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Where my Lactation fans at?
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>>34018589
Rigth here! Not gonna let this die, best fetish ever.
My fantasy in life is to be held down by a chubby, lactating girl with big tits and be forced to drink every last drop she produces.
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>>34018589
Masturbating alone in between futilely searching for jobs, like pretty much every day.
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Ahh, well I thought I was talking to an anon I knew from these threads and then all of a sudden they disappeared.
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>that kid who brags about watching 2 girls 1 cup at the lunch table
>that disabled kid who says he'll grow up to be a gangster
>that kid who draws Lion King characters in diapers in the middle of class
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>>34018092
>that kid who got a PTSD watching the teletubbies
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>>34018092
>That kid who threw apples around while shouting: "ENEMY SPOTTED! GRENADE OUT!"
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>>34018092
>That kid with the black trench-coat and the nailpolish
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Welp, looks like my life is over lads.
Long story short: After I became a wizard, I courted this girl a while back and now she's posting about me on leddit trying to make me look like the bad guy. The details she posted easily point to me if any of my normie friends see it. I'm done.
Here's her comment:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5mu5m5/ladies_whats_an_absolute_nono_for_a_guy_to_do_on/dc6l1n8/
Bitch is exaggerating big time. Stupid cunt.
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>>34013415
Sound harsh.
What is your side of the Story?
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Phahahahahah
She sounds like a cunt, but you sure acted autistic
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>>34013415
>He tells me the only thing I'm allowed to get is a five buck lunch
Pretty alpha move anon
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>can't move out
>rent price is too high
>can't get a job
>no experience
>need experience
>to get experience?
just what the fuck
if this isn't social experiment to make us go insane, psyops mkultra lab rats for millennials to go insane and an hero by the millions i don't know what is, also most normies are struggling and chads and stacies are the only ones succeeding
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>>34003823
i can move out, i can afford rent i just dont wanna.
i looked at the 1BR prices, i could definitely manage but eh.
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>>34003823
>>no experience
>>need experience
>>to get experience?
this i just dont get
how are you supposed to get a job when you need experience to get a job?
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>>34003898
its pretty crucial to experience living independently at late teen years in order to develop into an adult
thats why normies do the whole room mate thing, living around their pairs, or people around their age, being stuck at home from 18-25 is probably teh worst thing you can possibly do and will fuck you up desu
>move out
>become independent
>better yourself
>find a job
goes hand in hand
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>2007 was 10 years ago
>The early 2000s are now the equivalent of what the mid-late 80s were to the early 2000s
>We aren't even in the early 2010s anymore and even stuff from 2010 is starting to look dated
>The 2020s are 3 years away
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>>33994957
>We aren't even in the early 2010s anymore
we haven't since 2013
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this movie came out in 2009 and I think it looks kinda dated
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>>33994957
le fuck am i old, am I right fellow redditors? xD
>I haven't had sex in over a month
Feels bad guys
When was last time you had sex?
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>>34033731
like 2 weeks ago. but yesterday i made out
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>>34033731
never and i'm nearly 30
fuck off normie
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I've never had sex, Mr. Normalfag.
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Saw this dude at school today, had to tale a pic.
He must be one of you guys...right? Maybe he will find this thread.
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>>34033697
That photo's old as fuck. Why would you even bother making this thread?
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The dude looks he's not the right kind of autist for /r9k/
Probably a Reddit board maybe
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>>34033712
I feel like people who post shit like this and the people who respond like it's legit MUST be bots or something.
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I know what you all are about to tell me, but I just want to confirm it in case I'm wrong
>Always gives me excuses when I try to hang out with her
>If I text her, replies back 2, 3, 4, or even 12 hours later
>never watches my Snapchat stories
>stops replying in the middle of the conversation
>sometimes texts me when she sees it's been over a month that we haven't talked, but still stops replying at middle of convo
>her Snapchat stories sometimes feature random chads going to the beach with her
>I told her that I miss her, I told her I wanna see her
>she just says, "Sorry, I've been busy as f
lately"
>when I met her she recently broke up with her boyfriend, and she never updated her Facebook info, which always said that she was in a relationship, until recently, she changed the city where she lives, her work info, and school she goes to
>still says, "In a relationship"
>3 days later, posts a pic with some random chad on Facebook, something she haven't done in a while
>delete her from Snapchat, Facebook, and her number about 1 month ago
>still haven't gotten any msg from her asking what happened or why I decided to delete her
Should I message her and let her know that she doesn't give a fuck about me and that's why I'm walking off her life, or should I just keep moving on and forget about her?
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>>34033485
You should just block her, hop on test injections, lift heavy, then start treating all women worse than you'd treat a housepet
t. chad pro
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>>34033485
Move on my man, move on
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>>34033485
>Should I message her and let her know that she doesn't give a fuck about me and that's why I'm walking off her life
lmao I don't think she cares
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If tits, ass and hips attract guys and tell them that a woman is fertile, why are thin women mainstream?
Why do WOMEN like to be thinner than what the average man finds attractive too?
Third, if women are so pressured to be thin, why is the average American woman 5'4" and 165 (?) pounds?
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>>34033346
>why are thin women mainstream?
Because intelligent men find them attractive.
>why is the average American woman 5'4" and 165 (?) pounds?
They only become this way if a man doesn't stop them from doing it.
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>>34033346
Because thicc titties, ass, and hips are attractive, but thicc arms, legs, and gut aren't attractive.
Basically, curves on a woman are attractive, but flab is not.
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because clothes need to hang on a model for it to sell via runway. that means no curves no anything. a hanger.
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Why are white guys such homophiles?
You cucks are the ones spamming BBC shit and trap threads everywhere
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>>34033189
they're probably drunk desu.
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Middle-class white college kids are the bane of this place.
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>>34033201
They're not drunk, they're fags.
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This belongs to a girl who I am completely obsessed with and the smell radicating off it is just orgasmic. I have masturbated to this shit, I am 100% in LOVE with her. I want her to be my woman so so so badly that it isnt even funny.
In early december we went out and by god we had the best time ever. We ordered the same food, laughed and talked like a social couple and even among the other couples there we looked like we had the best time. So great in fact that we stayed till the restuarant owner said he was leaving and locking up.
She doesnt know how deeply rooted into her I am. Im starting a company soon and shes the first to congradulate me and tell me how well im doing.
She knows im a very very good man but I guess she still isnt ready for me yet and turns me down cause she is focused on her career paths.
I just want to make sweet passionate sex with her and raise a family with her. I know all her baby names she wants for her kids. I take notes everytime we talk on the phone. I watch shows she watches so conversation stays great.
My god I am infatuated with her on every possible level.
Am I crazy or is this pure undiluted love
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She doesn't want you anon.
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>>34033182
stop not being white
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fap and get over it. She isn't interested in you. Also, stop being so obsessive, it's honestly creepy.
-femanon
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>tfw you realize that friendship and love, or at least, what you thought were friendship and love don't exist, and even if you do get them, they'll never compare to the image that Hollywood sells to you
Fuck you for ruining my life, Hollywood, thanks for setting impossible standards that reality can never live up to
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>things never exist but even if you are lucky enough to get said things that never exist
ok
for people who like to make friends and form interpersonal relationships, it actually is like the movies. happens a lot of people of lower classes because they are forced to form these interpersonal relationships and work together with other people by circumstances. so many people in the first world meet circumstances that exempt them from this need (or they opt out) and they fail to create these interpersonal networks that innately have various dramas, "stories, "etc" because of the combined lives of so many people
this post was very poorly written in my haste but you are probably smart enough to get the point
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they do though. must you see to believe?
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In my experience a good friendship is better than any of that Hollywood bullshit
How would you react if your sister stopped wearing panties at home?
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>>34033138
I'm an only child, so I'd probably just give her the 'ol lickaroo since she wouldn't be related to me
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I wouldn't react at all and remain stoic and coldly rational.
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I can't imagine anyone's sister doing this, but if I had a sister and she started doing this I'd probably have boners constantly and masturbate a lot to her. Or I might just be let her see my boner and if she gets freaked out I'll be like "Well you're fucking walking around naked?!?! What did you expect to happen? Jesus."
Maybe she'd get turned on by it, I don't know.
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I have absolutely no aim or purpose in life.
Someone could tell me "blow your fucking head off, that's your purpose" and I could do it.
The only thing holding me back is a shitty paranoia disorder I inherited from some French cuck in my bloodline.
What should I do?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xJ_FS13EHY
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>>34033088
How old are you? Have you ever had any aim or purpose, or have you always felt like this? What did you do as a child?
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>>34033130
>not HD
Ok so I've been drinking for the past few hours but I need to stay up til 4:00 am EST
It's almost 1:00 EST and I'm getting pretty tired, any tips?
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>>34033076
Play games, giving yourself something to concentrate on should keep you awake. Watching TV is bad because you can easily just fall asleep. Keep yourself in bright light as well
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Take amphetamine salts. If you have ADD then it can keep you up a loooooooong ass time.Thanks doc
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>>34033152
OK, but I'm too drunk to actually play anything well so I'm just gonna dick around in CS and get yelled at by my teammates
>>34033307
>Take amphetamine salts.
I don't even know what that is