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I've been on picrelated for a while and I can't ejaculate now. What do?
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>>36775872
It's okay anon I'll ejaculate for both of us now.There nothing you can do except come off your meds which might be a bad idea desu. You should be able to cum if you fap for long enough to bruise your benis though.
Good luck. Still I wonder why you guys are mad or surprised when that happens. It's written on the damn notice.
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>>36775872
>he fell for the SSRI meme
They either do nothing or make things worse, if they "work" it's just placebo.
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>>36775970
Psychiatrist prescribed it(along with phenazepam)
>haven't fapped in 4 days
>haven't consumed any alcohol in 4 days
>been on a 1500 calorie diet for 4 days
/improvementMay/ is going well so far
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>>36775796
Proud of you.
Wish I had the capability to make healthy improvements like that in my own life.
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White knuckling it isn't progress. You are only building up a sense of psychological deprivation. What you need to do is adjust things in your life so that healthy choices become easier and more rewarding, rather than just trying to resist unhealthy choices.
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>>36775884
>What you need to do is adjust things in your life so that healthy choices become easier and more rewarding
sounds like too much effort
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Why are Indian guys so alpha?
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desperate indian guy > beta white knight
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>>36775778
Stop posting the pajeet
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I knew an Indian guy who cried about his manic depression and complained about his mom's curry being too spicy
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What are you plebs reading?
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Campbell Biology - 10th Edition (2013)
also, found this so thought id share it
https://www.youtube.com/user/crashcourse/featured
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The Brothers Karamazov from Dostoyesvki.
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>>36775836
well then get back to it and avoid r9k :D
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>Be 16 year old me
>Depressed, but thanks to meds and therapy I get better and better
>Start socializing more
>Meet a girl
>We have similiar interests and we start talking more
>Also become "friends" with some other guy
>This guy invites me to a party and tells me that I should invite the girl as well
>He knows I like her
>Never been to a party but since I started feeling better I thought "what could go wrong"
>At the party he keeps handing me different drinks saying that I'll like them.
>They taste good so I keep drinking like an idiot
>I get so fucking drunk that I can barely move or talk
>See him talking to the girl I like and eventually he kisses her
>mfw
>The next day my depression is in turbo mode and can't even leave the bed
>I am an alcoholic nowadays
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>>36775727
Alcoholism intensifies depression anon.
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>>36775749
I know but everytime I try to stop and get better something like this fucks me over
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>Drink a lot of alcohol
>Become drunk
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Share robot music
Here's mine
https://youtu.be/TM7PYh_L4Ew
sub if u want
share more music by robots
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uNhKxNEVVTI
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>>36775938
this is really good makes my stuff sound amateurish haha
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Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJBEnFzV1WU
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Hey pss, anon! You're not doing anything special right now are you? Let's spill our worthless semen to anime feet together!
See this poor anon here >>36768820 ? Even if you don't use your penis like Chad, life can reclaim it at any time so let's masturbate! Pull your pants down and start stroking your cock! While looking at nice pictures of anime feet!
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Quick, anon! Fap now!
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Fap now anon. For those who can't fap anymore!
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All those unused penises that can get cancer at any time...
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Anyone wanna pool some money together, go buy some land in a rural area and dig a tunnel system to live in?
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>>36775664
Me but i only have $7k
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no? tunnels would be hot
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>>36777023
also you could just live in a mineshaft...
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Start "dating" a girl and love her so much I think she should date someone much better than me because I'm not smart enough to give her a good/prosperous life. I don't know how to tell her.
I'm not a cuckold. I just want her to experience life in the fullest.
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KYS b4 YCY (YOU KEK YOURSELF)
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>>36775594
That's certainly a valid option.
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Um, right. Does this girl know that you are 'dating' her?
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>tfw finally got my British citizenship
>tfw no longer refugee status
Brexit was terrifying
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>>36775511
Congrats, Mohammed
You should rape some girls to celebrate
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>>36775536
>Mohammed
>tfw my name is actually Mohammed
h-how did you know
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>>36775598
You've been watched by MI5 since youve been here, m8
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>tfw several times in my life, i passed up sex because i was 'in love' with my crush
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>>36775506
Having sex with somebody you don't love feels worse than jacking off anyway. Don't be sad about not being a whore.
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>>36775506
Ooh you're gonna regret that bone headed move when you're on your deathbed with intact virginity
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>>36775532
this is only true if you have a small penis.
ITT: Post below yours decides what you message the last girl you spoke to
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I blocked your number. Don't talk to me again.
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Do you ever wake up and realize you're gay? because I think that's happening to me
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Hey I miss you, we don't talk much anymore. Want to go out bookshopping some time?
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>I don't care if you're sick, Anon. You have to go to work!
>go to work
>ahhhh why did you come here! You're gonna get us all infected. Go home, disgusting loser!
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>>36775454
Aw, did mummy make her little sick angel go to work this morning? You poor boy
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>>36775479
No, one of my bosses said I had to go to work, and then one of my other bosses made me go home, and just recently I got a call from the first boss asking why I'm not at work and he won't believe me when I tell him my other boss told me to go home.
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>>36775698
next time get it in writing
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Is /r9k/ a cult?
According to Shitipedia: The term cult usually refers to a social group defined by their religious, spiritual, or philosophical beliefs, or common interest in a particular personality, object or goal.
Some of the most basic key traits that a cult needs to exist are as follows:
Any dissenting views or influences are highly discouraged, and met with mockery
Any individuals who are external to the cult's influence are immediately regarded as lesser people from the inside members
A feeling of being part of a higher cause, and having a welcoming sense of belonging which can be immediately revoked if one acts in a way which the opinion of the cult is questioned. If the individual acts in a manner which is beneficial they are given praise and respect
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nah, we have no charismatic leader.
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Not really, it's just the only place online that will listen to us losers.
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>>36775447
How is r9k a cult when there's no leadership, no individuals, no reward/punishment system? Think before you post m8
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>took paid half day to catch up on housework
>start drinking then fall asleep
>only finished half the laundry
>didn't get dinner started
>didn't vacuum
>husband comes home in less than an hour
My husband's gonna beat my ass if I don't at least have dinner prepared but the only thing I have thawed is shrimp what the fuck am I gonna do
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You sound like my step mother who took my dad from me and doesn't do jack shit all whilst spending all his fucking cash
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You have a husband? Dang, order out? Surpriiiise the guy with Chinese or some such other crap, or say... lets go out tonight!
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>beats his wife cause she's an alcoholic
Honestly nothing wrong with that.