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>>37242196
if you buy me nier automata on steam i will love you.

>>37242196
>ITT : things that never happened
Keep lying OP

If you have investments and own property which you rent out then you're not a neet, newfaggot

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>The West is dying. I don't even care anymore,they brougth it on themselves.

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>>37241553
M'lady please allow me to save the white race with injecting you with my potent seed!

>Wwwwwaaahhhhh! Wwwwaaaahhhh!! Muh western society is in decline!! Halp!!! HHHAAAAALLLLLLP!!!

a). Everybody has that panic when cultures evolve from one state to another.
b). You act like civilisations don't rise and fall on a regular basis.

>>37241172
ONE reason to live

Your life is it's own little unique experience

And you have no idea what's at the end of the line

>>37241172
To see more cute pictures like the one you posted

Doesn't take age into account.

The most attractive woman isnt worth shit once she is past her prime.

This is why I just shitpost and play vidyas on weekends desu.

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>>37240302

>>37240113
>I just want to be slim and aesthetic
Then just stop being fat??

>>37240113
>220

Fuck off, normie. I'm about to hit 400.

Skinnyfags can't be robots.

>>37240113
When I started I was 265, only took a few months to get down to 225 but I was wobbling between 215-230 for a year before I got down to 180. Stayed there for a year, currently creeping back to 200 because of recent slacking. Just stick with it

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It's ok if you touch urself to pictures of little girls, I accept you

What's the point? What do you think you're gonna get out of it?

>trick my penis into thinking it sleeps with a new woman every night, or several a day
>I can't even look a woman in the eyes when I'm outside

>>37239655
poo in loo

sage

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>Let me suck the honey milk from your mammaries. I be your husband and you, obediant and loyal wife and also my slut.

why are indoans so alpha?

There's also programming, to work on your own projects, but if you're gonna get good at it don't do it for free.

Are sites like coursera any good?

I know MIT posts their lectures online but it's mostly science and engineering.

YouTube I find awful, mostly pajeets doing it from their homes.

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beauty and cosmetics - this is a great subject to study because you can basically learn to be beautiful for F R E E. all you need to do is read ebooks about beauty and start applying their strategies and get better about it from there. its a great idea to go from a ugly stinky need to a handsome good looking neet

body building - also a great thing to do and study. having a great body and perfect skin and skintone makes you feel lovely

those are just 2 im into right now. theres other stuff about like statistics off the loveless and the love deprived, but thats more in the back to-do section

You can't measure to a tenth of an inch accuracy. It's a little ambiguous where you start measuring from. If you want an extra tenth of an inch just push the ruler into your skin a little harder.

>>37239216
so? a lot of people have microdicks.

>>37239531
>t. Dicklet
Found the dicklet

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i am a ruskie, i hate myself and i play dota. Hello.

>>37239081
Because it's true. It's a shit game for people who have so little in life that winning a match in dota makes them feel like they accomplished something.
t. 2.4k hours

11 game losing stream
ama

>>37239026
need info on this for you know, science xD

>>37239065
Nice one, totally forgot about that one

IM A WORTHLESS NIGGER FAGGOT WHO SUCKS BIG FAT 9 INCH COCKS FOR FREE CUZ IM A FAGKOSDAGZDMK.GLN

>>37239002
I'll either be dead from suicide or alcohol

>>37239002
In 10 years I will probably be dead. I've been thinking about suicide a lot lately

Sounds pretty good. I don't want to be a 42 year old playing vidya and farting around the house.

Only if I place any worth in her, e.g. I think she's a good, valuable person.

If it's some retarded slut it's typically easy to tell her off.

Jokes on you, they never talk to me to begin with.

>>37238708
No, because pretty girls never talk to me. Very occasionally I will have to interact with a pretty female in some business setting or another, but it really doesn't make me nervous at all. You only get nervous because you subconsciously think you may get a chance to bang her - remove the sexual factor, and she becomes no different than anyone else.

>>37238577
Because i already work at a relatively easy if time consuming job and i make vastly more than a streetwalker ever could while not having to worry about STD's but simultaneously i also get to live out my power fantasy.

>>37238617
>5/24/17(Wed)14:45
Yeah good question I always give pussy for free

Because I only want to touch one peepee in my life.

Because they were raised that way.

I feel like you're just baiting, but if you're not I personally enjoy it because it reaffirms that they love you rather then not really knowing if they're fucking around behind your back since you're constantly acting upon them without reciprocation.

Or something, iunno. It's late man.

>>37238245
But women are raised to be powerful, bratty and independent in the western world these days and still are submissive sexually.