Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1762. page

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>make fake girl Facebook account
>pretend to be a girl from Kenya who is trying to learn English
>add people from school who I don't like
>mostly asshole guys who are clearly fucking virgins because they're the kind of people who say chivalry is not dead
>one guy is the fucking valedictorian
>catfish them
>talk in extremely broken English
>just send them pictures I find on /b/
>somehow they fall for it
>make them fall in love with me essentially
>continue this for like a year, with 4 different guys
>they become super fucking attached to me
>like I don't understand how someone could be this attached to someone who has sent them like 4 pictures of themselves over the course of a year
>have dick pics from all of them, all kinds of stuff
>friend convinces me to send them all the link to a Facebook password phishing thing
>he gets all of their passwords
>posts their dicks on their Facebook
>of course they try to blame me
>post some shit to make it look like my account got hacked
>give them some bullshit about how through me getting hacked they got hacked or something
>they all buy it
>the damage was already done though
>they all get really fucked up because of their nudes being posted online
>one kid drops out of school
>keep in mind these guys weren't virgins because they were robots, they were virgins because they were "m'lady *tips fedora*" kind of people
>cut all contact
>haven't talked to them since
I never really thought about what would happen when I was doing it, I just hated them. They weren't robots, it was more like they tried to be Chad's but they were just assholes.
>pic related

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(once it drops)

See you in lamboland boys

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In this day and age, is it impossible to date a girl without having to be her jester/conversationalist?

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Any of you have experiences with keeping a diary/journal?
I'm considering starting one to note down my thoughts and keep track of how I'm doing since I don't really have anyone to talk to but I don't really know if I actually should or not

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Dumping a bunch of little paintings I did yesterday.

Tell me what ya think.

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Having a cheeky little pooey bum wank with the lads edition

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So /r9k/, I think I need some advice.

I have had a lot more time than I can reasonably spend recently and this has lead to me thinking more than I usually would. A few weeks ago I was pondering the nature of random chance.

See, people tell you that there are a limited number of outcomes to any situation. They often compare this to a coin flip. The coin can only be heads or tails. This is bullshit. What if the coin landed on it's side, It's unlikely but it's possible? What if the coin was flipped so hard it left the earth's atmosphere and never landed? What if the coin flipped, a bird caught it mid migration then carried it to Hawaii where it flew into a volcano and the coin melted into a ball, what side would it be on then? These outcomes are indeed possible, extremely unlikely but possible. And this fact isn't restricted to a coin flip, it's applicable to all aspects of life. These are what I like to call side landing moments.

Lets say you do something simple like making a sandwich, you may not realise it at first but a side landing moment could occur at any time when preparing your meal. What if you get a head rush when slicing the bread, disorientating you for a few seconds causing you to slice your wrist instead of the bread resulting in you bleeding out slowly on the floor until you die? Or the ham you use for the sandwich wasn't prepared correctly so it's full of parasites from the pig it came from and a few days after eating it you die as one of the tapeworm eggs in the ham ends up in your brain causing a fatal stroke. Or what if completely unrelated to the sandwich a piece of space debris the size of a truck comes rocketing towards your house, killing you on impact. Actually the third one could happen at any time, a side landing moment could happen at any time in many different ways during a range of different activities. It's just a matter of time until one happens.

How do I go on living my life knowing I could die at any time in many different ways?

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post a pic from the city you live in, others try to guess that city

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ITT post the biggest cock youve ever seen

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i cant handle it
i want my fucking hair back
i'm a young guy i'm not supposed to be bald
there is no god

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Bombagalo

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/r9k/, i need a favour, since i lost my old pc, i lost my reaction folder aswell, be kind and help me rebuild it

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Ok fellow robots, i'm fucking done
I won't longer be treated like air by women
I will fucking sell some of my old games and buy some weights to work out
And i will go swimming in this public pool where students get reduced entrance price
I will get so fit that every girl that wents by turns around or thinks about wanting to fuck me
But then comes my revenge
I will seduce them and then just dump and cheat on them to make them feel worthless just how they made me feel worthless

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>Where do you currently live?

>Where do you want to live?

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>ITT: Autistic shit you do
I'll start.
>Be me
>be incurable clean freak, almost to the point of being unable to function
>Come back from day with family, don't have time to shower
>spray my naked body down with bathroom cleaner.
>Kinda sticky, but clean.
>feelsgoodman.png
>I also avoid contact, physical or social, with anyone and everyone. including friends and family.