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>>35265626
It's your fault for getting attached to her when she clearly never liked you in the first place and was just using you for rides. Move along, stop being such a fucking autist, and better yourself so you can find a girl that has actual feelings for you.

>>35265626
>I start asking her if she wants to go to the movies with me and stuff but she always says she cant or that another day
That's a sign she doesn't care about you. It's reasonable for maybe one or two times where she can't do it but after that she is just lying to you.

You are fucking rich fag. Don,t know, how it is in your country, but in my, there is almost no students with a car. And even bus is expensive. But you are riding her for free. No one ever ride me for free, I am so jealous.

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bumped because niggers are gay

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>>35265625
Join for cool cool

Anti bumps because barry is a fag

>>35265552
probably about 3

>>35265552
what's the point in this thread

christ this place

>>35265552
Why don't you kiII yourself and find out

but all women are blind anon

>she can't see how ugly and fat you are

she can still smell you.

>a cute girl I've been friends with since third grade goes blind
>make sure she only dates cute guys

Honestly it's not really that much work, she can pretty well tell from the way a guy sounds if he's cute or not with minor fuck ups.

22 virgin here.
Thinking about the same.
Not sure if I should spend a lot to make it special to make it quick.
I think I have some kind of erection problem so Im not sure if I would be able to get a boner.

>>35265390
>I just want to get fucking laid.

You're going to feel exactly the same afterwards, probably even more depressed.

>>35265390
I did that. she was really nice about it. think she found it realy cute.
guess she spoted it easily, since it came up. she asked me why I do this. Said I could get a gf quick.
Nice women. don't forget that they love money.

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>>35265368
>mom found the soundgarden

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>>35265387
>mom awoke the Cumusaurus-Rex

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>police found the backseat beerboxes
>they gave me ANOTHER dDUI

they cant keep getting away with this!!!

McDonald's breakfast. Only reason I ever eat there.

>>35265363
liter of water
cup of emergency
french press of coffee
aspirin
toast

>>35265373
Best meal there ?

I assume you are doing maths/science major
I just dropped it completely and switched majors

Unless you really have a reason to want to do that major, consider switching to something you actually like

>>35265336
actually fucking study. I know you just play overwatch or some other relevantly retarded video game instead of actually learning the material. challenge yourself nigga

How can you be so stupid that you actually unironically fail a class? Like, did you just never even go to class at all? You intentionally skipped all your studying and assignments? I don't understand how someone who's actually trying to pass can fail. You would have to be literally retarded. Even then they have special classes for retards and they PASS THEIR RETARD CLASSES.

Stop being anxious

>>35265275
I find masturbating relieves my anxiety, but I don't have diagnosed anxiety so maybe it won't help you.

>>35265317
im not "diagnosed" you dipshit. Its a mood state

>>35265234
I don't know what the scare quotes around good girls indicates

Real women provide no real emotional support. Get a Waifu instead.

>>35265234
not really they get lot of attention from men and dont even realise they are using many of them as an emotional tampon, they will likely do that to you which may fool you into thinking she cares because she is sharing things with you

>>35265222
All I can do for you is check your triples

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>tfw steam friend is too busy orbiting a female
>tfw another robot friend blocks you on discord and steam
>tfw new robot friend deletes you on steam when you refuse to fart on him because you hardly know him

Life is suffering

>>35265259
Shoulda farted on him tbpfhdesusempai

Yeah, I found multiple accounts of this wholesome ultraqt I stalked after I saw her on that site everyone here is a fag about. Later on she posted an animal picture linked to her instagram, and after that, googling screennames and cross checking those screen names and some rare keywords gave me a ton of accounts dating back 8 years, her family's accounts, addresses, and rare pics and videos her friends and family posted. I screenshot her posts and pictures sometimes because every so often she deletes them, so I have a few rare saved in a precious folder dedicated to her. I know her thoughts, experiences, posts, and history dating back many years, and it's depressing because in addition to being a worthless NEET, I'm out of her preferred age range since I'm 11 years older at 33. Maybe she's in her mid 20s and I"m not a worthless NEET I can be a candidate, but otherwise, it's just a distant admiration(and stalking).

Also, I'm a little scared and paranoid because people can apparently see where their traffic comes from, and me being out of state and unaffiliated with her in any way is incriminating if she ever chooses to find that info.

>>35265449
It's not always easy to find traffic info
But you are doing nothing but stalking. Don't pretend otherwise

>>35265213
Yeah, he's equally whiny and annoying.

>>35265213
He's always been our guy.

>>35265213
Yes, that's why the majority of today's normie high schoolers hate him and the book.

yes

originalus maximus

>>35265178
What were your expectations?

What is your reality?

No, just keep posting frogs until you become an hero

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>>35265711
> /tg/ unironically the best board on the site
my brother of another household