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>Help me, anon! Please!!!
Wat do?
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>>37781492
*unzips dick*
Help THIS
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help my buddy tyrone rape her
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I'll help you pick out a better couch color

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>graduation was today
>didn't go
That'll teach the normies.
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>>37781434
>go to graduation
>slip out before going onto the field
>hear the dumb normie on the stand call my name and starts choking thinking he messed up the order
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>>37781434
>go into random graduating classes event to remember what it was like
>boring af cant even sit through 30 minutes
i cant believe ive been through so many years of school, thatd be pure torture in adult age
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>>37781434
I missed my own graduation too
Hated too many class mates, still do.

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What are the most manageable and effective drugs/combinations of drugs to take regularly for depression and social anxiety? They should not interfere with the ability to pursue a career/work hard, but should also make depression and anxiety much more manageable.
>SSRIs?
>alcohol?
>cannabis?
>amphetamines?
>caffeine abuse?
>xanax?
>opiates?
>nootropics like phenibut or kratom?
>periodic psychedelic use?
>microdosing psychedelics?
>drugs to help you sleep?
>a combination of some or all of the above?
>taking the soberpill?
i don't think i want to live my life sober anymore, but i also don't want to go full junkie loser. what works for you anons? how does one find a middle-ground?

bonus points if it doesn't cause significant health issues/brain damage
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caffeine abuse is a big no
i drink coffee like it's water ; and tried it before exams ; it fucked me up,caffeine worsens stress and anxiety especially when you're already nervous
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xanax makes you stop giving a shit,imagine that you have some work for tomorrow ; an exam , a presentation ,whatever it is .. you can't do a great job if you stop caring about everything, can you?
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>>37781484
after i tried smoking extra caffeinated tea i don't experience that anymore, i can drink it like water and it just makes everything fast and exciting

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Are people at the bottom of society poor because they're stupid? Or are they stupid because they're poor?
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both

they come from a long line of genetic trash

fuck the poor. it's not hard to rise up and stop being poor. just have to be a smart consuming and invest your time/money wisely instead of wasting it on luxuries they don't deserve
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r/K selection
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Both.

It takes a sense of self awareness to break out of the cycle and become better which is why so few actually improve

Why dont all manlets just off themselves?

Look at this guy, hes a fucking rich hollywood actor who plays a famous character and to the normies he is still a joke
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>>37781336
This is a shit thread.
Post knights.
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>>37781360
Fucking terrible ass threads
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>>37781381
Ruining /r9k/

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>cousin has been suicidal for the last 6 years
>he first tried killing himself when he was 13 by hanging, but his parents found him passed out
>he always said he was feeling suicidal. Everyone said that he just needed to snap out of it, and stop attention-seeking (I told my family what if he is actually suicidal, and isn't attention-seeking, but i was literally ignored)
>he turned 18 and his parents said he needed to get a job
>he couldn't get a job. he tried getting welfare for depression, but APPARENTLY he wasn't depressed enough for it
>his parents threatened to kick him out unless he could get some money
>he said he was too depressed and that people wouldn't hire him. my whole family agreed that he was just being dramatic. i again said "what if he is actually depressed and actually planning on killing himself even now?". But I was literally just talked over. No one even acknowledged that I said anything.
>2 months later he blew his brains out

>at his funeral
>everyone is crying
>at the point where people drop a handful of mud on the coffin (never understood why people do that, but w/e)
>it's my turn
>looking down at the coffin, knowing that my cousin had lived a horrible life. Get really fucking mad at my family. Start crying a bit
>turn around
>say, word-for-word, "You're all a bunch of two-faced cunts. This kid had been suicidal for years, and you just acted like he was acting this whole time. You never cared about him. You just thought he was trying to get attention. You didn't help him. You just wanted him to shut up and stop being a problem for you. And now he's dead and it's probably your fault for being so fucking selfish. Fuck off"
>start walking away
>hear loads of screaming and swearing
>suddenly wake up with scratches all over my forehead and nose
>apparently my other cousin (his brother) had punched me in the back of the head, I fell on my face, and he continued punching me in the back of the head
>few hours later, and no one is talking to me
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Sue your cousin for battery.
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>>37781318

>suicidal for 6 years

So he was a pussy

Nothing of value lost
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>>37781345
>M-MAYBE IF IM EDGY ENOUGH PEOPLE WILL THINK IM A KOOL KID

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This is you, on the right
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>>37781290
The dude on the right looks attractive. I'm probably the camera man.
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>>37781290

Shouldn't the guys be reversed
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>>37781290
Wtf the guy on the left looks familiar

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>friend confesses a few months ago that he's in love with me
>I'm gay, but only like him as a friend
>not good at saying no to people
>evade the subject, give vague answers
>he brings it up a few more times
>always dance around the subject
>he doesn't mention it for a while
>I hope it's all over
>he brings it up again today
>give another ambiguous reply
>now I'm fucked
>even if I give him an honest answer, I'm going to be the asshole and the bad guy for stringing him along for months instead of just turning him down

Fucking hell i'm a bad person just kill me i'm trash
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>>37781278
Just explain you're bad at saying no lol, worst case scenario he takes that as his cue to flip you over and pound your boipussi win/win
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>>37781278
sucks to be you. just stop being gay and you won't have such problems lmao
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>>37781278
say that you being gay was a phase and you are over it

then get a Chad bf and parade him around your friend

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/blackbot/ thread

How y'all niggas holding up?

Finally got my first job after 2 years of neethood. Gonna be making 700 buckaroos a week.
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>>37781202
>/blackbot/ thread
>How y'all niggas holding up?
>Finally got my first job after 2 years of neethood. Gonna be making 700 buckaroos a week.

Indian here, that's a type of black right
I'm doing alright I guess

I applied for a job and they e-mailed me telling me to come in for an interview

But I got nervous and never went
That was 2 months ago my parents are still telling me to find a job but I didn't even apply for anything

Who else /loser/ here
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Got an interview at Wal-Mart, spilled my spaghetti everywhere.

Now I have to get references but my teachers not calling back, don't know what to do
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>>37781247
>Get a friend/family member/ANYONE that will vouch for you.
>Tell them they need to answer the phone in case anyone calls and tell them they're working for (x) company
>they'll vouch for you
>job is yours
This won't work if you have no one, but if you do it's gold.

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>19
>6 feet tall
>blue eyes, diamond cut jaw
>not too skinny
>was never abused or bullied that much
>kv
>no friends
>0 confidence
>shitty job
>depressed af, feels like there's nothing to live for
wtf is wrong with me?
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Maybe you're just a faggot. Tried taking it up the pooper yet?
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>>37781197
6 feet is the new 5'7"
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You spent your teenage years on the computer or with loser men rather than developing your social skills and circle like normies.

Charisma and social status are more important than anything.

Is Donald a cuck? He doesn't seem bothered by the fact that his wife has nudes. I'm sure she slept with a ton of rich and powerful dudes before Donald, and she didn't live with him for 5 months so she was probably getting BLACKED on the side.
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She's probably made hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars letting rich dudes cum in her ass.
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Madison Ivy makes a great body double.
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>>37781183
she aint even that hot wtf

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Need more people edition
Hey /R9K/, I was just going to put up another
thread about the Minecraft server that was started a few days ago. The community is really good and welcoming, with no roasties or any shit like that. You all should come and join! Its a lot of fun, and comfy too.

IP: 69.175.47.21:25585

Discord: asATNkJ
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>>37781144
aw what a cancer screenshot
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>people still play minecraft
Why?
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Join the server if you SLAY PUSSY

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Daily reminder that there are at least a million people in Japan living the dream right now.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWY5hzcG_FY
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>>37781124
Great now I need to watch this whole fucking thing
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>>37781124
Anime isn't real, so they obviously aren't living the dream.
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>>37781143
Its worth it
Original

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>be shut in for 3.5 years
>decide to man up and go outside
>work up all my courage and leave my neet cave for the outside world
>walk outside and the sun shine hurts my skin and eyes
>waddle towards a nearby shopping center so I can be around other people
>see group of Stacies approaching me
>decide if I ever want to make something of my self, I have to learn how to interact with others
>muster up courage and say hi to them while nodding
>they look at me with horrified expressions
>"Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with you?" "Rape!" "Someone help us!"
>get scared, this is why I never leave the house
>group of Chads hear the commotion and come up to us
>they surround me and won't let me leave
>"why are you bothering these girls? Are you a perv or something?
>"I just said h-"
>get hit really hard in the side of the head
>as I try and get back up one of the Chads grabs one of the Stacies asses
>"oh, Chad!"
>he takes his dick out and jerks off on her thigh really fast
>all the Stacies laugh and the Chads start cheering their friend on and helping him stroke his dick
>some black kid steals my phone while I keep trying to get up

Tell me again why I should ever leave the house?
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>>37781118
OREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEEOREEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEOREEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEOREEEEOREEEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEOREEEOREEEEEOREEEEOREEEEEEeeee
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>>37781118
Fucking life this is not fair
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>>37781118
people suck. what sucks more is most of us expect stacies and chads to like us when we should really be looking for other robots in public. But we don't leave the house enough or the only time we venture socially is some situtation that is sure to turn sour like op's.

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Would you rather be someone who works hard for his things or someone born into greatness?
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>>37781104
Born into greatness. You can work hard and get nowhere.
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it's what cards you are dealt with, and how you are supposed to play with em, and if you can play them well, and hope an earthquake won't totally throw off your cards off the table and maybe the ceiling won't collapse on you either, or/and prepare for such a thing to happen so maybe you won't have those things happen to you, but then you gotta consider if you preparing or not is really your fault or not, but then we'll get deterministic there so its safer to assume you have responsibility for your actions the actions of other forces that may affect you :D
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>>37781104
Work hard, assuming that that means I still get greatness

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