All I do is constantly reload /r9k/ and occasionally post threads that are entirely bullshit lies (see: Just about any hooker thread in the past year).
What the hell is wrong with me and how did it come to this? Is this a natural progression of robotdom?
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The only reason I'm here is cause I can't move around. Once I can walk again I'm never going to come here again.
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>tfw you aren't interesting enough even for the virgin loser board
>tfw creating fake threads just to get a conversation going because i'm so lonely
I feel you, OP
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>>35814996
Yep, that's me alright.
It actually feels kind of nice to be honest for once.
I can't even keep track of the number of threads I've made and not a single one of them is true.
Like, I did not make the Asian one but I did post in it (as several different people, even). I fucking hate this.
You could list or name threads from the past year or two that have to do with hookers and chances are that I made it up.
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I got really drunk one night and tried to do it the right way.
Was too drunk though and completely missed. Just lost a lot of blood.
Got it sewn up in the ER, and a 2 week vacation in a psych hospital.
Anyone else get closer than me to actually going through with it?
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You better explain that as a cool scar from a shark attack or something. You're marked for life as a fuck up otherwise.
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Sure, you "missed".
Just too much of a faggot to go through with it.
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>>35814763
You can see the veins through your skin.
No way you "missed".
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Is it pedo to like braces on a girI?
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>>35814719
no, unless they're actually five or something
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Define pedo, then.
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Once they have permanent teeth then it's not pedo anymore
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>ask a fembot a few days ago in a thread if she wants to talk because i've never tried before
>she ignores me and doesn't respond
It still hurts bros
Just tell me it was a bad idea and it's good that she rejected me please I need it
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It's good she rejected you, she was being fickle and the right girl for you to talk to will be more reliable. I'm sorry this happened to you. I know it sucks. I've been rejected too and I know it's shit to have someone not even want to give you a chance. I hate it.
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>>35814696
Maybe she just left the thread anon kun desu desu
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>>35814696
you do realize she was actually a fat neckbeard (male)
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>wake up feeling good for once in my life
>decide i wanna head out for a walk
>look out window
>its pissing down with rain
>oh well...
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>>35814642
But anon, that's the perfect weather for a walk.
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Rain always makes me feel good. I have an excuse for staying inside and it's comfy. Win win.
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>>35814736
I couldnt agree with you more
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Fembots, what type of porn do you get off to?
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>>35814611
The ones where they poop up my asshole
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they get off to romance novels and light rape-play
99.95% of all women are exactly like that
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>>35814611
Stuff on /s/, i really like girls so seeing lotsa different girls is super hot
Otherwise shota and loli, furfag stuff
Or guys cumming... Watching a guy blow a load is hot as fuck
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>single mom
>"Not looking for hookups"
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>>35814585
>single mom
>"My daughter is my life :)"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Implying you would want to fuck a single mom
She would probably try to lock you into a relationship by having a fucking kid so you're suck with her like the last poor sucker
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>>35814585
>single mother
>"Real men only"
Anonymous
To that guy who posted the other day about losing his virginity to an escort 2017-03-26 10:12:12 Post No.35814572
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To that guy who posted the other day about losing his virginity to an escort
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She has a "profile" on bustedescorts (which I can't link because 4chan thinks it is spam, but it should be easy enough to find).
You fucking lucked out, if you'd "visited" her even a day later or so you would've been caught right alongside her.
Take this as a lesson, if you really want to fuck then save up the cash to do it legally in a FKK club in Europe. I make a trip there once a year to satisfy myself with some hot women and don't have to risk this kind of shit.
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What is bustedescort and why should op have been scared?
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>land of the free
>not allowed to exchange your money for sex
why do people continue to live in that shithole?
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>>35814872
They don't have penis like normal traps
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Whenever I talk to a tranny in person I start blushing and get a raging boner.
How do I stop being such a degenerate weirdo?
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Suicide
Oreginalo
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>>35814554
trannies are fucking disgusting. You're a faggot.
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>>35814554
Well at least someone likes me...
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Why did God allow you to exist, anon?
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>>35814504
He had no choice
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>>35814543
>tfw God is powerless yet all-powerful at the same time
what the
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>>35814543
I live by my own rules, no one elses, I don't even live by own rules, because I dont follow any rules, oh yeah and I have a motorcycle.
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Can someone make a figure describing "The "Alpha Walk" or "The Chad Walk"?
Thanks.
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>>35814387
Second this is a funny picture and needs a complementary alpha picture
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>>35814387
Chad doesn't hang out on r9k.
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>>35814387
durrrrrrrrrrrrrr heeeehhhhhhh deehhhhhh
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>You need to get out more if you want a gf
Get out and do.....what? I'm not fucking going clubbing, so what do I do?
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>>35814316
Yeah i have no idea either. You pretty much have to have friends to do anything meaningful in a social setting.
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Go gym, join a sports team... make friends and stop being a fag
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>>35814368
>le sports team
go back where you came from, redditor.
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Be honest bots; could you handle an ass this THICC?
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>>35814305
I need it thikqqcer.
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>>35814332
You mean like this originally?
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>>35814305
I have, it was a lot easier than I expected. I managed to get almost my entire dick in.
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FEMBOT POWER.
pic unrelated.
Reminder that girls are:
>Smarter.
>Have better orgasms.
>More emotionally stable.
>Commit less suicides.
>Live longer.
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Why bait at this point?
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I agree sister. Being a woman is a blessing that I'm very thankful for. Pic related is me, my presence always triggers virgins for some reason
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>>35814295
so are the mods not gonna do anything about the spam. I don't even care about fembot threads, but there's about ten up right now
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>tfw hungry skelly
Why do fat anons complain when all they have to do is stop eating? Skellies are the ones with real problems. No girls want to date guys who weight less than they do.
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>no girls want to date guys who weigh less than they do
true, which is why i would starve myself until i weigh less than you. i still like skelly guys tho.
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>>35814226
If you're having trouble putting on weight, just become an alcoholic. Beer has plenty of calories in it and it's easy to drink a lot of it.
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>No girls want to date guys who weight less than they do.
False, landwhales still believe they are entitled to Chads
>>35814310
>typing it out instead of copy/pasting