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>robots have BTFO'd the roastie migrants so bad they're starting so spam femanon and fembot threads nonstop
Keep it up boys.
/r9k/ is a robot board, and always will be. Keep making the "FEMANON HERE" jokes until the word has lost any meaning and the sluts crawl back to tumblr.
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Femanon here
Thanks OP I will.
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>>37711276
No kid. It's just summer and Reddit.
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Not a hole Keisha, a vaIve.
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>Come home
>See wife like this
https://eroshare.com/rl69d3jk
How do you react?
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>Having a wife
My imagination only goes so far anon
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>>37711332
It could happen anon
Staceys need providers after the cock carousel
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Who /torretic ocd/ here?
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>Hey, Anon? Wanna play a game call "Will it Fit?"
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I'm asking out a girl who I've been friends with for a while. It will happen in 10 days. Thinking about getting hot chocolate. Gonna keep it vague on weather it's a date. Any advice. I'd go to adv but they got real problems there and those indimdate me.
>inb4 kidnap + rape
Didn't work out last time.
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>>37711045
Ask her about her interests, show genuine interest. Try to make some jokes once you figure out her sense of humour. If all else fails, trying to get her to talk about herself is always good; most people like to talk about themselves, as most people are egocentric. Not saying she's at fault if she likes talking about herself, she's probably a nice girl, it's just normal for many people.
If you stress out and agonize over everything you say, you'll seem stilted and disinterested as she'll think you're not paying attention. That, or you project weakness. So try not to. It's hard not to, I know, but once something's been said it's been said. Only a 20CHA chad like me can save a slip-up. :^)
For real, though, try to focus on her interests and finding common ground. Most girls think that the basis for a good relationship is things in common, and that's very true.
Good luck! Don't freak out! After all, she agreed to hanging, so she doesn't hate you. You're starting with an advantage, and you just need to turn the slight friendship into happy, safe, romantic feels. It's manageable. I believe in you.
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>tfw absolutely loathe my name
>would rather go by my middle name
>also hate my middle name though because it's associated with my uncle who's a manlet and a mental manlet
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What's your name, anon?
originolio
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>>37710893
It's probably Kael or some dumb shit
its pretty much about how angry I am at the world and how much I dislike a lot of people
https://soundcloud.com/jew-pac-69696969/hustler-musik
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>>37710859
It feels like I'm listening to a Newgrounds parody without the animation
https://soundcloud.com/gnarlyking/pump
Tfw no gassy gf to mist me with her pungent scent.
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Ayyyyy yo Anon, is you a BIG BALLER?
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say' yo lane
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You r a hatah
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Anybody else get really turned on when a woman blushes? It makes me rock hard.
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Daily reminder that if you don't respect women, you're not a robot
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>>37710700
as a fembot i have to say that this is a very rude assumption to other robots
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>>37710700
As a fembot if you don't have at least 3 genders you need to leave my femboard
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>vulnerable and cute
guys the normiebook folks are onto us, they know we're fuckin betas
?????
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>>37710688
jokes on them because most r9k users are underage and or normies
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>>37710688
Not so cute when some are sent out to massacre groups of them.
Ascend me to the heavens already. I want to kill too many people on the internet.
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>tfw vulnerable but not cute
w-why
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Who here /nobrap/?
Nobrap is when you hold in your farts for as long as possible. It's good for your health. I went 4 days without farting.
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you fart unconsciously while you sleep anyway you fucking retard
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>>37710948
And you get wet dreams more often when you nofap. Both are okay and natural.
Who /scatfetish/ here?
>diarrhea
>some people think it's funny, but it's brown and hot and runny
>diarrhea
>some people think it's gross, but it's really good on toast
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>>37710510
Get help before you kill yourself you sick fuck