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>be me
>the end

>>35550172
How many times have you posted this story? The guy did nothing wrong and you were mean to kick him.

>>35550172
>be me
>start using 4chan again in october after a long break of not using it
>see this post
>5 months later
>same fucking post

Please kys

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>>35550158
Its Murica that is destablizing middle eastern countrys and European countrys have to accept the refugees.

Europeans have a right to complain.

>>35550158

>He just realised that americans destabilised all of the middle east to have an excuse to increase military expenditure so they can manage their debt situation better, no one is going to collect from a redneck with an arsenal in his trailer after all.

>>35550227
>implying the middle east has ever been stable in the history of ever

bramp a dump drump pump stump

I was invested fully, but you lost me at Harold being touched by a girl.

What is this gay bullshit senpai?

>>35549992
dont date a western one. At least from socal. GOD they are soooo annoying, I did learn how to play mahjong though

>>35550019
I dated one in the past who had moved here from socal. It was long distance the whole time, and she moved back to socal and then to Texas nearer the end of the relationship. Nonetheless it was the longest relationship I've had by a huge measure

>>35550273
Oh and she was born in the Philippines, I want to say Cebu but I am not certain of that. She was on a green card when I was dating her

I feel like you're preaching to the choir here.

Because some anime is better dubbed and fuck herd mentality.

you are now breathing in manual mode

DON'T FORGET TO BLINK TOO :^)

It's been, like, three days.

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>have to wait until tomorrow for weed
someone should just murder me lmao

>>35549976
Kill me with a husky please

>>35549950
Why are you homeless ?
Originalll

>>35549950
Why is the government bothering you if you're homeless?
I will probably end up like you someday if I don't an hero so I want to know all I can about this situation

go to california or some shit
scrap metal
collect cans and bottles like the asian ladies
plenty of food laying around in ny
if anything take the train to south brooklyn like coney island

>>35549949
more tits like that pls

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>>35549949
>how big is your 4chan folder
>I am at 2500 images
My frogs folder alone contains more than three thousands images. My 4chan folder and all it's sub folders contain well over one order of magnitude more than yours.

>>35550372
is you folder on an SSD? I hate how long mine takes to load

>>35549942
i hated that movie

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>>35549942
You honestly think some fucking muzzies and feminists can stop Evropa from returning to her natural state? She's older than you can even conceptualize, and one day she will return to beauty, and her children will once again thrive upon her breast.

>having pseudo-nostalgia for something you never experienced

buzzed over winter break
who else /regret/ here?

>>35549917
Been growing out my hair for six years; feels good man. I don't ever have to worry about getting a haircut anymore since I've stopped giving a shit.

>>35549952
I did that last year. Its getting back to a good enough length to tie back. Sadly i have that weird wavy hair where it doesnt sit flat it tends to poof out

>>35549873
>no tits
It's a man
>but it has a va-
It's a man

>>35549873
Tinder too

>>35549873
your mom's pretty hot, post her tumblr.

>>35549862
Because I don't want to attract redditors

>>35549862
because shit's expensive bro

Because those are for normies.

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What do you look for in a girl anon? I was so close to having the girl of my dreams but then shit went south because im a mongoloid who cant into people.

>>35549863
I want a girl who's basically the man in the relationship. That's mostly it anyways, but it seems all girls are submissive and incapable of thinking like a man, and the ones who are even a little bit like dudes are lesbian. Sure I still hope maybe someday I'll find someone like that, but it's not a priority for me at all.

>>35549937

Just go gay if you want to be a submissive little pussy

>>35549763
Nothing on there. The real answer is tg.

>>35549763
the true ultimate superior fetish is women beating you

My fetish is being beaten, mutilated, tortured or killed. Where does that fall on the chart?

Depends on the girl. It's healthy to be in touch with your feminine side anyway.

See, it's not the masculinity girls necessarily like, it's part of it admittedly because of biological hardwiring, but as a whole it's the biological need for a woman to feel security and safety to allow offspring to survive in the womb. Being confident and assertive fulfills this

If you notice, not every girl likes the uber-muscly chad but every girl likes a guy who can be assertive.

>>35549889
Can conflimp
>fairly disciplined lifter but not "ripped"; otter mode at best tbhdesu bc I don't pack carbs enough for super gains

>lifting gives me confidence and energy boost to jokingly shove gf around, make decisions for her, push boundaries a bit socially

>she drools