After a couple kilometers of us trying to reach an imaginary end, I was slightly ahead, when the other car reached me, I saw him saying like "bye" laughing, doing a movement with his head who was like a "thanks" and exited the highway.
I've felt more alive and happy today than in almost the rest of my life.

Thanks random anon for making me have fun during another sad, shitty day of my life.
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>>37602021
I have always lived my best moments in my life by car. Alone ofc.
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>>37602021
Nothing's funner than driving at night blasting nigger music. I was with my bro and his friend a few weeks ago and they were just blasting this nigger music so loud on the bass speakers. I hate this music on an intellectual level and like more refined music like classical and stuff, but damn, this nigger music playing loud as fuck so it vibrates your whole body is just amazing. Driving down the free way, taking tight corners

You have to try it

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Why is it so difficult finding gentle female doms?

Why are men always expected to be tough and rough?

Seriously this is a major deal breaker with women I've been with. Acting rough and dom all the time seriously bores the fuck out of me and I can't wait for them to leave me alone.
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>>37602018
feminism has successfully indoctrinated them that acting like a bitch all the time is what men find attractive
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>>37602032
They don't even try making being around them fun... In bed they lay there like starfishing moaning and telling you to not stop, they literally don't give a fuck if it's boring to you. You become a fancy fuck machine at this point...
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>>37602077
I come to a point where I wonder if I am not asexual. But nope the truth is sadly much simpler they expect to be treated like a princess, fucked like a porn star, whilst making no effort themselves.

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>you can never divorce them
>their personalities are as on the show (khal as he was in season 1, cannot speak english)
>there is no risk of death from their enemies
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Khal Drogo. I can always learn the language. He's a king and he's hot af.
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>>37602008
Tyrion. I'll use my abilities to not be killed by his enemies to kill his enemies, in exchange for the Eerie, a modest harem, and a shitload of gold.

No where in this did you mention fucking 0/10 poorly thought out.

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>Why the FUCK can't I get a girlfriend?? I'm 22 for God's sake... i'm going to go post to r9k to feel better...

>sees fat woman
EW WHAT THE FUCK CLOSE YOUR MOUTH

>sees woman that is too tall/short
This fucking dwarf/giant isn't worthy of me!

>sees ugly woman
HA! I bet she's a product of incest. Fucking disgusting

>sees woman with acne, spots, mild defects etc.
DISGUSTING! Wash your skin you fucking pig!

>sees any non-virgin girl
You are the scum of the Earth. Fucking roasties never know how to keep their legs together.

>sees woman that matches taste, 8/10 or above
WHY THE FUCK WON'T THIS STUPID SLUTTY ROASTIE FUCK ME?

Anon, why won't you lower your standards? You can't be too perfect yourself, otherwise you wouldn't be on this board. Is it possible that your standards are too high, and you need to get past looks and form an emotional connection with a girl in order to have a successful relationship?
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>>37601927
Obvious bait but I'd take any tall/short, at least 2/10 non virgin girl at this point.
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>>37601927
>emotional connection with a girl
>emoji pic

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Yesterday I had a revelation that blew looks theory completely out of the water. I know you guys will ridicule me for this, but it literally is just confidence and personality (being fun to be around).

So, I was walking through a local park, and saw some teenagers (16 or 17) making out. Three pairs. The guys were literally sub-5s, manlets, and dressed horribly. I'm telling you these guys were objectively ugly and twig skinny. If they weren't outside with females than I would take them for 4chan neckbeards any day.

So, the thing is, they were all making out with objectively 7/8 girls. Like I'm talking blonde/blue-eyed cute girls in yoga pants with pretty hot bodies.

Looks literally do not matter now.

* And this is not a one-off, I've been increasingly seeing more ugly dudes coupled with girls way out of their league
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So, should I kill my self? My fat thighs and stomach are slowly engulfing my penis.
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>>37601860
>tfw this is me but smaller and less hair
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>>37601860
Eat less
Exercise more
Not that difficult, no need to off yourself
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>>37601860
>Should I work towards solving the problem I have identified even though it will take effort, or do I just quit altogether so I never have to do anything hard?

Great mentality there, bub

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How come everything reminds me of her?
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dumb ugly slut, kys op

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I'm trying to get better with women

Could any femanons here answer these questions so I know how to improve myself;

1. What are your biggest turn ons from a man?
2. What are your biggest turn offs?
3. What values and traits do you look for in men?
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Do girls relax by masurbating too? I can't picture a girl just casually touching herself to orgasm in between browsing the Internet and watching shows like a guy does.
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Of course they do, you freak.
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contrary to what you read on 4chan, women are, in the objective sense, human
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I wish girls had dicks to jerk off

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